# Who do you predict will pose for Playboy in the future? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 29, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383 "2003-08-29T05:37:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/21 "2003-08-29T17:40:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \* > **Charlotte Church** That would be nice. ---
**Author:** ![sirtonyh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@sirtonyh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sirtonyh)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/22 "2003-08-29T18:14:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AmericanMaid \* > \*\*Sarah Michelle Gellar. Once her “movie career” tanks and she is banished to made-for-TV movies hell, she’ll pose in Playboy in a sad attempt to restart her career. \*\* Best. Selling. Issue. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Sarcastro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@Sarcastro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarcastro)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/23 "2003-08-29T18:25:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tranquilis \* > \*\*Mariah Carey. > > I hope. \*\* You and me both. Coincidentally, she’s the cover girl for the latest U.S. “Maxim,” which I bought when I saw that. It’s really only a matter of time, given her career direction (and its current, gathering momentum **in** that direction). ---
**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/24 "2003-08-29T19:36:39Z")
I don’t think the Olsen twins will do it because their image is based on “wholesome” twins. I think they are washed up as far as acting. They will never cross over to being successful acting adults. But I don’t think they will stoop to Playboy. I can see Demi Moore doing it. Jennifer Garner Drew Barrymore Anna Nicole Smith ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/25 "2003-08-29T19:50:58Z")
I’d like to see the Bush girls pose for Hustler, actually, if only because their dad would flip his wig. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/26 "2003-08-29T19:55:51Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Isabelle \* > \*\* > Jennifer Garner_\* Yer killin’ me. All of you. ---
**Author:** ![Giggle\_Gaggle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@Giggle\_Gaggle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giggle_Gaggle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/27 "2003-08-29T20:34:11Z")
I see a pseudo-incestuous-pseudo-girl-on-girl Hilton sisters photo set giving Playboy all-time sales records. They sure could use the money! ---
**Author:** ![Giggle\_Gaggle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@Giggle\_Gaggle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giggle_Gaggle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/28 "2003-08-29T20:44:02Z")
I mean the sisters could use the money, though with their recently flagging sales, so could Playboy Magazine. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/29 "2003-08-29T21:05:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giggle Gaggle \* > \*\*I mean the sisters could use the money, though with their recently flagging sales, so could Playboy Magazine. \*\* The Hilton Sisters are loaded, and not just after clubbing. They are heirs to the Hilton Hotel fortune. They have a seemingly [unlimited](http://www.webwombat.com.au/lifestyle/fashion_beauty/hilton.htm) disposable income. I don’t think they need to pose nekkid to make ends meet, although I’m sure _their_ ends will meet in the photo shoot. They’ll pose for the publicity and to grab more of the spotlight, not that they deserve what they have as it is… ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/30 "2003-08-29T22:45:59Z")
Britney Spears is absolutely #1 on the list. Her singing career has ALREADY tanked. The MTV stunt was just the beginning; she’s 18 months from the Playboy spread, 30 months from her entry into rehab. ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/31 "2003-08-29T23:09:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by RickJay \* > \*\*Britney Spears is absolutely #1 on the list. Her singing career has ALREADY tanked. The MTV stunt was just the beginning; she’s 18 months from the Playboy spread, 30 months from her entry into rehab. \*\* Will the stint in rehab come before or after making porn films? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/32 "2003-08-29T23:54:16Z")
As this is turning into a fantasy poll, are we allowed to chose Dopers? ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/33 "2003-08-30T00:07:00Z")
Jessica Lynch within 5 years. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/34 "2003-08-30T00:14:44Z")
Jessica Lynch within 5 years. ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/35 "2003-08-30T01:41:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \* > \*\*Charlotte Church 😉 \*\* That’s just _wrong_… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/36 "2003-08-30T04:36:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Snooooopy_ > > I’m gonna guess Jennifer Love Hewitt. > > Please please please please please please please please please please. . . > \*\* Please please please please please please please please please please please please please… ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/37 "2003-08-30T04:44:05Z")
Forgrt Demi Moore, she was already in Oui magazine a couple of decades ago in a pretty explicit layout. For those saying the Olsen Twins will do it to stay in the limelight, have you forgotten the Gabor sisters? The Olsen twins may escape published nudity simply through strategic marrying. It’s been built up so much now anyway that any actual nudity couldn’t help but be _ahem_ anticlimactic. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/38 "2003-08-30T04:57:22Z")
Piper Perabo (a million pleases) ---
**Author:** ![sumwunsumwer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3e96dc/32.png) [@sumwunsumwer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sumwunsumwer)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/39 "2003-08-30T05:00:57Z")
Yuck the Olsen Twins will always be little girls to me and they are not all that attractive. Who cares what they look like naked, a million young girls probably look as nice, but that is not true sexy, is it? I thought sexy was a woman. Brittney is so apparently destined to be naked and in sexual positions for us all to see, I think even she knows she is going to pose in Playboy, she is just waiting for the right moment, when noone is talking about her anymore or when the price is right… Beyonce Knowles seems to want to show it all, what do ya think? ---
**Author:** ![kniz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/c37758/32.png) [@kniz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kniz)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/40 "2003-08-30T05:50:23Z")
If you guys are 50% correct, I am renewing my subscription. * * * [ul]My nomination is **The girls from [Amazon.com](http://Amazon.com)** :p[/ul] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383.md?page=3)