# Who do you predict will pose for Playboy in the future? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 29, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383 "2003-08-29T05:37:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AfterAugust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AfterAugust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AfterAugust)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/41 "2003-08-30T07:01:40Z")
I’m going to say no to the Olsen Twins…at least for the next 10 to 15 years. Playboy contains women with figures and breasts. The Olsen girls lack shape. They look like little girls with very pretty faces. They’re 5’ 1", barely in the triple digits in weight (if even that), wear a size \zero\, and have no-existant breasts. Give them a decade and a few childbirths, and they’ll be Playboy ready. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/42 "2003-08-30T08:03:07Z")
[dirty old man] **AfterAugust** I’ve seen pictures where they do not lack shape. for their age their, um, ‘chest’ is normal if not larger than normal. So it is feasable for them to be playboy material in as little as 3 or even 2 years. [/dirty old man] ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/43 "2003-08-30T13:43:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Giggle Gaggle \* > \*\*I see a pseudo-incestuous-pseudo-girl-on-girl Hilton sisters photo set giving Playboy all-time sales records. \*\* They do have that slutty uberwhore look going on already. They’ll probably be the next Barbi twins. As for Britney doing porn right before rehab, I have only one thing to say: I’m all for it. ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/44 "2003-08-30T15:22:11Z")
They pose for MAXIM on their way up and PLAYBOY on their way down. I think Laura Prepon is a pictorial waiting to happen. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/45 "2003-08-30T15:48:56Z")
So Mariah Carey is on her way UP? God help us all. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/46 "2003-08-30T15:57:47Z")
No-one’s mentioned [Tatu](http://taty.co.uk/gallery.files/gallery.html) yet? ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/47 "2003-08-30T16:17:17Z")
I wish Keira Knightley (Elizabeth from Pirates of the Carribean), but probably not. Maybe if her career goes bad, but I really hope not. I’ll second Spears and Aguilera and the Olsen twins. And I’ll add that girl from Grounded for Life whose name I forgetten and the mother from the show. Mmmm. ---
**Author:** ![AfterAugust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@AfterAugust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AfterAugust)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/48 "2003-08-30T19:59:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*[dirty old man] > > **AfterAugust** I’ve seen pictures where they do not lack shape. for their age their, um, ‘chest’ is normal if not larger than normal. So it is feasable for them to be playboy material in as little as 3 or even 2 years. > > [/dirty old man] \*\* Okay, so they’re B cups maybe…not huge, but notable. I still stand by them being otherwise shapeless. No hips, and barely have waists. They still look like little girls. Doesn’t matter how big their chest is, I was a C cup by the time I was 12. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/49 "2003-08-30T21:04:57Z")
I feel so dirty for saying this, but Emma Watson aka Hermione Granger by 2013 (she’ll be 23). ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/50 "2003-08-30T23:20:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wolfian \* > \*\*I feel so dirty for saying this, but Emma Watson aka Hermione Granger by 2013 (she’ll be 23). \*\* She’s too _Enlgish_. She’s cute and will be cute, but she’s not blonde or brunette and busty. She’s a classic beauty not a playboy beauty. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/51 "2003-08-30T23:25:10Z")
What I mean is - (because no-shit she’s not busty as she’s only 14) she won’t be a playboy figure, she’ll be a ladylike figure. ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/52 "2003-08-31T02:55:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dignan \* > \*\*Will the stint in rehab come before or after making porn films? \*\* Never. Grade A stars whose careers go to shit never make porn films. Maybe some B-grade straight-to-video action films starring Treat Williams with titles like “Extreme Prejudice III” where you see her boobies, but not actual Ron Jeremy style porn. I figure: January 2005 - Britney in Playboy September 2005 - Britney in “Extreme Prejudice III” August 2006 - Britney in rehab February 2008 - Britney on cover of People with headline “Back From Drugs And Booze” October 2008 - Britney’s sappy-ass comeback album tops out at 225,000 copies sold April 2009 - Britney back in rehab, quieter this time September 2010 - “Extreme Prejudice IV: Maximum Magnum” hits the video store January 2012: “Britney!” sitcom cancelled by FOX after just six episodes (along with Bonnie Hunt’s ninth show) August 2013: Britney marries some unknown dude and becomes a real estate agent, finally has happy life ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/53 "2003-08-31T03:23:10Z")
Hillary Duff I know, I’m a horrible and dirty old man, but DAY-AM! ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/54 "2003-08-31T16:18:24Z")
The Olsen twins won’t do it. They make bank marketing to little girls. They sell: Dolls videos videogames cosmetics clothing accessories hair products to list just a few. They would never jeopardize their millions to pose in playboy. They also have an accounting team that has managed their money well. ---
**Author:** ![Caprigenus\_Chevre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/34f0e0/32.png) [@Caprigenus\_Chevre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caprigenus_Chevre)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/55 "2003-08-31T22:33:30Z")
Venus & Serena Williams… ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2003, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/56 "2003-08-31T22:46:34Z")
Maybe not the Williams sisters, but I bet Anna Kournikova might. I believe she’s finally stopped pretending to be a tennis player and she’ll have to do something to stay in the public eye. ---
**Author:** ![Caprigenus\_Chevre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/34f0e0/32.png) [@Caprigenus\_Chevre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caprigenus_Chevre)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/57 "2003-09-01T02:36:10Z")
Good point. Anna definately would pose (she has all the ego of Monica Seles, but at least Monica had a tonne of talent to back it up with). Still I want… on a superficial level a Williams sisters pictorial… LOL ---
**Author:** ![Caprigenus\_Chevre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/34f0e0/32.png) [@Caprigenus\_Chevre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caprigenus_Chevre)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/58 "2003-09-01T02:47:12Z")
darn… I meant to add in that Monica Seles had done some pretty racy stuff even with her talent, and thus Anna with none of her talent would go even further. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/59 "2003-09-01T05:02:00Z")
Murphy’s Law has a Playboy Corollary- to wit: Your favorite female celeb will pose for Playboy approximately 10 years AFTER you completely lose interest in her. Ask any guy who lusted after Farrah in junior high, who’d have given ANYTHING to see her naked in 1976, but who now prays she’ll keep her clothes on, for a change! Britney, Sarah Michell and the Olsen Twins will get nekkid around 2025, at which point the idea will have lost all its appeal. In the near future, I figure you’re more likely to see the likes of Tina Yothers, Heather Thomas, Candace Cameron, Kim (Tootie) Fields, Erin Moran, Tempest Bledsoe, or some other TV has-been of that era. ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2003, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383/60 "2003-09-01T05:16:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tapioca Dextrin \* > \*\*No-one’s mentioned [Tatu](http://taty.co.uk/gallery.files/gallery.html) yet? \*\* Nah, but I was thinking it too. I’ve got to admit, however, that the first girls to leap to my mind when I saw the OP were the Olsen twins. I saw some photos of them in Wal-Mart today, and they just screamed “future Playboy models” to me. No, really… they did! I heard it! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-predict-will-pose-for-playboy-in-the-future/198383.md?page=4)