# Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060 "2001-01-20T21:25:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/201 "2001-01-26T22:58:35Z")

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::swoon::

I thought you would never ask.

😃

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**Author:** ![RickQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@RickQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickQ)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/202 "2001-01-26T23:43:07Z")

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:Rick pick Brynda up and tries to bring her round:

Maybe she needs the kiss of life 😃

:Rick gives Brynda a kiss:

😉

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/203 "2001-01-27T01:23:15Z")

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Ha! He falls for that swooning bit every time.

Oops. Did I say that out loud?

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**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/204 "2001-01-27T03:16:48Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by racinchikki \*  
> \*\*
> 
> > [@](#):
> >
> > _sk8rixtx:_ Swwwwwweeeeeet!!! Dude… \*\*
> 
> Dude! What does mine say!  
> Sweet! What does mine say!  
> Dude! WHAT DOES MINE SAY?!?!  
> SWEET! WHAT does MINE say??  
> DUUDE!  
> [/Dude, Where’s My Car]
> 
> That said…
> 
> **Gunslinger** of course. I love you.
> 
> And since I’ve got a box of leftover Powerpuff Girls valentines on my desk, here’s one for YOU, **k8ie** , and hey **Homer** , here’s one for you too. \*\*

Can I have a Buttercup Power Puff Girl valentine? Cause Buttercup, lets just face it, ROCKS!!!

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**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/205 "2001-01-27T04:35:43Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by Scralden \*  
\*\*

> [@](#):
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> I am. Brunetter I’ve seen you post, and can’t believe  
> an amazing DoperLady like you would want a guy like me.  
> I’d love to be one of you valentines, If you’ll have me.  
> \*\*

YIPPPEEEE!!!

:: Does the Snoopy Dance of Joy ::

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**Author:** ![RickQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@RickQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickQ)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/206 "2001-01-27T08:18:00Z")

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:Rick smiles to himself where no one can see: 😉

:Rick does the Snoopy Dance of Joy: 😃

:Rick realises he was holding **Brynda** and picks her back up off the floor:  
Oh, I’m sorry, did you hurt yourself anywhere. Maybe I could kiss it better 😉

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/207 "2001-01-27T08:22:12Z")

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::opens his mailbox::

Oh, hmm . . . Maybe they just haven’t gotten here yet. Yeah, the mail is slow these days. . .

Tripler  
Waiting for someone in particular. . .

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**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/208 "2001-01-27T08:23:26Z")

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Damn smilies. . .

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**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\
**Post date:** [January 27, 2001, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/209 "2001-01-27T09:43:49Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by Silly Rabbit \*  
> \*\*::lines up an arrow loaded with roses and chocolates and smooches::
> 
> For everyone who even knows I exist! 🙂
> 
> A special box of smooches for my virtual hubby **Corvus** who is strong and faithful to all his wives!!!
> 
> And most importantly, a warm heart felt Happy V-Day to **smug**. \*\*

Awww… Thanks **Silly Rabbit**

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**Author:** ![hampster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/53a042/32.png) [@hampster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hampster)\
**Post date:** [January 28, 2001, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/210 "2001-01-28T04:20:22Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> quote:
> 
> ```
> * Originally posted by Scralden *
> 
> quote:**
> 
> I am. Brunetter I've seen you post, and can't believe
> an amazing DoperLady like you would want a guy like me.
> I'd love to be one of you valentines, If you'll have me. **
> YIPPPEEEE!!!
> 
> :: Does the Snoopy Dance of Joy ::
> 
> ```

Um… _ **WOW!** _

Smart, great looking and she likes jazz!

I hope you don’t mind if I just stand here for a bit  
completely stunned by this unusual turn of good fortune.

_ **WOW!** _

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