# Who do you look like?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 9, 2016, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487 "2016-07-09T18:07:59Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![CrimeThink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90db22/32.png) [@CrimeThink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrimeThink)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/41 "2016-07-12T20:36:47Z")

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When I was younger, three separate people said I look like Jonathan Brandis. Now the consensus is that I look like Sheldon Cooper. I think things are going downhill.

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/42 "2016-07-12T20:40:38Z")

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I uploaded a picture of myself that was from the chest up, with me in a spaghetti strap tank top, smiling. I could not look more boring and not sexy - no makeup, glasses, big curly hair, red face.

I got in return nothing but cum shots. Cum shots, of women’s faces full of cum. Pages and pages of cum shots. Oh, and one woman being peed on.

Then I realized my photo was sideways, and I ended up with a much less graphic result. Just a bunch of people with curly hair - mostly black women and men.

I’ve come to the conclusion that:

1. Sideways woman’s face = cum shot
2. I have very unique hair for a white woman
3. Still not a fan of cum shots. Good gravy.

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/43 "2016-07-12T20:44:01Z")

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For many years (when my hair was longer) I would have complete strangers stop me and tell me that I looked just like either Robin Williams or Bill Murray. Hasn’t happened in a while, however this weekend while getting breakfast with my kid, the lady behind the counter said I looked like Harry Truman.

When my order was ready they said “Here are your bagels, Mr. President”.

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**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/44 "2016-07-12T20:46:30Z")

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> [@ZipperJJ](#):
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> 1. Still not a fan of cum shots. Good gravy.

8-0

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/45 "2016-07-13T12:59:44Z")

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I have been assured that I’m a dead ringer for an actor who plays smarmy drug dealers and informants in B movies, although they couldn’t recall the name.

Gee thanks.

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**Author:** ![OffByOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/45deac/32.png) [@OffByOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OffByOne)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-look-like/759487/46 "2016-07-13T14:01:52Z")

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The lady behind the counter at the post office said I reminded her of George Carlin. Yeah, maybe if he had been 50 pounds over weight.

My wife thinks I look like Jerry Garcia. (What is it with dead look-alikes!).

I once thought I looked like Richard Dreyfuss in _Nuts_, but that was before I let my hair grow out into a ponytail.

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