# Who else is new here? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595 "2008-05-25T20:32:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![meghan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@meghan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meghan)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/41 "2008-05-27T16:34:15Z")
**WormTheRed**? Hold my hand?šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2008, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/42 "2008-05-27T16:41:13Z")
**meghan** sure thingā€¦ and letĀ“s keep our backs to the wall. _squeeel_ ---
**Author:** ![KittenKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kittenkat/32/306_2.png) [@KittenKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KittenKat)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/43 "2008-05-28T01:02:58Z")
Hi, another newcomer here. Iā€™ve been reading the SDMB for four or five years and finally signed up. Iā€™ve brought choclate _and_ pie. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/44 "2008-05-28T01:24:04Z")
[QUOTE=KittenKat] Hi, another newcomer here. Iā€™ve been reading the SDMB for four or five years and finally signed up. Iā€™ve brought chocolate _and_ pie. [/QUOTE] You do know the rule that a **KittenKat** thread must contain pictures, right? Welcome to you, **meghan** , **WormTheRed** , and ā€“ belatedly ā€“ **freekalette**! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/45 "2008-05-28T01:37:27Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] **LOUNE** , brother, youā€™re just going to have to start reading the memos. Not to be a dick, but 203 is actively on fire right now, same as it has been for the last 56 days. As a matter of fact, the entire second floor is unusable until sometime next month due to the life sized gummi Ron Jeremys that are stockpiled in there. Use 319. [/QUOTE] We finally got those shipments in?? About timeā€¦ Iā€™m hungry! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/46 "2008-05-28T01:47:55Z")
[QUOTE=freekalette] My, this soup tastes a littleā€¦odd. I wonder why? [/QUOTE] Lots of yak jizz. ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/47 "2008-05-28T14:25:49Z")
Wow, have we ever initiated multiple people like this? Iā€™m thinking it could turn out to be one of the biggest bashes ever! So why do I get the feeling Iā€™m gonna regret asking to get the n00b treatment?? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/48 "2008-05-28T14:26:54Z")
[QUOTE=freekalette] Wow, have we ever initiated multiple people like this? Iā€™m thinking it could turn out to be one of the biggest bashes ever! So why do I get the feeling Iā€™m gonna regret asking to get the n00b treatment?? [/QUOTE] You wonā€™t _regret_ it. Unless by ā€˜regretā€™ you mean ā€˜rememberā€™. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/49 "2008-05-28T14:47:33Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] Lots of yak jizz. [/QUOTE] Ah, a Grainger ConsommƩ. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/50 "2008-05-28T15:43:37Z")
[QUOTE=Cluricaun] Ah, a Grainger ConsommƩ. [/QUOTE] You could have mailed that joke in, sir. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/51 "2008-05-28T15:53:38Z")
Do, or do not. There is no yak jizz ---
**Author:** ![Pessor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@Pessor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pessor)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/52 "2008-05-29T06:26:18Z")
Ahhhh yesā€¦ I so fondly remember the day after my first day. What nice people at the other end of this thing! Welcome! ---
**Author:** ![freekalette](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/50afbb/32.png) [@freekalette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freekalette)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/53 "2008-05-29T21:35:59Z")
_peeks through cracks of fingers_ Is it over? Did I make it through? ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/54 "2008-05-29T22:31:34Z")
Is my head supposed to hurt this much? And what happened to my shirt? ---
**Author:** ![Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d9b06d/32.png) [@Boozahol\_Squid\_P.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boozahol_Squid_P.I)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/55 "2008-05-29T23:07:48Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] The secret ingredient is love. [/QUOTE] I thought the secret ingredient was ladle. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/56 "2008-05-29T23:43:30Z")
[QUOTE=WormTheRed] Is my head supposed to hurt this much? [/quote] :: pulls out large stainless-steel measuring instrument shaped somewhat like a C-clamp :: Just lean over here so we can measure how much it hurts. Donā€™t worry. We can knock out any discomfort. :: nudges rubber mallet with foot :: > [@WormTheRed](#): > > And what happened to my shirt? You _did_ sign the consent form. We and the Brazilian orphans are quite grateful for your donation. > [@freekalette](#): > > ``` > *peeks through cracks of fingers* > > ``` > > Is it over? Did I make it through? Define ā€˜overā€™ and ā€˜throughā€™. Yes, you survived. Yes, youā€™re still here. Iā€™d say that counts as quite an achievement, actually. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/57 "2008-05-30T01:11:28Z")
[QUOTE=Diomedes] I thought the secret ingredient was ladle. [/QUOTE] Ssshhh. Iā€™m trying to break them in gently. ---
**Author:** ![Goblinboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3be4f8/32.png) [@Goblinboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Goblinboy)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/58 "2008-05-30T01:28:18Z")
Is it too late to join in the fun? I only recently signed up to post, but Iā€™ve lurked here for years. Iā€™ve paid my money, bring me the goat! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/59 "2008-05-30T01:50:45Z")
Welcome, **Goblinboy**! Would you like some ā€œice creamā€? ---
**Author:** ![meghan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e47c2d/32.png) [@meghan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meghan)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595/60 "2008-05-30T16:05:54Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by **WormThe Red** > And what happened to my shirt? Hey! They let you wear a shirt?!!? šŸ™‚ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-new-here/450595.md?page=4)