# Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060 "2001-01-20T21:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/181 "2001-01-25T02:27:24Z")
Ok, **kristoph** and **wyldelf** , let me explain the concept of cookies to you… ---
**Author:** ![kristoph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/182 "2001-01-25T02:28:28Z")
okay, this split personality thing is wayyyyy too confusing, and that should have been violets, not _viloets_ ahh deary deary me ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/183 "2001-01-25T02:34:28Z")
That’s ok, _viloets_ aren’t red either (are they?) so the poem still makes sense. And BTW, my virtual wife and her divorce lawyer sharing Valentine poems? Isn’t this some sort of conflict of interest? ---
**Author:** ![kristoph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/184 "2001-01-25T03:19:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > > \*\*And BTW, my virtual wife and her divorce lawyer sharing Valentine poems? Isn’t this some sort of conflict of interest? > \*\* hell no, the Wyldone is about to move to a place with my gf, so professionalism is assured, well, as much as I can with out actually being a professional, …, of anything proceedings seem to be on hold at the moment if I read it correctly, damn I wish she’d tell me these things!! ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/185 "2001-01-25T03:32:36Z")
::dodges purephreak’s arrow:: [obnoxious singsong] Missed me, missed me, now ya gotta kiss me. [/obnoxious singsong] ::grabs the back of his neck and kisses him lightly:: ::shoots arrow at ChiefScott:: I want a valentine who will offer to lick/suck my breasts off. ---
**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/186 "2001-01-25T03:44:43Z")
Thats not good enough…come now you know better ::Grabs her leans her back and kisses her passionately::(this is definitley with tounge) Now what’s this about lick/sucking your breasts off ::mischievous Grin:: -PurePhreak ---
**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/187 "2001-01-25T03:46:26Z")
dam smilies make that a …: (… thanks -PurePhreak ---
**Author:** ![hampster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/53a042/32.png) [@hampster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hampster)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/188 "2001-01-25T18:09:51Z")
Jim Henson, when I make myself a webpage I shall build a shine in your honour. You are sorely missed. Thank you. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Brunetter_ > \*\* > Scralden - are you quoting the FRAGGLES in your sig? Ok, the rest of you out of the way, he’s > mine!!\*\* I am. Brunetter I’ve seen you post, and can’t believe an amazing DoperLady like you would want a guy like me. I’d love to be one of you valentines, If you’ll have me. ---
**Author:** ![WickedAngel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f6c823/32.png) [@WickedAngel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WickedAngel)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/189 "2001-01-25T18:48:51Z")
hmmm i spend every weekend with him, we just went out to dinner on monday, i flirt with him all the time, and i think he likes me too. So dammit MAKE YOUR MOVE ALREADY! hehe too bad he doesn’t know i’m stalking him on SD MWAHAHAHAHAHA! like a vandal in the night, i’m as sly as a fox…maybe i should try being more direct this weekend… ---
**Author:** ![RickQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@RickQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickQ)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/190 "2001-01-25T22:54:10Z")
:Rick drops the flowers he was holding: Uh! They got me…can’t go on…leave me…I’ll only slow you down :Rick looks at the arrow in him and smiles: 😉 :Rick waits for it’s owner to come and collect it: 😃 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/191 "2001-01-25T23:05:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > \*\*Ok, **kristoph** and **wyldelf** , let me explain the concept of cookies to you… \*\* C is for cookie that’s good enough for me… C is for cookie that’s good enough for me … C is for cookie that’s good enough for me … etc etc Goto love the Cookie Monster song by the way _Valentine SMOOCH_ ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/192 "2001-01-26T01:48:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nocturne \* > \*\*sk8rixtx, you’ve just been upgraded to full-fledged valentine! \*\* Swwwwwweeeeeet!!! Dude… ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/193 "2001-01-26T03:25:37Z")
Hi there. Aw, **RickQ** , you look cute skewered. ::picks up flowers:: For me??? ---
**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/194 "2001-01-26T03:53:01Z")
Sigh. Another flirty post where my name isn’t mentioned. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/195 "2001-01-26T05:37:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by maidenunicorn41 \* > > * * * ``` OUCH!! I got a boo-boo. MU, can you kiss it and make it better? :eek: ``` ::strikes Maidenunicorn41 in left arm:: -CHING!!! (insufferably pleased with himself) 😃 \*\* [/QUOTE] Hey\< **lurkernomore** You know that I can and will kiss it and make it better. That is not all I can do either!!!😃 Ouch! Now what are you going to do about my arm?😃 \*\* [/QUOTE] ::Pulls arrow out with teeth, licks away the blood:: Did it work? ::hopeful:: ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/196 "2001-01-26T07:52:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\ ***KKBattousai** , > > Won’t you please be my SDMB Valentine? > \*\* But of course, Audreykins. 🙂 I even whipped up a poem for you, my little psych geek: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/197 "2001-01-26T14:04:31Z")
> [@](#): > > _sk8rixtx:_ Swwwwwweeeeeet!!! Dude… \*\* Dude! What does mine say! Sweet! What does mine say! Dude! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!?! SWEET! WHAT does MINE say?? DUUDE! [/Dude, Where’s My Car] That said… **Gunslinger** of course. I love you. And since I’ve got a box of leftover Powerpuff Girls valentines on my desk, here’s one for YOU, **k8ie** , and hey **Homer** , here’s one for you too. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/198 "2001-01-26T14:11:42Z")
😃 ::kisses **KKBattousai** on the cheek:: ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/199 "2001-01-26T22:01:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > \*\*😃 > > ::kisses **KKBattousai** on the cheek:: \*\* :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![RickQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@RickQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickQ)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/200 "2001-01-26T22:04:27Z")
:Rick gets kind of shy and mumbles: :o Yes. I hope you like them. **Brynda** , will you be my Valentine? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=11)