# Who else sucks the ketchup out of the packets?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [November 20, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733 "2008-11-20T22:41:09Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/21 "2008-11-21T14:07:06Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> I do this with BBQ sauce packets, and very occasionally with ketchup. I always eat the cheese from the Parmesan Packets that come with delivery pizza right out of the packet.
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> Joe

Hang on a second – there are BBQ sauce packets??? 😃

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/22 "2008-11-21T15:16:24Z")

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Vampires in need of a quick fix?

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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/23 "2008-11-21T15:41:49Z")

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I don’t do this with ketchup, but I do it with Taco Bell hot sauce.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/24 "2008-11-21T15:44:24Z")

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When I was a Census enumerator my partner was… interesting. He’d fart and waft it up so he could smell it. He’d also take the lids off of the little tubs of catsup when we’d go to Carl’s Jr. for a bite on the road and lick the catsup out of them.

I’m sorry, but there are things that are Just Not Done.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/25 "2008-11-21T15:46:23Z")

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> [@Asimovian](#):
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> Hang on a second – there are BBQ sauce packets??? 😃

[Lots](http://www.clearfour.com/condiment/barbecue.html) of them.

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/26 "2008-11-21T16:18:33Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> Wait, what? Yes, everyone on Earth except you eats raw tomatoes, unless allergic

Untrue, and we’ve done threads on this.

A number of us love tomatoes in nearly all forms, save for raw. And yes, we’ve tried the wonderful, home-grown varieties too.

Something in the taste of a raw tomatoe is very unpleasant to me. Marinate it in vinegar and oil, and it goes away, or cook it and it does too. Sun dry them, and I’ll eat them by the handful.

I try raw tomatoes several times a year, to see if I’m over it. But I never am.

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/27 "2008-11-21T16:27:12Z")

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> [@Asimovian](#):
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> Hang on a second – there are BBQ sauce packets??? 😃

Oh, you better believe it. In fact, I defy you to name a sauce which I could not find in packet form.

No, I will not look for “Semen Packets.”

Joe

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/28 "2008-11-21T16:53:41Z")

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It is rare for me to eat while driving - I have enough trouble not getting food on me when I’m not driving. Eating while driving will guarantee that I end up with something on my shirt. French fries with ketchup definitely will end up somewhere on me.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/29 "2008-11-21T16:58:01Z")

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So? Wear the kinds of shirts I wear and no-one will ever notice. 😃

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/30 "2008-11-21T17:02:37Z")

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I bet you suck the heads of crayfish as well, too?

😃

> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> Oh, you better believe it. In fact, I defy you to name a sauce which I could not find in packet form.

Now if only vegemite came in those same kinds of packets …

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-else-sucks-the-ketchup-out-of-the-packets/473733/31 "2008-11-21T17:14:57Z")

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> [@Duckster](#):
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> Now if only vegemite came in those same kinds of packets …

He said “sauce,” not “spackle.”

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