# Who Do You Want To Punch Out? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577 "2009-07-20T01:16:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SleepyDuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@SleepyDuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SleepyDuck)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/21 "2009-07-20T08:11:28Z")
> [@Alice\_The\_Goon](#): > > can I use a bag of oranges Only if you freeze them first. ---
**Author:** ![KRC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@KRC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KRC)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/22 "2009-07-20T08:45:43Z")
Jenny McCarthy ---
**Author:** ![sandra\_nz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@sandra\_nz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sandra_nz)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/23 "2009-07-20T09:15:57Z")
MeMe Roth. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/24 "2009-07-20T10:04:00Z")
Everybody. ARRRGH! **BOSDA** SMASH! Damn Gamma rays. Worse than too much coffee. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Grumman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/43a26b/32.png) [@Grumman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grumman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/25 "2009-07-20T10:09:09Z")
[ul] [li]John Wiley Price and Thomas Jones[/li][li]Hillary Clinton[/li][li]Kevin Rudd[/li][li]The guy behind Rudd’s internet bottleneck plan[/li][li]Anyone who has ever given money to PETA[/li][li]Rupert Murdoch[/li][li]Hillary Clinton[/li][li]Tom Cruise[/li][li]Chuck Norris[/li][li]Orson Scott Card[/li][li]The Poxbringer, Jenny McCarthy[/li][li]Oprah Winfrey[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/26 "2009-07-20T18:44:38Z")
> [@sandra\_nz](#): > > MeMe Roth. Ooh, that’s a good one. ---
**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/27 "2009-07-20T21:38:20Z")
My next-door neighbor, and her friggin’ yelping shelties. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/28 "2009-07-20T21:39:57Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Punch out **whom** ever you like. As long as it isn’t **meme**! > [@sandra\_nz](#): > > MeMe Roth. Nice! Unfortunately, I don’t have an answer to this question, as my desire to punch someone subsides quickly once I see the personal ramifications. But there is this one doctor who may have screwed me over, with whom I’d like to register my extreme displeasure. ---
**Author:** ![Proudest\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/proudest_monkey/32/13257_2.png) [@Proudest\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Proudest_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/29 "2009-07-20T22:18:43Z")
I’d like to punch out the lawyer representing my husband’s employer. The staff have worked incredibly hard for two years negotiating and agreeing to a contract. Now the attorney is foot-dragging, and continuing to charge the employer (whose operating funds are taxpayer supplied), as he diddles and stalls. Actually, much of the time during the past two years of negotiation was dedicated to his diddling and stalling. And running up the bill. That’s why companies hire him–no, not to run up the bill, but to make the whole contract negotiation process so prolonged and tedious that conceding any contentious points seems preferable to continuing the endless, pointless meetings. So my husband is pissed and comes home fuming every day and I have to talk him down. Now that I think about it, maybe I should just punch out my husband. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/30 "2009-07-20T22:48:26Z")
> [@Grumman](#): > > [ul] > [li]John Wiley Price and Thomas Jones[/li][li]Hillary Clinton[/li][li]Kevin Rudd[/li][li]The guy behind Rudd’s internet bottleneck plan[/li][li]Anyone who has ever given money to PETA[/li][li]Rupert Murdoch[/li][li]Hillary Clinton[/li][li]Tom Cruise[/li][li]Chuck Norris[/li][li]Orson Scott Card[/li][li]The Poxbringer, Jenny McCarthy[/li][li]Oprah Winfrey[/li][/ul] You only listed Hillary twice. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/31 "2009-07-20T22:53:03Z")
Bernie Madoff, even without the Ponzi scheme that ruined thousands that [smug selfsatisfied grin](http://thepeoplesnews.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bernie-madoff.jpg) he has just makes we want to curb stomp the prick. ---
**Author:** ![Myrrajh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/87869e/32.png) [@Myrrajh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrrajh)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/32 "2009-07-20T23:03:10Z")
Members of the Westboro Baptist Church. The guy who sold a few thousand dollars worth of my mom’s stuff (consignment) seven months ago and hasn’t given her one thin dime yet. And, soon, the RCMP officer who hasn’t done anything about the fraud charge my mom filed against the guy. Get the lead out, junior! The idiots who tossed two cinder blocks through my friend’s truck windows. Perez Hilton. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/33 "2009-07-20T23:04:51Z")
> [@sandra\_nz](#): > > MeMe Roth. Wouldn’t it be more fun to lock her in a closet with 500 packages of Ding Dongs and Twinkies? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/34 "2009-07-20T23:10:29Z")
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. and/or Anderson Silva. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2009, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/35 "2009-07-20T23:23:28Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > Mike Tyson. Just so I could say I did it. Mr. Dream. Because my copyright money just ran out. ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/36 "2009-07-21T01:42:01Z")
Rush Limbaugh. The [Freecreditreport.com](http://Freecreditreport.com) guy. The jerk that brake checked me the other morning after he made an right turn on red in front of me and I had to slow down from 40 to 15 mph in about 20 feet to keep from running him over. ---
**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/37 "2009-07-21T01:45:45Z")
The neighbor who keeps coming by early in the morning, before I wake up, and letting his dog shit on my lawn. Wouldn’t mind kicking the dog, too. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/38 "2009-07-21T01:51:06Z")
Sarah Palin Karl Rove Dick Cheney Sean Hannity Bill O’Reilly All of the Fox and Friends ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/39 "2009-07-21T02:25:24Z")
This one doctor here in town. He was a dick to my wife several years ago, and I am as pissed about it today as I was then. I’ve never met him, which is probably good. Almost every one of my coworkers – all 10,000 of them. Yes, jackasses, company computer policies apply to you to. They apply to me as well. Neither you nor I are special. Now change your fucking password and get over it. Also, the New York Yankees and Boston Red Sox. Alex Rodriguez twice. ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2009, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/40 "2009-07-21T02:29:18Z")
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