# Who Do You Want To Punch Out? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577 "2009-07-20T01:16:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/81 "2009-07-22T06:19:36Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > Liberals, for electing Obama. But liberals didn’t elect Obama. The numbers wouldn’t have been enough. It was all the Independents and Republicans who, among other reasons, couldn’t stand the thought of Sarah Palin being so close to the presidency, who elected Obama. Go punch them. As far as whom would I like to punch out? Clothahump. And Glen Beck. And every single one of the Birther fools. All the 911 “Truthers” too. John Travolta, Tom Cruise and especially Kirstie fucking Ally. Mimi Rogers for turning Tom Cruise into a cult dupe. Certain execs from the former Samson Music. Paris Hilton. Members of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences’ Costume branch for not nominating Eiko Ishioka for an Oscar for [The Fall](http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0460791/). My asshole bitch 4th grade teacher. I’m sure there’s more. ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/82 "2009-07-22T07:25:22Z")
Tony Danza. God I hate that fucker. He’s my Celebrity Nemesis. ---
**Author:** ![TastesLikeBurning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@TastesLikeBurning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TastesLikeBurning)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/83 "2009-07-22T08:31:19Z")
> [@Onomatopoeia](#): > > Too late to edit my post above, but I wanted to add that you don’t want to knock them out. First, because having someone’s brain slosh around jarringly enough to cause a loss of consciousness can actually kill them, and who needs that nightmare, and second, because once they’re out it’s done, and your anger may not yet have been slaked. > > It’s better, and much more emotionally satisfying, to slap them down and watch them stare up at you, scared spit-less, wondering whether to run, or beg for mercy. Then you will most likely enjoy [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsqEOUJRtw)! ---
**Author:** ![amanset](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@amanset](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amanset)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/84 "2009-07-22T08:53:01Z")
I could swear I posted “Absolutely anyone that voted for Bush” in this thread yesterday. Did it get deleted? ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/85 "2009-07-22T09:05:19Z")
Recent people I’ve wanted to punch: Charlie Rose. The Comcast Tech Support Douche. Oprah too. ---
**Author:** ![Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/86 "2009-07-22T10:01:43Z")
I’d like to punch the Emmy Nomination Committee for once again overlooking Josh Holloway. Bastards! ---
**Author:** ![audit1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@audit1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audit1)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/87 "2009-07-22T10:44:30Z")
Nancy Grace ---
**Author:** ![Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/88 "2009-07-22T10:52:54Z")
> [@audit1](#): > > Nancy Grace **audit1** wins the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/89 "2009-07-22T14:08:33Z")
Kevin Rudd Paris Hilton Wayne Swine ---
**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/90 "2009-07-22T15:13:30Z")
> [@Argent\_Towers](#): > > Mike Tyson. Just so I could say I did it. Damn! If you got away with it, that would be some serious Bragging Rights. ---
**Author:** ![yellowval](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/919ad9/32.png) [@yellowval](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yellowval)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/91 "2009-07-22T15:33:41Z")
Sarah Palin Ann Coulter Rush Limbaugh Dick Cheney Bono Chris Brown All of the members of Nickelback Toby Keith Terrell Owens Keyshawn Johnson Brett Favre John Madden Spencer & Heidi Sean Penn I think I could go on all day … ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/92 "2009-07-22T15:49:11Z")
Rand Rover. (and his evil henchman-sidekick, can’t think of his name, you know: his patsy) The Evil Empires (Bush 1.0 and 2.0) Fox News The snarky voice guy on TMZ My first husband: L. T. R. E. eta: John Madden, “what the quarterback needs to do is to throw the ball”. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/93 "2009-07-22T16:00:10Z")
Mike Tyson. I found the key! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/94 "2009-07-22T16:06:23Z")
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince beat you to it. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/95 "2009-07-22T16:39:47Z")
> [@buttonjockey308](#): > > (after thinking about it, I believe every illinois politician ought to step right up) Yeah, lets just go with this. A boot to the head for each of them. People who put unskippable stuff on DVDs. Spammers and phone solicitors. ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/96 "2009-07-22T20:57:47Z")
> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#): > > Yeah, lets just go with this. A boot to the head for each of them. > > People who put unskippable stuff on DVDs. > Spammers and phone solicitors. (continuing) Religious peddlers knocking at my door Unwanted visitors. BOOT TO THE HEAD! (yeah, yeah) BOOT TO THE HEAD! (yeah, yeah)… ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/97 "2009-07-23T13:18:23Z")
I’d fight Gandhi. ---
**Author:** ![rockle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/73ab20/32.png) [@rockle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rockle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/98 "2009-07-23T13:36:59Z")
My sister and her troglodyte fiancé My mother-in-law My idiot adoption caseworker My cousin with the six kids and the felon husband My high school chemistry teacher Phil Mickelson ---
**Author:** ![Cumberdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@Cumberdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumberdale)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/99 "2009-07-23T15:45:39Z")
Sylvia Browne Jon Edward James Van Pragh (don’t care enough to check spelling) Peddlers of holistic and homeopathic “medicine” Jenny McCarthy Oprah The Pope (origianally spelled as The Poop. Same thing) Bill Donohue Ben Stein James Dobson Pat Robertson ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/100 "2009-07-23T16:13:11Z")
> [@jali](#): > > Rand Rover. (and his evil henchman-sidekick, can’t think of his name, you know: his patsy) Were you thinking of **magellan01**? If so, get in line. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577.md?page=6)