# Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060 "2001-01-20T21:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/81 "2001-01-22T03:10:04Z")
Thanks, **punha**! Arrow received, affection returned! ::Taking aim and letting fly with an arrow straight to **punhun** ’s heart:: Now I have to go check on Cristi, who seems to be bleeding all over the foyer. [sub]Bending over to check **Persephone** ’s wounds and…OUCH! I have been struck by a ricocheting arrow![/sub] Scotti Moving into sensory overload! ---
**Author:** ![Method\_Dan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Method\_Dan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Method_Dan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/82 "2001-01-22T03:36:19Z")
Broken Doll is MY valentine, you fuckers! _clutches her protectively_ None of you can have her! She’s mine I tell ya! All mine! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/83 "2001-01-22T03:37:28Z")
::gets whacked in the ass by someone’s stray arrow:: OW! Sunuva . . . Who’s arrow is this, and why is there a note attached saying “To Brad Pitt”? For the love of God people, watch where you launch these things . . . Tripler Hit by friendly fire. . . ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/84 "2001-01-22T03:37:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Palmyra \* > \*\*HEY!! Are we not virtually married anymore?? :eek: \*\* We are. I wanted to ask you in private, only you seem not to be in private. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/85 "2001-01-22T04:21:35Z")
Well, I have my constant Tark-shaped valentine here already, and am as pleased as punch to have him. If I get to pick on from here, though… I have to ask **Chef Troy** to be my valentine. C’mon, sweetie… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/86 "2001-01-22T05:48:23Z")
Awww _grins wickedly and shoots a cupid arrow at Cumber then grabs him and gives him a big hug and smooch_ Sure I will _smiles impishly_ ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/87 "2001-01-22T05:58:33Z")
Oww! What the heck? If I find out who shot me with this thing, I’m going to…oh, it was you, nevermind! 😉 I think I’ll shoot off one of my own aimed at **St. Attila**! (Nice picture on the People Pages, BTW!) ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/88 "2001-01-22T06:07:01Z")
:D:D:D Not much more to say really. 🙂 _hugs and smooches Topaz back_ ---
**Author:** ![Palmyra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/57b2e6/32.png) [@Palmyra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palmyra)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/89 "2001-01-22T06:52:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*We are. I wanted to ask you in private, only you seem not to be in private. \*\* ::wipes glow from brow [girls don’t sweat]:: That’s a relief 🙂 ::leans forward, smiling suductively:: I’ll be yours in private anytime, dear. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/90 "2001-01-22T07:15:54Z")
Well, my real life Valentine is of course, the one and only **Mr Bear** who will be home in my arms in about 13 and a half hours, give or take a few minutes. \ Pulling back my bow, sending the first arrow zinging straight to his heart. And she SCORES!!! 😃 Now, for my virtual and real life buddies: :zing: one for maidenunicorn \ :zing: one for pipefitter :zing: one for Vestal Blue :zing: one for rose bear \ :zing: one for Danielinthewolvesden :zing: one for Ogre :zing: and for dpr \ :zing: for the rest of my dear friends on here, too many to mention, and I’m running out of arrows, I’m afraid. ---
**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/91 "2001-01-22T08:00:51Z")
Trying to be coy and sly and seductive and all of those wild redhead kinda things, maidenunicorn attempts to sneak up on **lurkernomore** from the side. When she launches her arrow, he turns just as the arrow reaches him, so instead of hitting him in the heart, it instead smacks him in the backside \. _giggling_ _YES_!!! It’s a HIT!!! Turning quickly, she then launches a second arrow in **Homer’s** direction. No one should be so sad on Valentine’s Day. And, this isn’t a pity shot either, JSYK. Putting in a third arrow, she slings it at **JimB** , **Adam Yax** , and **Irishman**. \ And of course, for my two bestest friends, **purplebear** and **Mr Bear** , some red roses, a box of chocolates, a bottle of champagne, and a key to the hotel. Don’t worry about your daughter, she’ll be safe with me. Enjoy, and have a happy anniversary. Love you both, Wy. \ ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/92 "2001-01-22T08:19:21Z")
And, before she forgets again, some more arrows for her buddies from the Houston and the Dallas Dopefests. No names, to protect the innocent. Or, to keep them from too much close attention by **Mr Bear** , as the case may be. 😛 But, all of you know who you are, don’t you? 😉 You won’t be hearing from me for a while, though, per my friend Coldy’s suggestion, I may pop on on Tues sometime with a little message for y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Rasa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rasa/32/3578_2.png) [@Rasa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rasa)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/93 "2001-01-22T08:25:24Z")
Would it be repetitive if I said **oldscratch**? In case anyone was wondering. 😉 And **spark applied to powder** , why thankya, I think! I don’t believe we’ve met… ---
**Author:** ![kristoph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/94 "2001-01-22T08:52:55Z")
don’t mean to step on any toes here, but _falling to one knee_, **Wlydelf** , would you do me the honour??? ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/95 "2001-01-22T09:18:16Z")
::Andy, fights his way towards Nymysys through the crowd:: Announces…“You, are mine. Can I be yours?” Did anybody hear above the racket these lot are making? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/96 "2001-01-22T09:52:15Z")
We \ are so sorry, weirddave. Shame on us for that oversight. However could we have forgotten our favorite chat buddy, ear bender, mood picker-up-er and sweetie. So, a Valentine’s for you, and a yellow rose from each of us. _smooches_ from both. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_Hat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f0a364/32.png) [@Bad\_Hat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_Hat)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/97 "2001-01-22T10:44:45Z")
ok nym, the wait is over… pointing the arrow… um… yeah… thats an “arrow” uh huh CJ ---
**Author:** ![St.Attila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/98 "2001-01-22T11:14:47Z")
\*Originally posted by **evilbeth** \* > [@](#): > > \*\*I think I’ll shoot off one of my own aimed at **St. Attila**! (Nice picture on the People Pages, BTW!) \*\* Back atcha, sweetie. And thanks! (I was worried you were gonna shoot a restraining order my way :)) ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/99 "2001-01-22T16:45:55Z")
Oh Eutychuuusss, come out and plaaayyy…😉 ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/100 "2001-01-22T18:36:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\*Who shall I shoot these three arrows at? Hmm… > > Third - _aims, fires_ UncleBill. Now WHAT were those sweet nothings whispered in my ear again? > \*\* **True,** my couch snuggle partner, those whisperings were ANYTHING but nothings. I’m a little hurt I was third out of your quiver, maybe you were just practicing on the first two so you’d be sure to hit me, yeah, that’s the ticket! So, as I have limited exposure to Dopers of the female type, (draws, aims, bead of sweat rolling down brow, release) Thhhhhhhhhhhhwak! (hits **TruePisces** in her cute little behind) **lnm** be darned! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=6)