# Who does NOBODY want to meet?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 20, 2000, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852 "2000-09-20T12:39:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/61 "2000-09-24T02:30:43Z")

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**Anti Pro** said:

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> MysterEcks is the TERMINATOR, THAT’s what I REALLY meant to say…yeah! That’s the ticket!

**Scotticher** said:

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> Okay, MysterEcks is a BAD, BAD dude. He prowls the board, looking for people to intimidate. He takes candy from babies. He calls people on the phone and asks them if they have Prince Albert in a can. When he quotes other posters, he inserts spelling errors, just to make them look illiterate.

Thanks, ladies…er…I mean, yeah!

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> Especially since my team isn’t exactly on fire, either.

I’m starting to dream about _setting_the Steelers on fire…and throwing the Nittany Lions on the blaze for good measure.

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/62 "2000-09-24T03:27:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \*  
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> I’m starting to dream about _setting_the Steelers on fire…and throwing the Nittany Lions on the blaze for good measure. \*\*

SEE Scotti!! He’s such a…a…FIERCE Terminator, he even DREAMS of setting harmless teams on fire!! Everyone…run for your lives if you see him go for the matches!!  
hahahaha Braves won tonight!! 😃

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/63 "2000-09-24T06:24:02Z")

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**Anti Pro** said:

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> hahahaha Braves won tonight!! 😃

Grrrrrrr…

\<MysterEcks, remembering what the Braves did to his Pirates in the early '90s, does a slow burn and reaches for the matches.\>

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/64 "2000-09-24T13:54:44Z")

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😃

Three people have spoken to me in this thread, two of whom have said they want to meet me. ALL of them are women.

_basking in the glow_

Thanks, you guys. **Falcon** - I hadn’t forgotten you at all - hoping I can make it out of the yard next time there’s a DC-Balto Doperfest. Oh, by the way - I saw a bumper sticker the other day with Gina at the wheel, and it said “How’s my driving? Call 1-800-GEGGY TAH”.

**Scotticher** - so where are you again? 😉 Ever able to make it to an East Coast convention?

**ruadh** - I guess I never told you this in the “How YOU doin’?” type of threads but you have the sexiest neck I’ve ever seen. I ever make it to Dublin, meet me at 8 Poolebeg Street and I’ll buy you a pint or two.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/65 "2000-09-24T14:21:36Z")

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Well, me. Then or now.

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**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/66 "2000-09-24T19:34:39Z")

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you’re on, Olentzero!

(just happy to finally make it on to somebody’s list :))

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/67 "2000-09-24T21:57:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \*  
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> > hahahaha Braves won tonight!! 😃
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> Grrrrrrr…
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> \<MysterEcks, remembering what the Braves did to his Pirates in the early '90s, does a slow burn and reaches for the matches.\> \*\*

::::Anti sitting in a porcelain bathtub, all wet:::::::::

So, \*\* Myster [call me Terminator]Ecks, \*\* NOW would not be a good time to tell you they won today too???

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**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/68 "2000-09-24T22:33:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Olentzero \*  
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> Scotticher- so where are you again? 😉 Ever able to make it to an East Coast convention?**

Sorry, Olentzero, I live about as far from the East Coast as you can be, unless you count AK and HI. 30 miles from the Canadian boarder in NW Washington.

Console yourself with the thought that many, many more Dopers live near you than live near me, so you will be able to meet lots more of them than I ever will.☹

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2000, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/69 "2000-09-24T22:59:59Z")

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**Anti Pro** said:

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> So, **Myster [call me Terminator]Ecks**, NOW would not be a good time to tell you they won today too???

Oh yeah? Well the Bucs _aren’t in last place!_ So there!

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**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/70 "2000-09-26T02:31:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MysterEcks \*  
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> > So, **Myster [call me Terminator]Ecks**, NOW would not be a good time to tell you they won today too???
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> Oh yeah? Well the Bucs _aren’t in last place!_ So there! \*\*

Oh man!!! THAT’S the reason they tremble when your name is mentioned [whispered…I SWEAR!] your wrath is pure magnificience in such a horrible way!

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**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/71 "2000-09-26T03:33:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky \*  
> \*\*Well, me. Then or now. \*\*

It’s probably the name.

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-does-nobody-want-to-meet/33852/72 "2000-09-26T07:23:06Z")

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**Anti Pro** said:

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> Oh man!!! THAT’S the reason they tremble when your name is mentioned [whispered…I SWEAR!] your wrath is pure magnificience in such a horrible way!

I’m gonna have you do my PR from now on.

**mrblue92** said (to **Mr. Blue Sky** ):

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> It’s probably the name.

If it’s any comfort to you, I like the color blue. I kinda like ELO, too.

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