# Who else masturbates with their non-dominant hand? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 6, 2018, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152 "2018-03-06T22:22:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MonkeyCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@MonkeyCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyCat)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/41 "2018-03-09T21:48:11Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > No, no I didn’t say that. At. All. > I was commenting on how men talk about things as compared to how women talk. > Sorry if I hi-jacked. I might be a bit too sympathetic today, but I kind of have this ignorant little thought I’ve been chewing on that you brought back to mind. I think in our society women are over-sexualized, just flooded with attention and sex sex sex. What do men get? Not so much. Maybe that’s why the sex talk and dick pics and masturbation threads. We’re starving them. (Just my opinion.) It seems to me this shit is only natural. I bet you’d just make a man’s day responding to the next dick pic all like, “Damn, that’s a sexy dick.” He’d be stunned. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/42 "2018-03-09T21:57:17Z")
Well, I am probably not gonna be doing that! ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2018, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/43 "2018-03-09T22:06:34Z")
> [@beckdawrek](#): > > well, i am probably not gonna be doing that! ☹ yolo ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/44 "2018-03-11T16:42:23Z")
> [@tvaetbjorn](#): > > I might be a bit too sympathetic today, but I kind of have this ignorant little thought I’ve been chewing on that you brought back to mind. I think in our society women are over-sexualized, just flooded with attention and sex sex sex. What do men get? Not so much. Maybe that’s why the sex talk and dick pics and masturbation threads. We’re starving them. (Just my opinion.) It seems to me this shit is only natural. > > I bet you’d just make a man’s day responding to the next dick pic all like, “Damn, that’s a sexy dick.” He’d be stunned. You mean, respond that way to an unsolicited dick pic from someone you don’t know well? That’s usually the problem I hear complaints about- it getting… Ummm… Introduced unexpectedly. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/45 "2018-03-11T16:52:48Z")
It’s nasty, stalkerish and misogynist behaviour. My 18yo has been getting dic-pix since junior high. Someone’s parents are not watching and teaching young men how to act on-line. I am really sick of people saying ‘boys will be boys’. It’s bad behaviour, plain and simple! Boys like this turn into Anthony Wiener and Donald Trump. Mothers watch your boys on-line presence. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/46 "2018-03-11T18:50:26Z")
> [@tvaetbjorn](#): > > I might be a bit too sympathetic today, but I kind of have this ignorant little thought I’ve been chewing on that you brought back to mind. I think in our society women are over-sexualized, just flooded with attention and sex sex sex. What do men get? Not so much. Maybe that’s why the sex talk and dick pics and masturbation threads. We’re starving them. (Just my opinion.) It seems to me this shit is only natural. > > I bet you’d just make a man’s day responding to the next dick pic all like, “Damn, that’s a sexy dick.” He’d be stunned. > [@Ambivalid](#): > > ☹ yolo If you are a man who is sending dick pics and NOT getting that kind of response, consider that the problem is not with the recipients, but rather perhaps with your behavior. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2018, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/47 "2018-03-11T19:29:55Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > If you are a man who is sending dick pics and NOT getting that kind of response, consider that the problem is not with the recipients, but rather perhaps with your behavior. or your dick ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/48 "2018-03-12T04:20:57Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > or your dick Valid, er, point. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/49 "2018-03-12T04:32:08Z")
I wish I could eavesdrop on the mental processes of guys who send those, just to satisfy my own curiosity: • “This is _so_ gonna turn her on like crazy” • “Heh heh, this will freak her shit _out_” • “I need to make sure she realizes I have the relevant equipment; the dating world is so rife with transgender men who haven’t had The Operation, and she’s probably worried about that” • “I want to make her happy. I don’t know how to make her happy. Hmm, they say do unto others as you’d have them do unto you. I wish she’s send me her gyno exam pix!” • “I want to make her happy. The only thing I know about happy is this thing, which makes me happy” •“Yo babe, this is a threat, OK? You see this awesome weapon? It’s coming for you (so to speak). I want you to have nightmares about this. I might be in your closet at this very moment” 😕 ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/50 "2018-03-12T04:36:59Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > I wish I could eavesdrop on the mental processes of guys who send those, just to satisfy my own curiosity: > > • “This is _so_ gonna turn her on like crazy” > > • “Heh heh, this will freak her shit _out_” > > • “I need to make sure she realizes I have the relevant equipment; the dating world is so rife with transgender men who haven’t had The Operation, and she’s probably worried about that” > > • “I want to make her happy. I don’t know how to make her happy. Hmm, they say do unto others as you’d have them do unto you. I wish she’s send me her gyno exam pix!” > > • “I want to make her happy. The only thing I know about happy is this thing, which makes me happy” > > •“Yo babe, this is a threat, OK? You see this awesome weapon? It’s coming for you (so to speak). I want you to have nightmares about this. I might be in your closet at this very moment” > > 😕 You forgot: Hey, if I throw this out there, so to speak, maybe it’ll get a nibble (again, so to speak) [Or maybe she’ll tell me I have a sexy dick] ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/51 "2018-03-12T04:37:53Z")
Their thought processes are in a different head. The normal brain in their skull is bypassed on a more southern route. As such, ignorance abounds! ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/52 "2018-03-12T04:38:13Z")
_Oops, I sent it to Tom by mistake. Fuck. Where is the cancel button on this thing???_ ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/53 "2018-03-12T05:26:16Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > I wish I could eavesdrop on the mental processes of guys who send those, just to satisfy my own curiosity: > > • “This is _so_ gonna turn her on like crazy” > > • “Heh heh, this will freak her shit _out_” > > • “I need to make sure she realizes I have the relevant equipment; the dating world is so rife with transgender men who haven’t had The Operation, and she’s probably worried about that” > > • “I want to make her happy. I don’t know how to make her happy. Hmm, they say do unto others as you’d have them do unto you. I wish she’s send me her gyno exam pix!” > > • “I want to make her happy. The only thing I know about happy is this thing, which makes me happy” > > •“Yo babe, this is a threat, OK? You see this awesome weapon? It’s coming for you (so to speak). I want you to have nightmares about this. I might be in your closet at this very moment” > > 😕 I feel like dick pics have to be some generational watershed. I am technically a “millennial,” even though that term never existed until after I was an adult. I feel like the younger ones are happy to share their pics, while my generation is more paranoid about getting made fun of, and thinking that nobody finds the male member attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/54 "2018-03-12T05:47:04Z")
Too drunk to know for sure. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2018, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/55 "2018-03-12T20:55:30Z")
I’m left-handed. Three things, however, I do with my right hand: Cut with scissors twirl baton ---
**Author:** ![Sveltington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Sveltington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sveltington)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2018, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/56 "2018-03-13T00:04:49Z")
Ambidextrous I always “sleep with” the twins ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2018, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/57 "2018-03-14T00:07:35Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > It’s funny, because I prefer left-handed masturbation over right handed but I HATE hand jobs with a partner. And I hate them because not only are they totally different hands on my penis, they are ignorant as to how to use that foreign hand to induce pleasure. So it’s like my left hand is a stranger who can also read my mind. 😛 I’ve heard other men express this same issue with partner manipulation. It’s usually phrased as, “If I wanted a handjob I’d do it myself.” ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/58 "2018-03-16T02:47:11Z")
Tried but never succeeded. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152/59 "2018-03-16T02:51:00Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > • “I want to make her happy. I don’t know how to make her happy. Hmm, they say do unto others as you’d have them do unto you. I wish she’s send me her gyno exam pix!” This is the closest to what I’ve always assumed. “I would like it if a hot girl sent me pictures of her private parts, so I’ll send her mine.” I’ve seen all the porn that seems to focus on extreme closeups. Or the fantasies that just involve nudity. I have also stumbled on a recording of one camwhore who wanted everyone to skype her while masturbating to her. She seemed quite sincere and getting off on it. So maybe there are a few who do like it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-masturbates-with-their-non-dominant-hand/810152.md?page=2)