# Who do you think is more of a wimp, Donald Trump or Joe Biden? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 24, 2020, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453 "2020-09-24T23:18:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/21 "2020-09-26T02:32:19Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > > [@Boycott](#): > > > > While swooning over comparison pictures of Putin riding a horse topless. > > I think Trump, in order to prove his manly toughguyness to his marks should also have a shirtless horse riding photoshoot, like his sponsor did! Same to you, buddy! ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/22 "2020-09-26T03:14:07Z")
> [@Boycott](#): > > While swooning over comparison pictures of Putin riding a horse topless. This reminds me of the cartoon in this article: (Sorry, the direct link to the picture doesn’t work.) > **[Conservatives harbor an odd admiration for Vladimir Putin](https://www.latimes.com/opinion/topoftheticket/la-xpm-2014-mar-07-la-na-tt-conservatives-admiration-for-putin-20140306-story.html)** > > Conservatives harbor an odd admiration for Vladimir Putin > [@David Horsey cartoonist; L. A. Times; March 7 2014](#): > > It is rather curious, given the American conservative movement’s long and dramatic history of anti-Communism and anti-Russian saber-rattling, that many leading voices on the right are speaking about Russian President Vladimir Putin with varying degrees of admiration. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/23 "2020-09-26T04:22:00Z")
If being wimpy is eating hamburgers and letting other people pay for them, then it’s definitely Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/24 "2020-09-26T05:48:54Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > He’s a name-calling bully without any nerve, a weakling who hides behind others, and a whiny little bitch. You misspelled ![](https://media.tenor.com/images/26fb3756fd8d8f3a09b180f859ac86b5/tenor.gif) ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/25 "2020-09-26T14:14:21Z")
Anybody that struggles to walk down a slight incline ramp cannot ever be considered tough or virile. Old and feeble, yes. Also, can you imaging be punched by such a tiny fist? If it really came to fisticuffs, Trump would be on the ground and unable to get up. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/26 "2020-09-26T14:21:03Z")
For some reason, I’m thinking he’d lean more toward Sumo. ---
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/27 "2020-09-26T15:15:24Z")
I will not have you slander Sumo in this fashion! Unlike the CFSG, _sumotori_ are athletes. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/28 "2020-09-26T15:20:15Z")
Sure. Yeah. Of course. Totally. But I’d be hard pressed to predict which way _this_ one would turn out: [![](https://img.kyodonews.net/english/public/images/posts/ede9ba86297ec372645fbe82628a2d25/photo_l.jpg) ](https://img.kyodonews.net/english/public/images/posts/ede9ba86297ec372645fbe82628a2d25/photo_l.jpg) (feeling incredibly grateful that DJT is NOT wearing a mawashi) ---
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/29 "2020-09-26T15:37:00Z")
If the other two let go, the trophy crushes Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/30 "2020-09-26T18:44:25Z")
Not bad photoshopping, but is there extra hand action happening? The wrestler’s right arm - where did the corresponding hand end up? ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/31 "2020-09-26T18:56:40Z")
Trump runs away when he gets asked tough questions at press conferences. Trump shouts and walks out when Speaker Pelosi asks him tough questions. The guy cheats at golf! What in the world could be wimpier? ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/32 "2020-09-26T19:27:00Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Not bad photoshopping, but is there extra hand action happening? Trump is smiling-a hand must be stroking something to make him do that… ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/33 "2020-09-26T19:47:30Z")
It really is oh-SO-much stranger than fiction: > **[Trump attends sumo tournament, presents American trophy](https://english.kyodonews.net/news/2019/05/98ea8a1c8c97-trump-attends-sumo-tournament-before-presenting-winners-trophy.html)** > > U.S. President Donald Trump attends sumo tournament in Tokyo, watching the action from a specially prepared seat near the ring ---
**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/34 "2020-09-26T20:11:03Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > specially prepared seat near the ring “Specially prepared seat”? Steel reinforcement on the bottom? ---
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/35 "2020-09-26T20:17:15Z")
There is a third person handling it to the winner. The loser is just touching it at the same time. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/36 "2020-09-26T20:28:00Z")
That’s certainly one possibility. I was assuming that the Japanese had to create a carefully located hole in the base of the seat to allow the President’s words to be audible when he spoke. Ahem. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2020, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/37 "2020-09-26T20:39:36Z")
> [@Lance\_Turbo](#): > > I don’t know who said this first but it is bang on… > > > Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a weak man’s idea of a strong man, and a stupid man’s idea of a smart man. I tracked it down once and the furthest back I could find it was a tweet by Carl Sagan. Since the original shuffled off this mortal coil in 1996, it has to be somebody’s nym. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2020, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/38 "2020-10-19T12:59:37Z")
You mean like that: [https://schumanchu.eu/html/l/l\_00034animal~farm~revisited.html](https://schumanchu.eu/html/l/l_00034animal~farm~revisited.html) Done. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/39 "2020-10-21T05:49:45Z")
One of them commuted 90 minutes each way every day for 5 years to come home to his children at night after his wife (and daughter) were killed in a car wreck. One of them had an affair with a porn star 4 months after his wife gave birth. I know which one _isn’t_ a wimp. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2020, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453/40 "2020-10-21T14:15:54Z")
No kidding. Raw dogging a porn star and then paying her to keep quiet is about the manliest thing a guy can do. Totally manly and not wimpy! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-think-is-more-of-a-wimp-donald-trump-or-joe-biden/921453.md?page=1)