# Who do you want to be your Valentine on the SDMB? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 20, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060 "2001-01-20T21:25:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/161 "2001-01-24T05:00:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > > :: Pulls out double barrel cupid’s bow with 44 magnum quarrels and aims at rjk again :: > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by rjk_ > > > > **But I shoot back!** Where’s that Uzi manual again? :: Pulls out full-auto c-bow and loads the _ **big** _ clip … ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/162 "2001-01-24T05:12:21Z")
Well, I must say, this Valentine’s Day thing was a really good idea. Why, already so far, I got stabbed by an arrow from **Euty** , air kissed by **Nyms** , and handed lots of chocolate by **Daniel**. Hmmmmmmmmm- Whom should I choose? Aw, what the hey? I choose all three! Plus **dpr** Scotti [sub]Taking careful aim and letting fly somewhere in the direction of Oz[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/163 "2001-01-24T05:35:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rjk \* > \*\* > Where’s that Uzi manual again? > > :: Pulls out full-auto c-bow and loads the _ **big** _ clip … > \*\* A hit! A palpable hit! I am undone! (Damn, that was good aiming, rjk! How did you manage to undo my bra with that thing? 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/164 "2001-01-24T08:28:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CnoteChris \* > **Yeah. Why not. I’m a romantic.** Oh, I knew that. 😉 > [@](#): > > **What? What’s this “All but one of you” stuff? > ::Cnote leans back in his chair and gives Audrey a look of dissaproval. Cnote is stymied because he can’t see her reaction beneath the mountain of Hawaiian leis::** Awww. Don’t worry, **Cnote** , I have more than enough love for all of you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cyndar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cyndar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyndar)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/165 "2001-01-24T08:29:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GuanoLad \* > \*\ ***Michi. aka Cyndar.** > > Will you be my Virtual Valentine? > \*\* 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/166 "2001-01-24T09:45:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > **You’re not any fun. Intellegent, supportive, understanding and wonderful, but never fun. Not you. No fun at all.** “I’m not in love with you, no more than you are with me, and if I were, you would be the last person I’d ever tell. God help the man who ever really loves you. You’d break his heart, my darling, cruel, destructive little **[K]AT** who is so careless and confident she doesn’t even trouble to sheathe her claws.” –Rhett Butler to Scarlett O’ Hara, Gone With The Wind \*\* > [@](#): > > In all seriousness, I hope you realize as well how special you are in my odd little life. You are truly one of my dearest friends. I have lots of friends. But there are few I trust as deeply and instictively as I do you.\*\* That’s nice to know. But if it weren’t for this: > [@](#): > > DRY _is_ my favorite. I’d have dumped you long ago. [sub]Yeah, yeah, I’ll pay for this later. No need for the entire board to know how hopelessly P-whipped I am.[/sub] \*\* > [@](#): > > [sub] So why aren’t you doing the Valentine card swap? [/sub]\*\* FINE! FINE! I’ll get you a card! You want candy? Flowers?? ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/167 "2001-01-24T14:36:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by New & Improved Scott \* > \*\*Lets an arrow fly at **LaurAnge** , but from short range, and really softly so she can get in the way of it in time. \*\* _gets in the way_ Ow! You shot me, you bastard! =\> ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/168 "2001-01-24T14:38:53Z")
Orders an Extra Large ACME Rubber Band, and an ACME Super Range Valentine’s Arrow. Ties the ends of the rubber band to two trees, ala Wylie Coyote. Nocks the arrow into the rubber band, and starts stretching it, running back about a quarter mile. Releases with a mighty **BOOOOINNNG!!!** , sending the arrow streaking at supersonic speeds bearing 44 degrees away from me. Waits for it to arrive. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/169 "2001-01-24T16:24:48Z")
