# Who does NOBODY want to meet? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852 "2000-09-20T12:39:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/21 "2000-09-22T03:05:50Z")
Well, this probably doesn’t count…but I don’t want to meet Jim Carrey, or that Jesus guy who advertises on the net. Nor do i want to meet Curry from RubberBurner ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/22 "2000-09-22T03:24:53Z")
Hmmm… For the life of me, I can’t understand how I forgot about that. Thank you, **Oldscratch** , for being so kind in reminding me about that. I come in here to be enlightened and mentally stimulated and walk away with ever growing list of issues to bring up with my counselor. An aside to **Vanilla** - Hey, after re-reading this thread some time later, it occured to me that I might be seen knocking you in my one-liner post. Not at all, I’ve been getting pissed at myself lately because my posts have been sub-standard, in my opinion, and I was knocking on myself for not making the joke clearer. Sheshhh. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/23 "2000-09-22T03:26:42Z")
Son of **A** bitch! …walk away with **an** ever growing… ---
**Author:** ![Sea\_Sloth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Sea\_Sloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sea_Sloth)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/24 "2000-09-22T05:47:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Homer \* > \*\*I’m near 1600 posts, and I think I got maybe 4 mentions. Of course, these mentions were from the bestest, funnest, funniest people on the board. \*\* Go away, Tim. You don’t belong in this thread. This is the place for UNPOPULAR people like me and…some others. You’re fabulousness is blinding the rest of us. Please leave. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![neutron\_star](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/51bf81/32.png) [@neutron\_star](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neutron_star)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/25 "2000-09-22T06:49:51Z")
I’m pretty sure nobody has ever mentioned me in any of those threads, but I can’t be positive since I never actually read any of them. I don’t think anyone would want to meet me anyway. I’m boring. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/26 "2000-09-22T07:07:41Z")
Well, I was never mentioned in that thread, but Coldfire did mention someone by the name of water2j, whom I’ve never seen around these parts. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/27 "2000-09-22T12:33:19Z")
I’m pretty certain I’m anonymous, too. It’s true what they say…have a baby and your social life goes all to hell… ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/28 "2000-09-22T13:36:15Z")
Well I’ll be goshdarned. The way to give a thread life, is to ask people to ignore it and request that it be closed! Now that I know its effectiveness, the possibilities using reverse psychology are, if not limitless, vast indeed. I hate you all. Really I do. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/29 "2000-09-22T13:37:43Z")
Gee Cnote, I thought you Wanted to see me naked. Sigh… ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/30 "2000-09-22T13:41:45Z")
Well, I’ve offered huge buckets of money, and still, nobody wants to meet me. It’s my screen name isn’t it? JimmyNipples is just too much isn’t it? Fine…I’m changing my name to Wussy Fluff…or Pink Shoes. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/31 "2000-09-22T13:58:05Z")
Well I do **Vanilla** , I just wish I had brought it up in a more proper way than I did. ::Let’s try this again:: So, are ya naked? ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/32 "2000-09-22T14:00:00Z")
Like I said, i’m in a public library, I’d be arressted, and even were I home, I don’t go around naked, I LIKE being clothed. Why? Are YOU naked?? ---
**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/33 "2000-09-22T14:06:58Z")
I would LOVE to meet any and all of you. Just hop a plane to Winnipeg and… what?.. No one goes to Winnipeg? Or anywhere closer than Saskatchewan? Hmmm, okay then, well (pouting) I’d still love to meet any and all of you! ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/34 "2000-09-22T14:07:01Z")
**Vanilla** , you must have the fastest connection I’ve ever seen! Two minutes and a response? WOW. But on to more pressing issues. Ya. I’m naked. I like reading the dope nude. I feel like I’m more one with the group here. C’mon. Get naked with me. Show that library some fun, you fuddy dudy! ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/35 "2000-09-22T14:08:30Z")
Sigh…add me to the list of the forgotten millions. Since I know this can have _nothing_ to do with me I figure the ways to get recognized are: - Tell someone you want to have sex with them or otherwise shamelessly flirt (being married this is a no-can-do for me). - Get into a knock-down, drag-out flame war in The Pit and be clever while doing it. Bonus points for making-up afterwards. - Be one of the lucky few with a sig by Wally. - Somehow manage to be personally welcomed to the SDMB by Cecil (although I think the 15 or so who were welcomed bribed Cecil). - Have something devastating happen in your life (for reasons that should be obvious this option is generally avoided if at all possible). - Talking about your cats helps but doesn’t quite get you over the edge. For some reason I can’t figure talking about dogs seems to net you fewer points than talking about cats. - Telling someone you hope they get raped by marsupials. Feel free to add to the list. The more things here I haven’t done the easier to convince myself the problem is really with all you folks (actually, I’m pretty much convinced of that already but every little bit helps). ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/36 "2000-09-22T14:09:34Z")
You must have a comfortable chair to sit on, cnote. Gee, I dunno, I would feel funny about gettin neekid in front of a guy, (are you a guy?) ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/37 "2000-09-22T14:21:39Z")
Ya, I’m a guy. It’s O.K… Your with a friend. Now, how about we take off that bra there. That’s it. Just slide it right off. Don’t worry about me, I’m allright. You’re beatifull. Now how about you perk that… Hey!! Where am I here!!! What’s that straight dope thing doing on my page! Urhh, Ahhh… How’d I get here? What forum and question am I in? **Vanilla** , thanks for your thoughtfull comments! I’d like to meet you too! ::I’d like to meet you with a spaghetti string sun skirt, holding a beer saying…:: Uhh, Let me get back to you there **Vanilla** ---
**Author:** ![Whack-a-Mole](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/whack-a-mole/32/141_2.png) [@Whack-a-Mole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whack-a-Mole)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/38 "2000-09-22T14:22:49Z")
Good grief Poysyn! No one has visited you? One of the prettiest SDMB women in one of the prettiest countries in the world who actually _wants_ to meet SDMB people and no one has come? What a bunch of putzes! If my wife didn’t have this thing about me flying to foreign countries to meet strange, beautiful women I’d have been there long ago. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/39 "2000-09-22T15:10:35Z")
Ummm, your connection seems to be getting a bit slower now… Don’t tell me your a guy also? Are you? That would pretty much top off my week here… ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/40 "2000-09-22T19:10:59Z")
Hmmmmm…if I took off all my meninges I wonder if someone would put me on their list. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852.md?page=3)