# Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060 "2001-01-20T21:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/101 "2001-01-22T19:29:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\* > **True,** my couch snuggle partner, those whisperings were ANYTHING but nothings. I’m a little hurt I was third out of your quiver, maybe you were just practicing on the first two so you’d be sure to hit me, yeah, that’s the ticket! > \*\* They do say practice makes perfect… and the third time’s the charm… > [@](#): > > \*\* So, as I have limited exposure to Dopers of the female type, > > (draws, aims, bead of sweat rolling down brow, release) > > Thhhhhhhhhhhhwak! > > (hits **TruePisces** in her cute little behind) > > \*\* _rubs backside_ I’ve been hit! _turns to see UncleBill grinning_ But how sweet it is! I don’t know if I’ll be able to sit on the couch for a little while, though. 🙂 TruePisces ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/102 "2001-01-22T19:57:52Z")
No couch sitting? Hmmm, maybe spooning would be an option? I’ve got the perfect solution for that sore cute little behind, I am a highly trained masseur: shiatzu, Swedish, acupressure, or foreplay styles. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/103 "2001-01-22T20:21:59Z")
Well… _whips out his auto-cross 2000_ Fully automatic, baby! Hmm…too bad I don’t have anyone to shoot.☹ ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/104 "2001-01-22T21:06:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kristoph \* > \*\* don’t mean to step on any toes here, but _falling to one knee_, **Wlydelf** , would you do me the honour??? \*\* Honour? Where’s the honour? Let’s just have sex!! Oh - hand on - you are my housemate and I am moving in with your gf. Ok we’ll just write sappy Valentines notes instead. I’ll think of one! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/105 "2001-01-22T21:14:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > \*\*Oh Eutychuuusss, come out and plaaayyy…😉 \*\* Geeez, how many women do you think I can satisfy in one thread? ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/106 "2001-01-22T21:27:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*No couch sitting? Hmmm, maybe spooning would be an option? I’ve got the perfect solution for that sore cute little behind, I am a highly trained masseur: shiatzu, Swedish, acupressure, or foreplay styles. \*\* Ooo! Do I get to choose, or are you going to surprise me? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/107 "2001-01-22T22:18:58Z")
You don’t have to choose, **True** , I can go all night and you can get it all! (ohmygosh, did I say that?) ---
**Author:** ![Nymysys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f6c823/32.png) [@Nymysys](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nymysys)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/108 "2001-01-22T22:38:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eutychus55 \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by vanilla \* > > \*\*Oh Eutychuuusss, come out and plaaayyy…😉 \*\* > > Geeez, how many women do you think I can satisfy in one thread? > > \*\* All of them Euty, from what I’ve seen in other threads and in sig lines. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BigFriendlyGiant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@BigFriendlyGiant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigFriendlyGiant)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/109 "2001-01-22T23:08:55Z")
I may as well give it the old collage try _pulls back bow, takes high aim, releases_ Ow!!! Sun of a diddaly idally diddaly. Maybe 90% isn’t low enough._tries again_ I hope someone gets it. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/110 "2001-01-22T23:22:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > First - _aims, fires_ lurkernomore. Always want you to be my valentine, honey! > > \*\* ``` Huh? ::swoon:: ::thud:: ``` ::gets up:: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maidenunicorn41 \* > \*\* > > maidenunicorn attempts to sneak up on lurkernomore > from the side. When she launches her arrow, he turns just as the > arrow reaches him, so instead of hitting him in the heart, it instead > smacks him in the backside \. > _giggling_ YES!!! It’s a HIT!!! > > \*\* ``` OUCH!! I got a boo-boo. MU, can you kiss it and make it better? :eek: Takes his hi-tech twin barreled crossbow loaded with heat-seeking quarrels and fires two at once... ``` ::strikes True Pisces in left hip:: KA- ::strikes Maidenunicorn41 in left arm:: -CHING!!! (insufferably pleased with himself) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/111 "2001-01-22T23:24:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*You don’t have to choose, **True** , I can go all night and you can get it all! > > (ohmygosh, did I say that?) > > \*\* _blush_ You don’t need an arrow to go right to a girl’s heart! ---
**Author:** ![BigFriendlyGiant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@BigFriendlyGiant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigFriendlyGiant)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/112 "2001-01-22T23:29:38Z")
I may as well give it the old collage try _pulls back bow, takes high aim, releases_ Ow!!! Sun of a diddaly idally diddaly. Maybe 90% isn’t low enough._tries again_ I hope someone gets it. ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/113 "2001-01-22T23:38:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* Takes his hi-tech twin barreled crossbow loaded with heat-seeking quarrels and fires two at once… > > ::strikes True Pisces in left hip:: KA- > > (insufferably pleased with himself) 😃 \*\* _looks down in bewilderment_ Hu-? Ouch! Now I’ve been hit twice below the belt! I’m never going to be able to sit in the corner of a couch again! Now, however shall I repay you for that shot? _thinks for a minute, then the light bulb comes on_ I know! _walks up to lurkernomore, grabs his face between her hands and kisses him soundly_ Bet you weren’t expecting THAT! _walks back over to UncleBill, grinning wildly_ ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/114 "2001-01-23T00:00:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\*Ok we’ll just write sappy Valentines notes instead. > I’ll think of one! \*\* Please! I think we should. In fact I’m trying to get a list of Valentine exchangers together. [Over here!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=56708) [sub]I pray that works[/sub] For my SDMB Valentines…my aim sucks so I’ll just have to ask… **silent\_rob** and his bass **DRY** because he’s fun **mrblue92** (his sweet self) **Le Sang** and his amazing ability to be everything I need away from home _Will you guys be my Valentines?_ ---
**Author:** ![kremit334](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bbe5ce/32.png) [@kremit334](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kremit334)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/115 "2001-01-23T00:30:48Z")
hummm who would I like to be my valentine on SDMB…who could the lucky guy be??? Gees so many to choose from…I would have to say that my heart and arrow shoots out to…(drum roll please…) The Mighty Tiki God! So Mighty Tiki god can I please have the honor of being your valentine…not to mention alot more if you accept my wish? _wink_wink\* _nudge_nudge\* ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/116 "2001-01-23T00:42:28Z")
Aww, chique, that’s very sweet of you! ::smooch:: ::p-twang!:: ::thunk:: You missed me but I got you! Nocturne, I’d be quasi-honored! ::p-twang:: ::thunk:: What th’? ::spins around:: maidenunicorn! I didn’t know you cared! 🙂 ::loads bow:: I’ll give you 15 seconds to run, before I’m shootin back! 😉 –Tim ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/117 "2001-01-23T00:46:56Z")
Amyone ever hear the song “No one loves me”? Okay, just checking. ---
**Author:** ![kristoph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7cd45c/32.png) [@kristoph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kristoph)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/118 "2001-01-23T01:33:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\* > Honour? Where’s the honour? Let’s just have sex!! Oh - hand on - you are my housemate and I am moving in with your gf. > > Ok we’ll just write sappy Valentines notes instead. > I’ll think of one! \*\* I was trying to pass myself off as an honourable guy around here babe, thx for blowing my cover!! \* Roses are red, violets are blue, if you’re sharing the rent, then you can share me too!!! \* WOOOHOO!!! ---
**Author:** ![dcnewsman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dcnewsman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcnewsman)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/119 "2001-01-23T02:07:01Z")
Apparently Sqrl doesn’t want me. ☹ I guess he is too busy playing Evercrack. Anyone else?? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/120 "2001-01-23T02:29:11Z")
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