# Who do you have it in for? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 17, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577 "2005-02-17T18:20:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2005, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/81 "2005-02-20T03:22:34Z")
Coral of Real World Las Vegas- My dear, being a strong person does not equal steamrollering everyone around you. Paris and Nicky Hilton- You are rich, not special, now get away from the camera. Donald Trump-Go fire yourself. Do not pass go and do not collect the $200. Do not land on free parking. Go straight to hell. Shaquille O’Neal-- You are an overgrown douchebag who gets away with more fouls than anyone in the NBA. ---
**Author:** ![DaphneBlack](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daphneblack/32/5389_2.png) [@DaphneBlack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaphneBlack)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/82 "2005-02-21T01:16:04Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > Will Ferrell. > > I don’t care about Hussein, Bin Laden, or Bush… Ferrell is the real Public Enemy Number One and he must die as slowly and painfully as is humanly possible. I can’t tell you how much I agree. Will Ferrell makes my skin crawl. ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/83 "2005-02-23T16:20:29Z")
Let me start by saying I don’t like Letterman. I think he’s a sleaze and a pervert and a very unfunny man. Perhaps once he was a great talk show host, I do not know. I can only assume he was, because otherwise that show would surely have been cancelled years ago instead of, like Saturday Night Live, staggering on despite lacking any reason to do so anymore. No, I do not like Mr Letterman…but I do not loathe him. His only crime is believing his own publicity. Which brings me to the person I **hate** … \*really \* really hatespewvomitwanttocrushtoittybittypieces - that little toad whose sole purpose in life is to suck up to Letterman. That spineless lackey masquerading as a band leader. A man who seemingly has no function but to lick Letterman’s shoes and reassure him how great he is, how funny he is. A weak, repulsive little man. A lickspittle. How I loathe him. I loathe him so much I cannot ever remember his name, THAT’S how much I loathe him. **He angers me so much that it drives all coherent thought from my head and all I can think is something along the lines of "HULK KILL’ when confronted with the fact of his existence.** I’m going to stop now before I get really carried away. Besides, I can’t afford to keep replacing these purple shorts all the time. ---
**Author:** ![zagloba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/977dab/32.png) [@zagloba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zagloba)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/84 "2005-02-23T20:27:45Z")
> [@LilyoftheValley](#): > > **Sheryl Crow**. To me, her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard. Could not agree more. Who told her she could sing? I don’t know what her vocal range is, but she sings every note as if she were straining 3 notes beyond it. The sad thing is she is either a good songwriter (or knows some good ones). If only we could get someone else to record them. I’m not even gonna mention the political and pundit/“journalist” figures on my list. Just don’t need to be that angry today. ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/85 "2005-02-23T20:33:52Z")
> [@CanvasShoes](#): > > AAAAgggh, I agree 150 bazillion percent. The woman is this bland, depressed and/or stoned looking person. She has two expressions the “classy, refined” mini-smile, and the slight non-expression which is what, for her, stands in for; sadness, anger, shock, fear, hurt and so on. > > She’s like a bland blond stick figure. BLECH. > > People who think that they are better than anyone else and that any rules, whatever those rules or policies may be, don’t apply to them. Don’t forget that she should be shot for naming her stupid kid “Apple”. What kind of non geeky moron names their kid Apple? Wtf? ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/86 "2005-02-23T21:19:45Z")
> [@Freejooky](#): > > Anyone who wears those men’s business wardrobe shirts that are solid blue, but then have a white collar and white cuffs. I can’t find a picture of one online, but anytime I see anyone in one of those, I just want to start punching him and not stop until his face has collapsed. Something about it completely screams smug, middle-management Office Fuck. Wasn’t Mohammad Atta wearing one of those in the securtiy camera footage taken on September 11? Ahh, [here it is](http://archives.cnn.com/2002/US/09/06/ar911.hijackers.final.days/). Not quite what you’re describing, but it is a bluey. Anyway, I have many, but I’ll just concentrate on Jerry Bruckheimer. My SO and I were watching a documentary on film editing when he came on the screen. I asked her to pause it on his picture, then I proceeded to remove my pants and wave my cock and balls in his face, screaming insults until my SO’s laughter started to interfere with her breathing. Damn, I love DVRs! ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2005, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/87 "2005-02-23T22:27:18Z")
> [@World Eater](#): > > Don’t forget that she should be shot for naming her stupid kid “Apple”. What kind of non geeky moron names their kid Apple? > > Wtf? Her “rationale” (and I use that term very loosely) for this was that “‘Apple’ is beautiful and sweet.’” Well, so is “pear.” And “kiwi.” But who the hell names their kids after produce? ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/88 "2005-02-24T09:46:33Z")
> [@vivalostwages](#): > > Her “rationale” (and I use that term very loosely) for this was that “‘Apple’ is beautiful and sweet.’” > > Well, so is “pear.” And “kiwi.” and [Cowboy Cocksuckers](http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink593.html) … and I think with that in mind we can all look forward to Gwynneth’s next bundle of joy. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/89 "2005-02-24T11:28:09Z")
