# Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060 "2001-01-20T21:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/41 "2001-01-21T16:21:00Z")
How could’ve I forgotten **Corvus**? ::Launches an arrow and watches it sail right into a tree:: Robin ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/42 "2001-01-21T16:36:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*:::whips out crossbow, fires at Eutychus::: \*\* What the fu… Dammit, woman, how many times have I told you not to be shootin’ that crossbow in the … (suddenly softens as the arrows effect takes) Awwwww … The nice things about these love arrows is that sometimes, if you ricochet them just right, you can get three with the same arrow. :: shoot ::: bink ::: bink ::: bink ::: ---
**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/43 "2001-01-21T17:06:00Z")
Sigghh…I’m never going to have a happy Valentines Day EVER EVER EVER! ☹ Are any of you robots? I would like a robot friend to hold me in his metal arms and read me robot poems and sing songs in a robot voice. But I wouldn’t mind a firing a few shots at Tristan because he’s so cute!!! Bt thats a bit fruitless as his heart seems occupied and wants nothing to do with a girl who eats carpenter ants. I feel so unloved. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/44 "2001-01-21T17:25:01Z")
Only the prettiest young lady on the boards… BrokenDoll. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Wicked\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/2acd7d/32.png) [@Wicked\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wicked_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/45 "2001-01-21T17:26:07Z")
My Valentine already knows who he is. 🙂 Hi baby! Rose ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/46 "2001-01-21T17:27:52Z")
**wyldelf** , your arrows found their mark long ago so rest assured they have taken full effect by now 😉 **Nymysys** , my arrows keep missing but I will keep trying…::sigh:: ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/47 "2001-01-21T17:45:04Z")
**Turpentine** , **Tristan** is mine! We can share him though… …you can be my Valentine, too! You don’t mind, do you? Others: **red\_dragon StephenG Dynosaur SanibelMan Corvus Monster104** I’ll think of others later… Oh yeah, and definitely **The Guy Welfy Hates** …he seems pretty cute. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/48 "2001-01-21T17:59:25Z")
Woohoo caught your arrow right here, **aha** , and here’s one right back to ya. Of course you always have to have more than one egg in the basket, so here goes one out to **Milo** , **Manny** , and of course **UncleBeer**. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/49 "2001-01-21T18:20:52Z")
Who shall I shoot these three arrows at? Hmm… First - _aims, fires_ lurkernomore. Always want you to be my valentine, honey! Second - _aims, fires_ Scralden. For the sake of a tackle-hug. Third - _aims, fires_ UncleBill. Now WHAT were those sweet nothings whispered in my ear again? TruePisces ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/50 "2001-01-21T19:35:42Z")
Hmm . . . ::aims 7-arrow salute at ssskuggiii, msrobyn, scotticher, arden\_ranger, mauvaise, tiggeril and nocturne:: ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/51 "2001-01-21T19:42:33Z")
Corvus, my sweet, you haven’t forgotten me! I’d love to be your valentine :: catches valentine:: Will you be mine? ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/52 "2001-01-21T19:44:52Z")
Oh, Arden, iampunha, my sweet little virtual spouses! I’m ecstatic! I’m flattered! ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/53 "2001-01-21T19:48:26Z")
Sure, Welfy, I’ll be your valentine. Though I’ll warn you now that I think what Wally had to say about Valentine’s Day was right on the money. ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/54 "2001-01-21T20:15:52Z")
Monster104, will you be my virtual Valentine? :: Shoots arrow :: ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/55 "2001-01-21T20:37:52Z")
::Anamorphic walks up to **Nymysys** , arrow in hand, and attempts to plunge it straight into her heart:: Bow? Who do I look like, Geena Davis? I’m not taking a chance of missing… ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/56 "2001-01-21T21:33:37Z")
ThisYearsGirl and I will be “sharing” Ralph Nader as our valentine. Its a three-way…😉 ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/57 "2001-01-21T21:46:35Z")
Ohh, Jack. I’m sorry! I forgot all about you. I would have put you on, had I remembered. K…that sounded a lot better in my head. 😛 ::shoots an arrow towards Jack Batty:: ---
**Author:** ![Emperor\_Penguin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c2a13f/32.png) [@Emperor\_Penguin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emperor_Penguin)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/58 "2001-01-21T22:07:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AngelD112 \* > \*\*Corvus, my sweet, you haven’t forgotten me! I’d love to be your valentine :: catches valentine:: > Will you be mine? \*\* Now how could I forget someone like you? I would love to be your valentine (just watch where you’re aiming… ;)) ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/59 "2001-01-21T22:30:34Z")
Okay, I’ll tell but you guys have _gotta_ promise to keep this top-secret… _Lux Fiat_. I think V Day is a waste of time too, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m lonely. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2001, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/60 "2001-01-21T23:09:03Z")
I think I’ll have to say Topaz. She’s my favouritest poster. And my virtual wife. And my goddess. 3 good reasons are enough aren’t they? 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=4)