# who else is watching April the pregnant giraffe

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**Created:** [April 1, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504 "2017-04-01T16:09:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/1 "2017-04-01T16:09:41Z")

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I looked to see if there was a thread about this already and am not finding one.

[live feed](https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClnQCgFa9lCBL-KXZMOoO9Q/live)

April is in a zoo\* in New Jersey and 15 months into this project, the zoo has been posting updates morning and evening.

from this morning

> [@](#):
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> Keepers and Vet have been on site - report is that April continues to be out of normal behavior and show signs of contractions.

like many, I have been watching her for weeks now and thinking, that poor thing she looks SO uncomforable. especially when she lies down, it’s more of barely controlled crash. :eek:

\*for-profit zoo, btw, which surprises and maybe troubles me

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**Author:** ![x-ray\_vision](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/x-ray_vision/32/351_2.png) [@x-ray\_vision](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/x-ray_vision)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/2 "2017-04-01T16:27:46Z")

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> [@JackieLikesVariety](#):
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> April is in a zoo\* in New Jersey

New York.

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/3 "2017-04-01T16:34:29Z")

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sorry, I don’t know why I was thinking it was NJ

Animal Adventure Park  
85 Martin Hill Road  
Harpursville, NY 13787

one of the updates yesterday said she had “no interest” in food but I just saw her snacking on carrots, as well as whatever treats Tim the Vet was giving her:p

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**Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/4 "2017-04-01T18:08:48Z")

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I’m watching.

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**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/5 "2017-04-01T18:09:23Z")

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Really thought she was going to have that baby last night, but nope!

No giraffe and a half this morning.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/6 "2017-04-01T18:38:23Z")

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I think she’s faking…get her on Maury!

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**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2017, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/7 "2017-04-01T19:36:40Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> I think she’s faking…get her on Maury!

Geoffrey is …

…  
NOT the father!

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**Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/8 "2017-04-02T00:01:50Z")

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I check on her a couple times a day, but I’m sure I’ll still miss the big event! 😃

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**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/9 "2017-04-02T00:03:46Z")

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It seems very bright in that stall. Are the zookeepers keeping it artificially illuminated until she drops her calf?

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**Author:** ![JackieLikesVariety](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackielikesvariety/32/296_2.png) [@JackieLikesVariety](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JackieLikesVariety)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/10 "2017-04-02T00:21:32Z")

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there is a light on all night long, I know. I hope it isn’t too bright for her.

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**Author:** ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/11 "2017-04-02T01:26:42Z")

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I am not watching but Google really, really wants me to.

The story turned up a few days ago on my Google News page. Under Technology.

When I didn’t bite it started showing up under Health.

I should try personalizing the page to include a section called Not News and see how often it appears there.

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**Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/12 "2017-04-02T01:30:43Z")

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Didn’t I read a news story not so long ago that another, much older giraffe had a baby, one they weren’t watching because they didn’t know she was pregnant? Or did I dream that story?

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/13 "2017-04-02T01:32:07Z")

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I’m watching, along with Gaia (Critter Room), Evolene and Corsica (Tiny Kittens), Kitten Academy, Scottish Tots, Decorah Eagles (North nest). I think Evolene will be next to have babies.

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**Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/14 "2017-04-02T12:58:09Z")

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> [@brachyrhynchos](#):
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> I’m watching, along with Gaia (Critter Room), Evolene and Corsica (Tiny Kittens), Kitten Academy, Scottish Tots, Decorah Eagles (North nest). I think Evolene will be next to have babies.

“Tiny Kittens”? I’m going to try NOT to find that one; I’d never get my socks washed. 😛

I watched the Decorah Eagles a couple years ago - really fascinating.

no giraffe birth yet, waiting on an update from the zoo.

> [@](#):
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> Didn’t I read a news story not so long ago that another, much older giraffe had a baby, one they weren’t watching because they didn’t know she was pregnant? Or did I dream that story?

that does sound familiar. two weeks ago now I thought, I HAVE to see a giraffe birth so I watched the giraffe in Denver have her baby - the best part (easily) is when [the calf stands up for the first time.](http://www.giraffeboards.com/showthread.php?p=1357600#post1357600)

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**Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/15 "2017-04-02T16:18:34Z")

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I started watching yesterday. Giraffes are my favorite non-human animal so it’s been fun.

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**Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/16 "2017-04-02T18:06:36Z")

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labor or not, there is something awesome about watching her - Oliver, too, but mostly April.

the weird grace with the awkward legs, the close-ups of her fuzzy face with that mobile upper lip!

😃

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**Post date:** [April 2, 2017, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/17 "2017-04-02T18:29:31Z")

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I’m pretty ignorant about giraffe reproduction. April is a mammal, will she have “waters” break the way a human female does. If there was, that might be another sign birth was upon her.

The only think I really know about giraffes is what our local zoo says, they have the highest blood pressure of any mammal. They need it to push the blood up that long neck.

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**Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/18 "2017-04-03T01:37:40Z")

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If she has that calf by midnight and it’s a girl, they could name it…

April the Second

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/19 "2017-04-03T02:16:53Z")

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> [@Sarabellum1976](#):
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> If she has that calf by midnight and it’s a girl, they could name it…
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> April the Second

Someone get me some pitocin and a really, really tall IV pole…

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2017, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-is-watching-april-the-pregnant-giraffe/783504/20 "2017-04-03T02:26:26Z")

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> [@Sarabellum1976](#):
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> If she has that calf by midnight and it’s a girl, they could name it…
> 
> April the Second

And if she has triplets, we could call them [Pieces of April](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zutvUaAeQJs).

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