# Who do you have a crush on right...NOW? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 25, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193 "2006-04-25T20:01:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2006, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/81 "2006-04-26T23:51:37Z")
Guy I work with from time to time. Never met him. He’s in Georgia; I’m in Ohio. We always have such nice, mildly flirty conversations. Sadly, he’s married and has kids. I think we both forget we have this crush (it’s clearly mutual). And then we talk again and are pleasantly reminded. GT ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/82 "2006-04-27T02:23:08Z")
A person who I went to junior high and high school with whom I just re-met just in time for the 35-year class reunion. ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/83 "2006-04-27T03:55:22Z")
I have long-term celebrity crushes on [Hugh Jackman](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0413168/) and [John Hannah](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001314/). In real life I have a sort-of crush on a co-worker, who _was_ in the process of getting a divorce but now seems to be reconciling with his wife. Sigh. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/84 "2006-04-27T04:50:53Z")
I have a crushes on no less than three doper ladies. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/85 "2006-04-27T12:33:10Z")
> [@OneCentStamp](#): > > To all those who named your spouse…is that really a crush? To me, the term “crush” implies something passing, something unsustainable. I guess if they’re thinking of it as the person they get all fluttery about and can’t wait to see…People who continue to feel that giddy about their spouse, good for them! Why is it that when I have a crush I always screw up around them?? Or is it just that I notice that I mess up because of the crush. Of course The Guy has to come into the breakroom just when I am cleaning up a big klutzy coffee spill :o And he has to be walking behind me when I stumble and look like a goof. :mad: These are the kinds of things that help me get over crushes! The klutziness mounts to a point where it’s too nervewracking and uncomfortable to keep investing in the crush and I can move on. > [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > …My calc. TA. She’s all gothic, leather-spike necklace sexy. > …My calc. professor. She’s all dark hair, tan skin, Ukraine accent sexy > …This one chick in my physics class. She’s all nice face, blonde hair sexy. > …This other chick in my physics class. She’s all nice bod, cool chick sexy. Wow, where the heck do you go to school! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/86 "2006-04-27T12:35:39Z")
> [@NailBunny](#): > > [Eugene Hütz](http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1552/eugene192rr.jpg) from Gogol Bordello. [Any relation?](http://www.24-7simpsons.com/lionel%20hutz%201.jpg) 😉 Incompetent lawyers, humma humma !! ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/87 "2006-04-27T14:09:07Z")
President Clinton and a 22 year old student here at work. He’s got a real cute accent and an almost courtly way of greeting me. I’m a married 42 year old office lady. ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/88 "2006-04-27T14:28:45Z")
NOBODY! 😃 And honestly, I could not be more pleased about that! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/89 "2006-04-27T14:31:38Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Not all the mods though of course, just the ones with tits… like Lynn, Tuba and Skip. Oh, by the way - they’re real, and they’re spectacular. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/90 "2006-04-27T15:18:22Z")
There’s this cute little redhead that works in the MedEvac building, right behind our ‘hardback’, and darn if she ain’t all that. But dammit, she’s a sergeant. :smack: Tripler It’s lonely 'round these parts. ---
**Author:** ![DianaG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ab992/32.png) [@DianaG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DianaG)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/91 "2006-04-27T15:34:56Z")
I had a dream the other night about a guy I dated in high school, and now I have a nostalgia crush! I actually have fluttery stomach feelings about someone I haven’t seen or really thought of in fifteen years, and will most likely never see again. How weird is that? ---
**Author:** ![NailBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NailBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NailBunny)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/92 "2006-04-27T15:46:28Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > [Any relation?](http://www.24-7simpsons.com/lionel%20hutz%201.jpg) 😉 Incompetent lawyers, humma humma !! Heh, never thought of that. Fortunately it’s pronounced differently. “Replace the word ‘kind-of’ with the word ‘repeatedly’, and the word ‘dog’ with ‘son’.” 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/93 "2006-04-27T18:09:10Z")
> [@DianaG](#): > > I had a dream the other night about a guy I dated in high school, and now I have a nostalgia crush! I actually have fluttery stomach feelings about someone I haven’t seen or really thought of in fifteen years, and will most likely never see again. How weird is that? Not weird (I hope, since I still have a crush on a guy from college I haven’t seen since then ~15 years. He kissed me once but we were both seeing other people so I was scrupulous and didn’t go further than that. :mad: Every time I get the alumni mag I look for announcements about him getting hitched since he is the last of my historical crushes. It will be nice to move on!) ---
**Author:** ![Euthanasiast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Euthanasiast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euthanasiast)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2006, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/94 "2006-04-27T23:08:18Z")
There simply isn’t a more beautiful woman on the planet than [Melissa Theuriau](http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12612). There may be women that are **as** beautiful, but none more. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/95 "2006-04-28T01:41:55Z")
Wow. She is very pretty. Striking, even. Damn. Mmm… hot French women. ---
**Author:** ![bigdfrombigd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@bigdfrombigd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bigdfrombigd)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/96 "2006-04-28T03:44:38Z")
Keith from the Mo-dels. I just look at him and my tummy tingles. ---
**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/97 "2006-04-28T12:03:05Z")
In my rich and varied fantasy life, Helen Hunt. I just have to hear her name and I swoon. In my complicated and tawdry personal life, a woman who lives in Savannah, Georgia. She brilliant, beautiful, accomplished, I can make her laugh and she stands up to my overbearing arrogance. It’s a hard, hard crush. mm ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/98 "2006-04-28T12:13:28Z")
> [@Euthanasiast](#): > > There simply isn’t a more beautiful woman on the planet than [Melissa Theuriau](http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=12612). Wow, is that Photoshopped or do newscasters really dress like that in France? ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/99 "2006-04-28T12:24:51Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Wow, is that Photoshopped or do newscasters really dress like that in France? If you have any doubt, even Yasser looks damned hot in the adjoining photo. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![J.Z.Knuckles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecccb3/32.png) [@J.Z.Knuckles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/J.Z.Knuckles)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2006, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193/100 "2006-04-28T12:52:01Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > […]and the actor who played **Horatio Hornblower**. […] Ioan Gruffudd? Indeed yes, and you are to be commended on your impeccable taste. My backup crushee would be Cillian Murphy, wearing Jonathan Crane’s specs. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/354193.md?page=6)