# Who do you look like?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 9, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487 "2016-07-09T18:07:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/1 "2016-07-09T18:07:59Z")

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I just went to Google Images, clicked on the camera icon to search by image, and uploaded a photo of myself. It didn’t find any other online pictures of me. But, It returned pictures that it called “Similar images”. Of the first five, there was a picture of Bernie Sanders, and a picture of Vladimir Putin. Which I thought was at least funny, if not instructive. Hair style is pretty obviously not one of the search criteria.

Who do you look like?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/2 "2016-07-09T19:39:44Z")

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“Best guess for this image: _ **person** _”

Well that’s something, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Reply](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reply/32/15952_2.png) [@Reply](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reply)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/3 "2016-07-09T20:23:58Z")

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You know about the doper photo gallery?  
[http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/)

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/4 "2016-07-09T20:33:19Z")

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I’ve been told I look like John Denver.

When he was alive, that is.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/5 "2016-07-09T20:43:41Z")

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Apparently, I look like other men with a beard.

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/6 "2016-07-09T20:47:54Z")

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That was fun. The outcome is _very_ different depending on which picture I use. I got the words "person"with one picture, with a lot of female politicians, and "blond"with another with a lot of blonde actresses.

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**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/7 "2016-07-09T21:34:05Z")

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I’ve been mistaken for Stephen King.

(One guy at a restaurant asked if I was King. Later, I overheard him telling his friend, “You know, he writes those scary-ass books.”)

As I’ve grown older, I’ve come more to resemble the Hans Holbein portraits of King Henry the Eighth. (I am, I am.)

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**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/8 "2016-07-09T22:04:23Z")

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Anthony Perkins, of Psycho fame, according to a couple of people. I do agree, as I have those dashing yet smirking and slightly chinless looks.

Will try that Google thing to verify…

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/9 "2016-07-09T22:59:24Z")

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> [@Reply](#):
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> You know about the doper photo gallery?  
> [http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/)

Christ. We certainly are a lot of…men with beards.

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**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/10 "2016-07-09T23:16:15Z")

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I used to look like [this](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/c6/57/6e/c6576efa3c12c04e2d59208456f69a87.jpg) lady. Note that the receding hair line was a ‘thing’ at some point in beauty history.

I’ve had the advantage of chin job, nose job, brow lift, and some stuff done to my eyelids. If she’s a 5, I’m now a 7. And worth every penny

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/11 "2016-07-09T23:29:37Z")

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> [@Google](#):
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> Best guess for this image: mouth

I’ll shut up now.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/12 "2016-07-09T23:37:18Z")

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**Who do I look like?**

Brad Pitt’s better looking older brother. Chris Hemsworth’s Dad.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/13 "2016-07-09T23:41:15Z")

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I look like the old fat version of Dave Matthews. Ladies, the line starts to the left.

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**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2016, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/14 "2016-07-09T23:51:01Z")

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Ina full-length picture, I look like “clothing,” and the similar images are of people wearing clothing. In a close-up, I look like “glasses,” and the similar images are of people wearing…you guessed it, glasses.

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**Author:** ![spamforbrains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@spamforbrains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spamforbrains)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/15 "2016-07-10T00:30:05Z")

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When I first get up in the morning or later after some grooming?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/16 "2016-07-10T00:59:53Z")

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I tried it again, uploading a different photo.

It now shows an assortment of individuals who’ve utilized Florida’s “Stand Your Ground” law . . . followed by the Dalai Lama. None of whom resemble me or each other.

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**Author:** ![Pai325](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Pai325](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pai325)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/17 "2016-07-10T01:18:48Z")

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I look like a generic Libyan woman, Swiss woman, and Indian woman.

I don’t know what that means.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/18 "2016-07-10T01:37:29Z")

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> [@Pai325](#):
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> I look like a generic Libyan woman, Swiss woman, and Indian woman.
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> I don’t know what that means.

This sounds pretty hot to me. Hopefully you’re not a man.

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/19 "2016-07-10T02:20:34Z")

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Mine was “t-shirt,” unisex division. I can live with that.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2016, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/20 "2016-07-10T02:27:36Z")

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I was occasionally mistaken for George Carlin, when he was alive.

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