# Who else plans to get crunk Election Night?

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**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 8, 2016, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-plans-to-get-crunk-election-night/771048 "2016-11-08T05:44:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![SlackerInc](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slackerinc/32/275_2.png) [@SlackerInc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlackerInc)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2016, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-plans-to-get-crunk-election-night/771048/10 "2016-11-08T07:15:15Z")

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> [@dropzone](#):
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> I’m set, with parental responsibilities planned for.

Awesome. 🆒

> [@Budget\_Player\_Cadet](#):
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> Yeah. Prolly gonna call in sick tomorrow. Either way, it’s hardly going to be celebratory. Hey guys, newsflash: even if Clinton wins, while the nightmare will be over for now, the same fundamentally broken media, disinformation machines, and insane half of the country will still be around. There’s no cause to celebrate. Win or lose, tonight I’m drinking to drown my sorrows, win or lose, and then depending on who wins I’m going to go listen to this file:
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> (Spoiler because _possibly_ NSFW)
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> [No News - Give up news and become blissfully dumb - Free hypnosis](http://www.vivehypnosis.de/?p=2635)
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> Or probably just jump on the train tracks.

Yeesh, party pooper! 😛

I will be hugely relieved if Hillary wins, and if we get at least to 50 in the Senate, I will be thrilled.

> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> It’s a night, so yes.

LOL! \*\*JM \*\*FTW. 😃

> [@rejemy](#):
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> I have a fresh bottle of Malört ready to go for just that purpose.

I’ve never heard of it, but I know it’s fancy from the umlaut. 😃

I’m drinking something sort of fancy (for me, anyway): I’ve got a six of a chocolate milk stout, and a four-pack of a Belgian dubbel. My wife will be rocking her usual, hard cider.

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