# Who else masturbates with their non-dominant hand? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 6, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152 "2018-03-06T22:22:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/21 "2018-03-07T04:42:20Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > I didn’t realize women didn’t masturbate. Ignorance fought, thank you. No, no I didn’t say that. At. All. I was commenting on how men talk about things as compared to how women talk. Sorry if I hi-jacked. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/22 "2018-03-07T04:48:43Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > No, no I didn’t say that. At. All. > I was commenting on how men talk about things as compared to how women talk. > Sorry if I hi-jacked. So which hand do you use, if you use your hands at all (vibrators, etc.)? ---
**Author:** ![Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Methyl\_Ethyl\_Death](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Methyl_Ethyl_Death)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/23 "2018-03-07T04:54:41Z")
I use the dominate right hand to navigate through the internet while left hand keeps Mr. Little Methyl stimulated until I come upon the ultimate porn pic/video whereupon righty takes over and finishes the job. I’m single, no kids…just for the record. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/24 "2018-03-07T04:57:48Z")
Nm ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/25 "2018-03-07T11:01:02Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Nm That is _so hot_. Unless that means “never mind”!? I’m right handed for almost everything. Ambidextrous for self-pleasure. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/26 "2018-03-07T11:24:17Z")
I’ve heard a latex glove can feel like a partner. Beats getting pins and needles during the act. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/27 "2018-03-07T13:02:55Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > I’ve heard a latex glove can feel like a partner. > > Beats getting **pins and needles** during the act. Luxury! I had to use sharp sticks and rocks from the empty lot down the street. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/28 "2018-03-07T15:05:58Z")
> [@DinoR](#): > > I’m right handed and generally prefer “dating Miss Michigan.” That would be the right hand which forms the “mitten” parrt of the state. Sometimes I swing with Miss Upper Peninsula or invite them both for a threesome. > > Using the right hand to point out state locations within the lower peninsula is an [actual thing.](http://bigthink.com/strange-maps/454-michigan-the-hands-on-state) The UP piece is not something I ever saw used. Dating Miss Michigan is an actual euphemism for masturbation. > > Mustard plug’s “Miss Michigan” is now running through my head. :smack: Is it a real euphemism?? I’m a fan of the band and the song, I thought it was about a calendar 🙂 Ignorance fought - 20 years on! ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/29 "2018-03-07T15:19:32Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > I’ve heard a latex glove can feel like a partner. Especially if you want to pretend that your partner is a dental hygienist. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/30 "2018-03-07T19:27:53Z")
> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#): > > I’ve heard a latex glove can feel like a partner. > > Beats getting pins and needles during the act. It would be like having to wear a condom…for a handjob. Yay! 😞 ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/31 "2018-03-07T20:34:57Z")
You know who else masturbated with their non-dominant hand? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/32 "2018-03-07T20:39:40Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > You know who else masturbated with their non-dominant hand? Helen Keller? ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/33 "2018-03-07T20:52:13Z")
Captain Hook? ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/34 "2018-03-07T20:54:08Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > You know who else masturbated with their non-dominant hand? Trump? ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/35 "2018-03-07T21:05:13Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Is it a real euphemism?? I’m a fan of the band and the song, I thought it was about a calendar 🙂 Ignorance fought - 20 years on! Apparently enough of one as to be [in the UD](http://dating-miss-michigan.urbanup.com/1688299). Which, upon examination, does not mean much. ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/36 "2018-03-07T22:12:57Z")
I would, but my dominant hand keeps the submissive one tied up in the dungeon. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/37 "2018-03-07T22:30:02Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > I would, but my dominant hand keeps the submissive one tied up in the dungeon. _like_ ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/38 "2018-03-07T22:40:13Z")
> [@Doctor\_Jackson](#): > > I would, but my dominant hand keeps the submissive one tied up in the dungeon. \*\* like x2 \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2018, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/39 "2018-03-07T22:45:29Z")
_kinky_ ---
**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/40 "2018-03-09T00:35:48Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Is it a real euphemism?? I’m a fan of the band and the song, I thought it was about a calendar 🙂 Ignorance fought - 20 years on! It really is. 😃 Before there was Urban Dictionary or Mustard Plug I had heard and used that euphemism while living in Michigan. I only recall the designation of the left as Miss Upper Peninsula among my social circle as a follow-on to the more widespread joke. I wouldn’t assume it was just a creative friend as opposed to one who heard that modification elsewhere. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152.md?page=3)