# Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060 "2001-01-20T21:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ad\_Noctum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b19c9b/32.png) [@Ad\_Noctum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ad_Noctum)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/21 "2001-01-21T01:11:59Z")
::launches an arrow at Silver Fire’s direction:: ---
**Author:** ![zyzzyva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@zyzzyva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zyzzyva)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/22 "2001-01-21T01:12:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Silver Fire \* > \*\*Hmmm… I’ll take **zyzzyva** , if he’ll have me. 🙂 \*\* (zyzzyva attempts to think of witty reply… fails miserably) uh, SURE! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/23 "2001-01-21T01:16:05Z")
🙂 zyzz _smooch_ ::hands out single yellow roses and Hershey’s kisses to everyone else:: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/24 "2001-01-21T01:21:20Z")
Shhh… I’m Wolfie hunting 😃 :: zing! :: and what kind of wife would I be if I didn’t take aim at my other virtual spouses? iampunha ::zing!:: Nocturne ::zing!:: Mauvaise ::zing!:: Ahh… love all around. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/25 "2001-01-21T02:04:17Z")
Ohhhh! Another shot right in the heart! :: looks down at second arrow :: But the pain is so…erotically pleasurable! 😛 AR, my lovely virtual wife - another direct hit! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/26 "2001-01-21T02:21:22Z")
::hops on PRC-77 radio:: Roger Alpha six, fire for effect, high yield. . . Targets as follows . . . Point **Falcon** Point **Nacho4Sara** adjust 55 meters west Point **Hamadryad** Point **Swiddles** adjust 100 meters north Repeat, fire for effect, stop on cancel. Execute. . . Tripler High yield arrows . . . Like, wow. . . ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/27 "2001-01-21T04:12:40Z")
Uh-oh. **Zoggie** isn’t stalking me anymore. I feel I may have offended. As for my Valentine wish, I reserve the right to disclose this information until such a time as I see fit. So there. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/28 "2001-01-21T05:08:41Z")
Nocturne, You’ll always be my valentine! And two side notes, my b-day is right after V-day! And I have a funny feeling this might become like the marriage thread… ---
**Author:** ![Upham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Upham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Upham)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/29 "2001-01-21T05:12:55Z")
**Nocturne** i do believe i’m tittering like a school girl. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/30 "2001-01-21T05:14:37Z")
Ah, to be a valentine… ---
**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/31 "2001-01-21T05:26:56Z")
**wyldelf** - hoping this arrow lands true so I don’t end up with an ex-virtual wife. **Nymysys** - I may have called wyldelf my fave in that other thread, but you know there’s a special place for you. **Silly Rabbit** - aiming this arrow in hopes you’ll want more than [my voice](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56388). 😉 **Zoggie** - You know when I called you a little trollop I meant that in the best possible way. 😃 **Silver Fire** - who for some reason always appears to doubt being one of my favorite posters. I’ll stop now before I look like a slut again. Too late? Damn. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/32 "2001-01-21T06:04:26Z")
Hrmph. ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/33 "2001-01-21T06:17:43Z")
AWWWW come on, Nyms, you can do better than THAT, honey! Can’t you stretch a little bit and get this thread moved to the pit? Scotti 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/34 "2001-01-21T06:21:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Crunchy Frog \* > **Silver Fire** - who for some reason always appears to doubt being one of my favorite posters. _I’ve_ never heard your voice… ::continues handing out yellow roses and Hershey’s kisses:: ---
**Author:** ![dcnewsman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dcnewsman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcnewsman)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/35 "2001-01-21T06:28:08Z")
Sqrlcub. Who else? ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/36 "2001-01-21T06:36:28Z")
Hmmm… ::Picks up bow and checks quiver… Selects arrow and aims it at **Odieman** … watches as the arrow flies over the target:: ::Selects another arrow… aims it at **iampunha** … watches as the arrow hits the target and bounces off:: ::Selects the last arrow… aims it at **NghtCrwlr** … watches as the arrow lands in the dirt in front of the target:: [sub]Obviously, I’m not much of an archer[/sub] Will y’all be my valentines? Robin ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/37 "2001-01-21T06:51:28Z")
Well, my arrows are aimed at **AngelD112** , of course. But then who can forget **Silly Rabbit** and **msroybn**. Then of course there is **Welfy** , **BornDodgy** and **Fairy Princess Kitty** Sigh… I might not have enough arrows… ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/38 "2001-01-21T07:28:08Z")
To my Husbands: **MikeG** who is always there to listen to me when things are tough and treat me with respect. Who enjoys romancing me and being romanced in return. and **Crunchy Frog** who (despite showing disturbing tendencies towards being an ego slut) has a wonderful, intersting side to him that makes me enjoy his company and the interesting debates/arguements that ensue. and of course **Nymysys** who I adore and gladly share with both my Virtual Husbands. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_Hat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@Bad\_Hat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_Hat)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/39 "2001-01-21T08:00:13Z")
I’m thinking Nymysys, as of right this second… I’ll confirm or deny this soon. ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/40 "2001-01-21T08:15:46Z")
Good gods! I turn my back for a minute and all hell breaks loose. Who needs **Froggy?** There’s a new guy in town! And what do you mean confirm or deny? There’s doubt, **BH**? :waving at **wyldelf** and blowing her a kiss as I exit stage right: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=3)