# Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060 "2001-01-20T21:25:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/1 "2001-01-20T21:25:34Z")

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Well I am shooting arrows right now at Persephone and Ultress.

What… What’s that? Can’t have **two** Valentines you say? The hell I can’t!

And no Coldfire, I ain’t gonna be your valentine you dutch bastard. 😃

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/2 "2001-01-20T21:27:54Z")

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Valentine’s my sister. Keep your hands off.

-Ender

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**Author:** ![Mauvaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mauvaise/32/11084_2.png) [@Mauvaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mauvaise)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/3 "2001-01-20T21:30:34Z")

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Hey, Aha, can I borrow one of those arrows? Thanks.

:: lines up the bow and releases :: I sure hope that lands where I wanted it to!

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/4 "2001-01-20T21:33:58Z")

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aha. 🙂 I \<3 you.

Crunchy…I pine for you, my bigamist love.

And Jester. I know a love between us can never be…but I’ll keep hoping.

And Gun- Well, I’m trying to muster up some non-platonic affection for you, but well…the other three have taken it all. Sorry. We’ll always have the VVC thread.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/5 "2001-01-20T21:40:00Z")

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Nice thing about being married. I’ve got mine already lined up. 😃

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/6 "2001-01-20T21:41:08Z")

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Like I said, I shooting arrows right now at persephone, ultress and Zoggie.

Yeh, that’s right screw the chocolate hearts, a Valentine’s harem, is what I want on Valentine’s day.

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/7 "2001-01-20T21:41:37Z")

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:: sudden gasp ::

Oooooof! Shot right in the heart with…an arrow!

:: looks down at chest ::

Hey, it’s one of those Cupid arrows!!! And it’s got some writing on it:

“Sure hope this lands where I want it to!”

[sup]I’d say it was a direct hit![/sup]

🙂

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**Author:** ![BigFriendlyGiant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@BigFriendlyGiant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigFriendlyGiant)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/8 "2001-01-20T21:44:45Z")

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Any and as many ladies cares to be the valintine of a 15 year old going on 21.(just mentally)

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/9 "2001-01-20T21:45:23Z")

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Hmmm tough choice. My very first thought was Polycarp. My second thought was Opalcat.  
Then, I thought, uh oh, Byzantine will feel left out as she’s a sweetie, so I say all three (its three for one day!)

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**Author:** ![tubagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b77776/32.png) [@tubagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tubagirl)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/10 "2001-01-20T21:54:17Z")

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Do you think your wife would mind **SaintZero**? 😕

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/11 "2001-01-20T21:55:22Z")

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Hey, Ender-

You don’t keep track of your sister very well. Just so you know. 😃

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/12 "2001-01-20T22:15:53Z")

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Ow!

Hey, what’s this?

:::pulls arrow out of back of head:::

Awwwww, how sweeeeeeeeet! How can I resist?

Okay, I’ll be your Valentine, aha, but I get to have more than one too, okay?

:::whips out crossbow, fires at Eutychus:::

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**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/13 "2001-01-20T22:30:44Z")

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Right now, I’m hoping for the same person that I’m hoping for in real life. But I seriously doubt it’ll happen.

c’est la vie.

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**Author:** ![Gunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gunslinger)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/14 "2001-01-20T23:05:59Z")

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**racinchikki**. 🙂

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/15 "2001-01-20T23:25:04Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by TheNerd \*  
> \*\*Right now, I’m hoping for the same person that I’m hoping for in real life. But I seriously doubt it’ll happen.  
> \*\*

Join the club on both, my friend.

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**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\
**Post date:** [January 20, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/16 "2001-01-20T23:32:26Z")

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Upham and Totoro. 😃 Two of the nicest guys I’ve had the pleasure of talking to.

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**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/17 "2001-01-21T00:32:25Z")

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If only I could visit my intended valentine and see him regularly… it should be worth the wait when I do see him though, 'cause then I might not have to leave him.

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/18 "2001-01-21T00:59:05Z")

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Hmmm… I’ll take **zyzzyva** , if he’ll have me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/19 "2001-01-21T01:09:36Z")

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_shoots arrow in **Tripler’s** direction_

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**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/20 "2001-01-21T01:10:55Z")

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hmmm…

::shoots arrows in Medea’s Child, Ssskuggiii, and borndodgy’s direction::

I’ve won bow-shooting tourneys, so I’d BETTER as hell be right on…

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