# Who do you have a crush on right...NOW? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2009, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260 "2009-10-01T19:08:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/41 "2009-10-02T14:41:55Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Start hitting on her! It can only end well. He’s already kissed her on the mouth. I thought it was an “accident” but sounds like there were feelings. Did they exist before or after the kiss? > **[Kissed my friend's wife. Now what?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=533340)** > > My friends were meeting me at my place, and arriving separately. She got there first. When she walked in, I was overjoyed to see her, and sort of weirdly, automatically, unthinkingly kissed her on the mouth. And not a friendly peck or a “European”... ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/42 "2009-10-02T15:33:08Z")
You! I have a crush on YOU! There, I’ve said it. I feel much better now. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@Rascal\_s\_Mom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rascal_s_Mom)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/43 "2009-10-02T15:38:04Z")
The architects from the firm down the hall. Lumberjacks, be they. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f07891/32.png) [@Little\_Plastic\_Ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Plastic_Ninja)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/44 "2009-10-02T15:42:10Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Sure, I’d drink Scotch and talk shop with Jon Stewart. I’d also have sex with him over and over again. I thought that went without saying. > [@gigi](#): > > Did you see the Colbert where he cited the Glamour article > > Do him - Jimmy Fallon > Dump him - Conan O’Brien > Marry him - Colbert > > Colbert got quite emotional 😛 I did not know that! That’s adorable. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/45 "2009-10-02T15:44:57Z")
The Bene Gesserit [Reverend Mother Helen Gaius Mohiam](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sianphillips_helengaiusmohiam.jpg) as portrayed by Sian Phillips in David Lynch’s _Dune_. I found that her authoritativeness and intimidating aura of power were erotically enticing and I was able to overlook the bald spot on her head. The scene where she is testing Paul with the pain box thing and the “Gom Jabbar” is pretty overtly sexual. As she describes the burning sensation of the hand, she closes her eyes and begins to speak in an erotic tone of voice; then when Paul finally yells “the pain!”, she appears quite blatantly to have an orgasm. It’s one of the most erotic scenes in the movie, actually. This probably sounds insane but if you actually watch the scene, you will know exactly what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/46 "2009-10-02T15:48:51Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > The Bene Gesserit [Reverend Mother Helen Gaius Mohiam](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sianphillips_helengaiusmohiam.jpg) as portrayed by Sian Phillips in David Lynch’s _Dune_. I found that her authoritativeness and intimidating aura of power were erotically enticing and I was able to overlook the bald spot on her head. You like her, you should absolutely nut over [Anne Robinson](http://revoirblog.dailymail.co.uk/images/2007/12/07/anneweakdm1311_468x411.jpg). [Who?](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Robinson) ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/47 "2009-10-02T16:12:25Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > The old fogey from U2, or the pretty good looking Wrestler? There’s a wrestler called The Edge? ETA: I guess the wrestler is just Edge? Hell if I know, I mean the guitar player! ---
**Author:** ![TheMerchandise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b487fb/32.png) [@TheMerchandise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheMerchandise)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/48 "2009-10-02T16:17:52Z")
Misha Collins from _Supernatural._ Which I feel guilty about because I also have a huge crush on Jensen Ackles from _Supernatural_. I feel like I’m being fickle. Also: David Krumholtz. ---
**Author:** ![WishIHadACoolName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a587f6/32.png) [@WishIHadACoolName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WishIHadACoolName)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/49 "2009-10-03T10:20:41Z")
Current crush: Chuck Liddell. Ferocious fighter who makes little boy faces when people talk to him, which indicates a level of humility. Adorable. I like physically strong guys 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/50 "2009-10-03T11:53:12Z")
> [@WishIHadACoolName](#): > > Current crush: Chuck Liddell. Ferocious fighter who makes little boy faces when people talk to him, which indicates a level of humility. Adorable. > > I like physically strong guys 🙂 Isn’t he the one on _Dancing with the Stars_ right now? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/51 "2009-10-03T12:13:29Z")
Too many to name. I fall in love about 3 or 4 times a day. God, women are hot. ---
**Author:** ![Idlewild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8491ac/32.png) [@Idlewild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idlewild)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/52 "2009-10-03T14:15:20Z")
The kid (he’s 19. I feel like a dirty old woman) who plays Kurt on Glee. He’s just adorable. Funny, smart, talented, cute. And also about ten years too young for me. Also, Patrice Bergeron, but that’s only because he’s brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Sebastienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Sebastienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sebastienne)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/53 "2009-10-03T14:32:40Z")
> [@KSO](#): > > There’s a wrestler called The Edge? > > ETA: I guess the wrestler is just Edge? Hell if I know, I mean the guitar player! Yup, there’s a wrestler named Edge, real name Adam Copeland: [http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/edge/photos1/](http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/edge/photos1/) In addition to being intelligent, witty, and very very talented in his field, he’s dreeeeeeaaaaaaamy. He’s my perma-crush, my who-would-you-go-straight-for-crush, and the first name I thought of when I saw this thread. (He’s also one of the WWE workers I’ve never managed to meet, despite repeated attempts and my uncanny knack for running into the likes of HHH in elevators.) Chris Jericho wasn’t bad either, before he cut his hair. 😛 Though my current crush is my English composition professor. What stings is she’s queer, not that much older than me, and we seem to have really hit it off, but the “she’s my professor” aspect keeps her out of reach. C’est la vie. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/54 "2009-10-03T14:49:25Z")
Leroy Jethro Gibbs. Not Mark Harmon but the actual character. And a guy I met in Afghanistan but that’s more unrequited love than a crush. Sucks to be Surly. ---
**Author:** ![Cosmopolitan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/94ad74/32.png) [@Cosmopolitan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cosmopolitan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/55 "2009-10-03T15:00:59Z")
Matthew Gray Gubler, late of _Criminal Minds_. I’m not generally into the super-skinny, almost heroin-chic look - the hipster thing. On the other hand, he wears it well. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/56 "2009-10-03T15:26:12Z")
[Chubby Matt Damon](http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/06/23-End/matt-damon-preggo.jpg). My god…the 30 pounds he put on for The Informant makes him look better to me than he ever did. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aca169/32.png) [@Red\_Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/57 "2009-10-03T15:30:18Z")
[Amy Adams](http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/a/amy_adams/thumbnails/tn2_amy_adams_1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/58 "2009-10-03T15:37:00Z")
The woman in the office down the hall. She looks a little like Sela Ward, she is funny and perky and has a very fine ass especially for being 40. And I have about a -1% chance of hooking up with her. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2009, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/59 "2009-10-03T17:53:44Z")
It is only a tiny crush, I would never act on it, but: my co-worker’s daughter. She is a little more than half my age and half a world away and with a man - and of course a co-worker’s daughter. But she is smart and cute and sweet. When I saw her last I liked how, when she hugged me goodbye, she said: _I love you_. She didn’t mean it in a _let’s get busy_ kind of way, she is just very sweet. It is always nice to hear someone say _I love you._ ---
**Author:** ![Coalcracker0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Coalcracker0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coalcracker0)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-a-crush-on-right-now/512260/60 "2009-10-04T00:15:51Z")
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