I have a group presentation due today. We began as a group of four people. Three of us have busted our asses getting this stupid thing put together. The fourth skipped meetings and didn’t do much of anything, even after we asked repeatedly for his information so we could incorporate it into out mandatory PowerPoint. Nothing. Until this morning. The asshole sends it to me at 3 am. I don’t have time to incorporate his stuff into our PowerPoint; that would involve skipping class, and I can’t afford to do that. I want this guy to get the lowest grade imaginable. Thank Og for group self-assessments. Robin ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [February 24, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/90 "2005-02-24T18:08:32Z")
> [@](#): > > **Who do you have it in for?** You, **Mullinator** , and **Coldfire** , for never taking the hints in those various “List your favorite/funniest SDMB threads of all time” threads and explaining the backstory behind the Naughty Love Letters thing! :mad: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [February 27, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/91 "2005-02-27T23:00:24Z")
And damned if that didn’t kill the thread, meaning I still won’t get an answer. ??! Uh uh. Not this time. ::bump:: ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2005, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/92 "2005-02-28T04:56:33Z")
Craig Kilborne and Jimmy Kimmel. These two are not just regular, late-night no-talents like Jay Leno and Dave Letterman. They are actively anti-talent, non-funny, self-important pieces of shit who i can’t even stand to look at. Anyone who works as a “reporter” for shows like _Entertainment Tonight, E!, Celebrity Justice,_ or any other celebrity “news” show You people actually think that the crap you cover is important. Get a life. And you. Yes you. The people who watch those shows. You’re on the list too. Add all of my usual political suspects to the list here as well. And just add Ashton Kutcher for good measure. ---
**Author:** ![MidnightRadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@MidnightRadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MidnightRadio)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/93 "2005-03-01T18:20:15Z")
> [@altiod](#): > > Lisa Whelchel- Blair from the Facts of Life. Have you heard all her crazy rantings lately? No. What’s she been saying? I know she’s a fundie, but I haven’t heard anything about her lately. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/94 "2005-03-01T19:07:45Z")
Every single rat-bastard billionaire businessman who ever outsourced a job overseas. Every single rat-bastard billionaire businessman who ever gave himself a $20 million bonus, for downsizing 200 workers with families. Every single rat-bastard billionaire businessman who ever corrupted a government official for personal financial gain. Every single rat-bastard billionaire businessman that mergered with another firm, & then “discovered” that the old firm’s pension fund had “just vanished” \! In short, I’ve got it in for every single rat-bastard billionaire businessman. They stole our American dream, & pawned it. :mad: :mad: ---
**Author:** ![sj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@sj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sj2)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/95 "2005-03-01T20:09:20Z")
> [@threemae](#): > > Lance Fucking Doped Up the Ass Armstrong. That’s what _I_ came in here to say. 😛 Actually I hate his no-talent, arrogant for no reason, if a horse sounded like that you’d put in outta its misery, chick who looks like a dude, Sheryl Crow even more them I hate him. ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/96 "2005-03-01T21:40:11Z")
> [@MidnightRadio](#): > > No. What’s she been saying? I know she’s a fundie, but I haven’t heard anything about her lately. I don’t know either, but I assume it’s probably stuff related to raising kids, since she wrote a book on the subject. ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/97 "2005-03-02T00:17:11Z")
> [@Bites When Provoked](#): > > Let me start by saying I don’t like Letterman. I think he’s a sleaze and a pervert and a very unfunny man. … Letterman a “sleaze”? A “pervert”? Where did you get that impression? Are you privy to some information that nobody outside of his inner circle knows? ---
**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/98 "2005-03-02T13:03:38Z")
> [@NDP](#): > > Letterman a “sleaze”? A “pervert”? Where did you get that impression? Are you privy to some information that nobody outside of his inner circle knows? I was going to respond with equal snark, but really, what’s the point? So, since you asked… I’m basing it on the way he treats the attractive young actresses who come on his show. More than old enough to be their grandfather, he leers at them, attempts to be flirtatious (but it comes across as sleazing and patronising all at once), and just generally grosses me out. Regardless of how big a fan you may be of the man, the sleazing is so overt I fail to see how anyone could miss it. As for ‘pervert’, well, admittedly I’m not suggesting he’s sexually warped in any illegal fashion, but I do think it’s perverted for any grandfatherly aged man to ogle a woman he’s barely met. I’m sure if he layed it on as thick with the men in his interviews you’d notice soon enough. Maybe I’ve not seen enough of his shows to make a balanced judgment. Maybe the ones I’ve seen have been him at his worst. Regardless, I do find the man repellent and that kind of opinion, **NDP** , is what the whole thread entitled ‘Who do you have it in for?’ is about, as per the very first paragraph in the OP: > [@Mullinator](#): > > Who in this great big world do you dislike upon seeing, hearing, or even thinking of them. Rational, irrational…doesn’t matter. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/99 "2005-03-02T18:04:15Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > You, **Mullinator** , and **Coldfire** , for never taking the hints in those various “List your favorite/funniest SDMB threads of all time” threads and explaining the backstory behind the Naughty Love Letters thing! :mad: 😃 I’ll never tell…muah hah hah hah!!! Mainly because I don’t remember off the top of my head. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577/100 "2005-03-02T22:02:01Z")
Gary Bettman and Bob Goodenow. Congradulations, we know know you have equally big dicks. Now go to hell and spend the rest of eternity staring each other down while we get hockey back :mad: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-have-it-in-for/290577.md?page=6)