# Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060 "2001-01-20T21:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/121 "2001-01-23T02:38:28Z")
Oh hey, I’m married to Angel also, aren’t I. Angel… Be my one and only (along with nocturne… and anyone else that wants it…) ---
**Author:** ![hampster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/53a042/32.png) [@hampster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hampster)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/122 "2001-01-23T03:00:50Z")
::Scralden finishes reading **Have you even BOTHERED checking out the Valentine thread???** , reaches around to the back of his head:: YEEOUCH! Ahh, that explains the sudden, uncontrollable urge to write fanfic. You were right TruePisces, I wouldn’t notice even if it smacked me upside the head. _hugs_ ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/123 "2001-01-23T03:03:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scralden \* > \*\*Ahh, that explains the sudden, uncontrollable urge to write fanfic. > You were right TruePisces, I wouldn’t notice even if it smacked > me upside the head. > > \*\* _smiles sweetly_ That can be arranged again… _before she thinks twice, runs up and kisses Scralden soundly on the mouth_ That’s for putting up with me. _runs back to UncleBill and kisses him soundly on the mouth_ And that’s just because! TruePisces ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/124 "2001-01-23T03:07:23Z")
::taps foot, waiting with bow in hand for **RickQ** to happen by:: I’ve been giving him flirting lessons and he is coming along nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/125 "2001-01-23T03:17:38Z")
sk8rixtx, will you be my semi-valentine? ---
**Author:** ![AngelD112](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@AngelD112](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelD112)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/126 "2001-01-23T03:28:46Z")
Totoro, my sweet. I thought you’d never ask. I’d be honored. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/127 "2001-01-23T03:43:18Z")
:takes aim at rjk, then fires arrow: Gotcha! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/128 "2001-01-23T04:11:04Z")
**CnoteChris** , **poohpah chalupa** , **silent\_rob** , and **KKBattousai** , Won’t you please be my SDMB Valentines? I’m willing to share [sub]all but one of you[/sub] …😉 ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/129 "2001-01-23T04:37:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > > _looks down in bewilderment_ Hu-? Ouch! Now I’ve been hit twice below the belt! I’m never going to be able to sit in the corner of a couch again! Now, however shall I repay you for that shot? > > _thinks for a minute, then the light bulb comes on_ I know! > > _walks up to lurkernomore, grabs his face between her hands and kisses him soundly_ > > Bet you weren’t expecting THAT! > > \*\* ``` uh, need some ointment rubbed on that wound? Massage the area? Someone to sit on? ...uh, some face to sit on....uh, some PLACE to sit on.... ``` ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/130 "2001-01-23T05:05:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kremit334 \* > _hummm who would I like to be my valentine on SDMB…who could the lucky guy be??? Gees so many to choose from…I would have to say that my heart and arrow shoots out to…(drum roll please…) The Mighty Tiki God! So Mighty Tiki god can I please have the honor of being your valentine…not to mention alot more if you accept my wish? winkwink nudgenudge_ \*\* Hmmm you make an awfully good proposal. I think I’ll accept 😃 Now what exactly is my _wink_wink\* _nudge_nudge\* going to be? Is it gonna be normal or what I’ve always wanted that you agreed on one night? ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/131 "2001-01-23T06:41:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > **silent\_rob** and his bass… > _Will you guys be my Valentines?_ I’d be flattered, **Kathryn**. And my bass is definitely for it, too. 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > …silent\_rob… > Won’t you please be my SDMB Valentines? Wow, two of the girls I asked to be my Valentines also ask me? I think it’s time I headed for Vegas. 😃 Of course, the answer is yes, **Audrey**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/132 "2001-01-23T08:24:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > Le Sang and his amazing ability to be everything I need away from home > _Will you guys be my Valentines?_ _Le Sang walks in and reads the thread, and blushes when he gets to this part._ Aww… shucks… Sure I’ll be your Valentine 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/133 "2001-01-23T09:06:23Z")
Arrows? Who need stinken arrows? I have See’s chocolate- the 2lb nuts & chews. Hmm, one for Scotti, and one for Purp. Anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 9:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/134 "2001-01-23T09:56:33Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by kristoph \* \*\* > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\* > > - Roses are red, > violets are blue, > if you’re sharing the rent, > then you can share me too!!! \* > \*\* The Roses are wilting The Violets are dead Just lucky I know You’re awesome in bed ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/135 "2001-01-23T10:53:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > **DRY because he’s fun** Fun? Can’t you come up with better than “fun”? “One kiss shall stop our mouths, and dumbly part; Thus give I mine, and thus take I thy heart.” –Richard II, Act 5, Scene i Kathryn, I know there are those who see our friendship as mere cyberflirting. They couldn’t be more wrong, and I suspect they’ll never understand. But _you_ understand. Meeting you is the best thing that happened to me last year, by far. In just over six months, you’re one of THE closest friends that I have. Closer than people that have known me for YEARS. I think the world of you. And, as you know, I don’t throw around the word “love” lightly. Maybe just as a friend for now, someday maybe something more. You are very, very special to me. How much so, the Bard himself fails me. Don’t ever think that I, or anyone else, is too good for you. Simply put, it’s not true. Your ardent admirer, Dan ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/136 "2001-01-23T11:31:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > \*\* uh, need some ointment rubbed on that wound? Massage the area? Someone to sit on? …uh, some face to sit on…uh, some PLACE to sit on… \*\* Tongue-tied or freudian slip? Well, I already have a wonderful massage going from UncleBill… and sitting on a _place_ might not be comfortable for awhile… a place can’t make accomidations for your pain… So, I guess that leaves either someone or… You take your pick! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/137 "2001-01-23T13:57:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AudreyK \* > **CnoteChris** ::Edits out the others in my way:: > > \*\*Won’t you please be my SDMB Valentines? \*\* Yeah. Why not. I’m a romantic. > [@](#): > > **I’m willing to share all but one of you…** ::Edits out smilie because cnote doesn’t do smilies:: What? What’s this “All but one of you” stuff? ::Cnote leans back in his chair and gives **Audrey** a look of dissaproval. Cnote is stymied because he can’t see her reaction beneath the mountain of Hawaiian leis:: ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/138 "2001-01-23T14:04:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TruePisces \* > \*\* > _runs back to UncleBill and kisses him soundly on the mouth_ And that’s just because! > \*\* WOW! Third arrow, third to be kissed soundly on the mouth, I’m playing the lotto this week with all THREEs! ::giving deep, long strokes down **TruePisces’** back:: If that kiss was “just because”, I’m going to have to give you a REAL reason to kiss me soundly on the mouth! SEVERAL reasons! ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/139 "2001-01-23T14:22:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBill \* > \*\*WOW! Third arrow, third to be kissed soundly on the mouth, I’m playing the lotto this week with all THREEs! > > ::giving deep, long strokes down **TruePisces’** back:: > > If that kiss was “just because”, I’m going to have to give you a REAL reason to kiss me soundly on the mouth! SEVERAL reasons! \*\* You’ve gotten a good start already. What OTHER reasons will you give me??? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/140 "2001-01-23T14:38:55Z")
True, my darling, I’m not willing to tell the world exactly how I will make you feel like that, my phone would never stop ringing, the line to my front door would annoy my neighbors, and dealing with the multitudes of other women would detract from the time and attention I can lavish on you. All the guys would be more jealous, and those darned papparazi are SUCH a pain. But trust me, I have references. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=8)