I tried to find my story in the archives for linkage, but apparently it can’t be found.
In June of 00 my truck was at the trans shop for a rebuild. They finished it late in the day, and my neighbor wasn’t home yet so I figured on riding into town on my mountain bike, retrieving the truck and stopping the next day to settle the bill.
Part of the ride involves a rather steep descent followed by a hard right and an equally steep ascent, so I allowed speed to build until the thought of braking seemed prudent. At that point, I suddenly learned that there’s a certain velocity on tar and chip roadways at which you’re bouncing enough that control inputs have minimal effect. When the road turned, I didn’t and stopped the old fashioned way, by striking solid objects after exiting the roadway.
First recall after coming to rest was a badly broken right tibia/fibula (bone showing), so I kinda moved myself around to put the mangled and bleeding leg uphill (poor man’s Trendelenberg position). I called my neighbor on the cell phone, but he still wasn’t home, so I had to call 911. They sent an officer to search but he couldn’t see me (off road and down in a ditch), so he told county radio to mark the call unfounded. Thankfully, local FD had also been scrambled, and a fire officer in a higher profile vehicle spotted my bike.
His facial expression told me I was in worse shape than I’d thought, and the pitty-pat of helo blades about 20 minutes later confirmed that. Airlifted to the local trauma center, I lost contact about 3 minutes into the flight after the drugs told Mr. Brain to have a nap. Tip to flyers-request first class as they cut off your good Carharrt shorts in coach. :eek:
About three weeks + or - later, Mr. Brain awakened enough for me to perform a moderate self-assessment. Hmm. Arch bars in my mouth-broken jaw. Upper body proximal splint-likely vertebral damage. Whistling-I’ve been trached. Within a few days, I could focus my thoughts sufficiently to actually read my chart and intake assessment.
The damage list: compression fx C5,6,7,T6,7,8, quad compound lower mandibular fx, depressed plate fx right tib/fib (repaired with 7 screws), along with lung collapse, cerebral impact issues, and overdose of unplanned deceleration. 
Aggressive rehab and extreme good fortune had me back home alone within 2 1/2 months although I still have some numb spots and rewired nerve tissue. The young man in the next bed at the rehab hospital had suffered far less in terms of physical insult, but he’s paralyzed from mid-chest down.