# Who do you have a crush on right...NOW? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260 "2009-10-01T19:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/21 "2009-10-02T00:12:10Z")
Two different straight men at work. I don’t know why I keep doing this to myself. It’s purely fantasy, of course, but they both have such sweet personalities (not to mention hot bodies) that I can’t help myself. And I’m very happily (whatever the equivalent of “married” is for those who are not allowed to be legally joined in that manner) for 17 years. Sigh, Roddy ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/22 "2009-10-02T00:18:23Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Which incarnation? The animated one. Or, since he’s the same guy, the one in the new Arkham game. Maybe I’m just in love with Kevin Conroy’s voice, Paul Dini’s writing, and the jaw that could shatter granite. > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Jon Stewart. That’s another good one. AND Stephen Colbert, who is currently on my wallpaper, but it’s three different kinds of crushes. I want to drink scotch and talk to Jon Stewart until sunrise, I want to use Stephen Colbert as my personal teddy bear, and the less said about what I want to do with Batman, the better. 😛 Also, unaccountably, Hugh Laurie. I always thought he was adorable when he was playing upper-class British twits, and then he had to get all stubbly and American and cranky and hot. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/23 "2009-10-02T00:19:01Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > The old fogey from U2, or the pretty good looking Wrestler? The guy from U2 is The Edge, the wrestler is Edge. If you want exact “silly nickname” matches between over-the-hill rock stars and pro wrestlers, you have to go with Sting. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/24 "2009-10-02T00:23:05Z")
As usual, 1. My partner 2. Adrien Brody ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/25 "2009-10-02T00:29:45Z")
He standing behind you, isn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/26 "2009-10-02T00:38:04Z")
> [@5-4-Fighting](#): > > He standing behind you, isn’t he? Adrien Brody? ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/27 "2009-10-02T03:47:02Z")
Sandra Bullock. I have held a torch for her for years and years. She ages like fine wine, my friends. ---
**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/28 "2009-10-02T04:05:59Z")
Pretty much same as always, Toni Braxton Monica Bellucci Halle Berry Salma Hayek Sofia Vergara Laura Harring ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/29 "2009-10-02T04:18:47Z")
> [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](#): > > Adrien Brody? sneaky bastard ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/30 "2009-10-02T05:10:42Z")
That guy from the video store. ---
**Author:** ![BaneSidhe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c5a1d2/32.png) [@BaneSidhe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaneSidhe)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/31 "2009-10-02T05:29:34Z")
Can I have two crushes? Vivian Campbell and Phil Collen from Def Leppard. Rowwwr! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/32 "2009-10-02T05:31:58Z")
Susan from _Monsters vs. Aliens._ I know. Not even a real celebrity, but a cartoon one… ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/33 "2009-10-02T06:00:17Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Susan from _Monsters vs. Aliens._ > > I know. Not even a real celebrity, but a cartoon one… That’s just because she’s got big… well, _everything._ ---
**Author:** ![dragonlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5f8ce5/32.png) [@dragonlady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragonlady)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/34 "2009-10-02T13:39:38Z")
My highschool sweetheart from 30 years ago. And a married guy at work. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/35 "2009-10-02T13:42:37Z")
> [@Translucent\_Daydream](#): > > Sandra Bullock. I have held a torch for her for years and years. She ages like fine wine, my friends. Laying down in the cellar? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_Doubt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Angel\_of\_Doubt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_Doubt)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/36 "2009-10-02T13:45:29Z")
Hmm, well if TV personalities are fair game I’ll go with Grant from Ghost Hunters. Unfortunately the guys around here all look like Jason. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/37 "2009-10-02T14:01:13Z")
> [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](#): > > I want to drink scotch and talk to Jon Stewart until sunrise, I want to use Stephen Colbert as my personal teddy bear, and the less said about what I want to do with Batman, the better. 😛 Did you see the Colbert where he cited the Glamour article Do him - Jimmy Fallon Dump him - Conan O’Brien Marry him - Colbert Colbert got quite emotional 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Transistor\_Rhythm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@Transistor\_Rhythm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Transistor_Rhythm)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/38 "2009-10-02T14:10:47Z")
My friend’s wife. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/39 "2009-10-02T14:30:26Z")
> [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](#): > > That’s another good one. AND Stephen Colbert, who is currently on my wallpaper, but it’s three different kinds of crushes. I want to drink scotch and talk to Jon Stewart until sunrise, I want to use Stephen Colbert as my personal teddy bear, and the less said about what I want to do with Batman, the better. 😛 Sure, I’d drink Scotch and talk shop with Jon Stewart. I’d also have sex with him over and over again. > [@Transistor\_Rhythm](#): > > My friend’s wife. Start hitting on her! It can only end well. ---
**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/40 "2009-10-02T14:40:31Z")
[Rupert Penry-Jones](http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00361/rupert_penry_jones_361777a.jpg). (I’ve been watching MI-5 for the past couple weeks.) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260.md?page=3)