::reads through four page thread:: What is this? Not one mention? Well I love you all too. ☹ ::goes into corner to sulk:: Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I’ll go eat worms. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/170 "2001-01-24T18:52:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zyada \* > > A hit! A palpable hit! I am undone! > > (Damn, that was good aiming, rjk! How did you manage to undo my bra with that thing? 😛 ) \*\* Damn, I’m good! (See the sig. 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/171 "2001-01-24T19:08:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*::goes into corner to sulk:: > > Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I’ll go eat worms. \*\* ::nudges **hypergirl** :: I’ll share a can with ya . . . Tripler Actually, the AF Personnel Center is getting a Valentine from me. I don’t want to be their bitch again . . . ---
**Author:** ![RickQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@RickQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickQ)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/172 "2001-01-24T21:12:20Z")
Sorry I’m late. Better late than never though 🙂 :Rick ducks under several stray arrows: Erm, well…mumble…mumble…still practicing this flirting thing :o What? behind my back? Oh, that’s nothing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BigFriendlyGiant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@BigFriendlyGiant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigFriendlyGiant)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2001, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/173 "2001-01-24T23:20:52Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Anthracite \* Releases with a mighty **BOOOOINNNG!!!** , sending the arrow streaking at supersonic speeds bearing 44 degrees away from me. I hope it didn’t hit you back otherwise you may be seriously hurt unlike Wiley Coyote, your probably not a cartoon with infinite immortality like Kenny. “Oh my god” “You killed Kenny” “You Ba$…ds” ---
**Author:** ![maidenunicorn41](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@maidenunicorn41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maidenunicorn41)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/174 "2001-01-25T00:02:57Z")
\*\* [/QUOTE] ``` OUCH!! I got a boo-boo. MU, can you kiss it and make it better? :eek: ``` ::strikes Maidenunicorn41 in left arm:: -CHING!!! (insufferably pleased with himself) 😃 \*\* [/QUOTE] Hey\< **lurkernomore** You know that I can and will kiss it and make it better. That is not all I can do either!!!😃 Ouch! Now what are you going to do about my arm?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/175 "2001-01-25T00:47:08Z")
sk8rixtx, you’ve just been upgraded to full-fledged valentine! ---
**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/176 "2001-01-25T01:07:05Z")
Hmmmm… maybe if I hit him with an arrow, he will drop whatever he has behind his back and I can nab it. ::aims arrow at **RickQ** :: ---
**Author:** ![Silly\_Rabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Silly\_Rabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silly_Rabbit)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/177 "2001-01-25T01:29:40Z")
::lines up an arrow loaded with roses and chocolates and smooches:: For everyone who even knows I exist! 🙂 A special box of smooches for my virtual hubby **Corvus** who is strong and faithful to all his wives!!! And most importantly, a warm heart felt Happy V-Day to **smug**. ---
**Author:** ![PurePhreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7993a0/32.png) [@PurePhreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurePhreak)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/178 "2001-01-25T02:00:28Z")
::takes out bow aims at Hypergirl:: Hyper you sexy…get over here ::Releases arrow:: -PurePhreak ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/179 "2001-01-25T02:20:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*::reads through four page thread:: > > What is this? Not one mention? Well I love you all too. ☹ > > ::goes into corner to sulk:: > > Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I guess I’ll go eat worms. \*\* 😛 Well, you’re just being a dork, so there. 😛 [You know I still love you, I’ve just got my eyes set on one person right now…] :🤗: > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by PurePhreak_ > **::takes out bow aims at Hypergirl:: > Hyper you sexy…get over here > ::Releases arrow::** Now that’s just scary IMO. }Hyper you sexy?" ??? I think I’ll go run to my corner now… ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2001, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060/180 "2001-01-25T02:25:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by wyldelf \* > \*\* > The Roses are wilting > The Violets are dead > Just lucky I know > You’re awesome in bed \*\* hmmm, okay, lemme see … Roses are red Viloets are not so am I your Valentine or what? … _brain fart_ this is the quality of prose you get from kristoph post-work, sorry!!! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-be-your-valentine-on-the-sdmb/51060.md?page=10)