# Who Do You Want To Punch Out? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2009, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577 "2009-07-20T01:16:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/101 "2009-07-23T16:28:42Z")
> [@Cumberdale](#): > > Sylvia Browne > Jon Edward > James Van Pragh (don’t care enough to check spelling) > Peddlers of holistic and homeopathic “medicine” > Jenny McCarthy > Oprah > The Pope (origianally spelled as The Poop. Same thing) > Bill Donohue > Ben Stein > James Dobson > Pat Robertson You sure do watch a lot of daytime TV. You should really quit if it riles you so. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/102 "2009-07-23T16:39:22Z")
> [@jali](#): > > Rand Rover. (and his evil henchman-sidekick, can’t think of his name, you know: his patsy) Now, now, you can’t wish evil on other posters here. Why not just get him and **ivn1188** a nice pair of _socks_ instead? ---
**Author:** ![Cumberdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@Cumberdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumberdale)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/103 "2009-07-23T16:55:39Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > You sure do watch a lot of daytime TV. You should really quit if it riles you so. Actually I don’t, yet I am still aware of them! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/104 "2009-07-23T17:33:01Z")
> [@Coalcracker0](#): > > Sarah Bernhart. What do you have against a 90-year’s dead [actress](http://www.biographybase.com/biography/Bernhardt_Sarah.html). Now her great-granddaughter Sandra, on the other hand . . . ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/105 "2009-07-23T17:42:20Z")
She was just so high and mighty with that wooden leg of hers, like it made her better’n the rest of us… ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/106 "2009-07-23T20:09:39Z")
> [@jali](#): > > Rand Rover. Bike rack at 3:30? ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/107 "2009-07-23T20:09:58Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > Now, now, you can’t wish evil on other posters here. Why not just get him and **ivn1188** a nice pair of _socks_ instead? I’ll get him some socks\* alright… \*Code for GIANT Rockem Sockem robot to punch him out. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/108 "2009-07-23T20:25:20Z")
Oooh, internet tough guy is tough. You sound poor. Are you poor? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/109 "2009-07-23T20:30:14Z")
Somebody just \*\*had \*\*to say his name three times, didn’t they? ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/110 "2009-07-23T20:57:19Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Oooh, internet tough guy is tough. > > You sound poor. Are you poor? Well compared to a tax attorney, I suppose I might be considered financially lacking, but I’m rich in family and friends so no, I’m not poor. I’m not mean spirited toward those who have less than me. I’d rather be considered a kind lower middle class chick than a rich asshole. If you consider a grandmother a tough guy, then I suppose I am. Nothing’s changed with you. Sad. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/111 "2009-07-23T21:11:25Z")
> [@jali](#): > > If you consider a grandmother a tough guy, then I suppose I am. My grandma was a tough guy. Bust yo’ ass with a ‘switch’ soon as look at you, and not spill a droplet of her sweet tea. And if you even thought about being a wise guy on a message board, she would break hell loose on you and remind you that the internet is _serious business_. But why do people try to use “poor” as an insult? People are usually born into poverty, and still manage to make great music, art and all kinds of accomplishments, all the time being the coolest cats I know. I lover poor people! ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/112 "2009-07-23T21:26:42Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > But why do people try to use “poor” as an insult? People are usually born into poverty, and still manage to make great music, art and all kinds of accomplishments, all the time being the coolest cats I know. I lover poor people! Not “people”, just Rand Rover. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/113 "2009-07-23T21:30:27Z")
Alex Jones Dylan Avery My best friend for 20+ years who just told me he hated me because I said the rantings of the above two are bullshit ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/114 "2009-07-23T21:59:00Z")
> [@jali](#): > > I’m not mean spirited toward those who have less than me. I’d rather be considered a kind lower middle class chick than a rich asshole. > . Me neither. I’m just mean-spirited towards the mean-spirited, which includes liberal douches. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/115 "2009-07-23T22:02:41Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > I lover poor people! Then why don’t you marry them? Oh wait, I bet you probably did (at least one). ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/116 "2009-07-23T22:05:19Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Then why don’t you marry them? Oh wait, I bet you probably did (at least one). [Hahahaha!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0) ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/117 "2009-07-23T22:08:38Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Then why don’t you marry them? Oh wait, I bet you probably did (at least one). Shit. I did. But! I was already poor when I married him. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/118 "2009-07-23T23:50:43Z")
I don’t punch people, but I do have a Little List of those whom I would like to backhand slap. This is by no means complete. My ex-director who made my work life a living hell for 4 years. I may even have to kick her in the kidneys once she’s down. My very weird next door neighbor for scoping me and my daughter out whenever we take out the trash etc. Him I’d knee in the groin as well. I’m funny like that. Bill O’Reilly–I bet he cries. All those “judges” and all those “Jerry Springer” type show people. Ugh. Oprah for being a bloviated mass of ego and narcissism. Glenn Beck Anne Coulter Andy Shaw (political reporter for local ABC news here. Chicagoans will understand). Rod Blagoyovich. No I’m not going to look up the spelling. Mel Gibson for being such a jerk. Sarah Silverman–ditto. Carlos Mencia for being unfunny, unattractive and in syndication. That stupid black chick on The View (not Whoopie). That stupid, mouthy white chick on The View (Elizabeth?). Hell, ALL the “ladies” on The View–including Ms Walters (but not Whoopie–I like Whoopie, even when she talks crazy shit). My MIL, my SIL and her husband. There are more, but I don’t want to take up too much of your time. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/119 "2009-07-24T03:25:44Z")
> [@jali](#): > > If you consider a grandmother a tough guy, then I suppose I am. Also, blowing out your ass about something that you have absolutely no ability to actually accomplish is the sine qua non of the internet tough guy. Therefore, your characterization of yourself as a grandma only enhances your internet tough guy status, it doesn’t diminish it. ---
**Author:** ![MyFootsZZZ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/myfootszzz/32/12580_2.png) [@MyFootsZZZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MyFootsZZZ)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577/120 "2009-07-24T04:35:28Z")
I don’t know much about the guy, but for some reason I would want to punch Jeremy Piven. Him and Tom Green. Everyone else I can think of has been mentioned. Trying to think of a woman, but and Nancy Grace has been taken. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-do-you-want-to-punch-out/503577.md?page=7)