# Who enjoys "porno style" sex ? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [March 11, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996 "2005-03-11T09:17:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/21 "2005-03-12T20:51:02Z")
> [@simple homer](#): > > For me, “porno style” sex is just not appealing, it may be fun to watch sometimes, but it is just too mechanical for me and not very realistic. When was the last time you watched a porno? I realize that from the late 60s on up through the early 90s they were badly scripted, badly acted, akward videos with weird funk and/or jazz music playing in the background, but the porn you see today is very different. “Gonzo”-style porn (which seems to be dominating the industry right now) looks (and in a way, **is** ) much more natural and realistic. There are even internet porn-stars now that perform solely with their significant others. It doesn’t get much more “real” than that. I don’t think the “porno style” sex you’re thinking of really exists anymore, unless you want to come back an define it. Using my definition, then yes, I quite enjoy it :). ---
**Author:** ![Large\_Marge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/50afbb/32.png) [@Large\_Marge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Large_Marge)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/22 "2005-03-12T21:07:10Z")
It depends on the partner and the level of trust. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/23 "2005-03-12T23:12:14Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > If by “porno-style” you mean with a bunch of hot women, in exotic locals, with no repercussions or ties… Really? I find that wearing a tie adds a certain degree of swank to the occasion. ---
**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/24 "2005-03-12T23:24:42Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > “Gonzo”-style porn (which seems to be dominating the industry right now) looks (and in a way, **is** ) much more natural and realistic. Hot [muppet](http://www.ebgames.com/ebx_assets/product_images/242204.jpg) loving??? :eek: 😃 Max. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/25 "2005-03-12T23:25:33Z")
> [@Maxxxie](#): > > Hot [muppet](http://www.ebgames.com/ebx_assets/product_images/242204.jpg) loving??? :eek: > 😃 Max. … He’s got the nose for it. ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![Maxxxie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f14d63/32.png) [@Maxxxie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maxxxie)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2005, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/26 "2005-03-12T23:26:32Z")
I wish I’d found [this](http://darkstar-sifi.co.uk/images/action_figures/muppets_action_figures/series_5/gonzo.jpg) picture before posting my oh-so-witty reply. Just what exactly IS he doing with that chicken?? 😉 Max. ---
**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/27 "2005-03-13T00:07:31Z")
> [@Maxxxie](#): > > Hot [muppet](http://www.ebgames.com/ebx_assets/product_images/242204.jpg) loving??? :eek: > 😃 Max. Bork! Bork! Bork! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/28 "2005-03-13T00:32:53Z")
> [@Etherman](#): > > Bork! Bork! Bork! OK, that officially cracked me up! Mainly because Mrs. Mercotan and I once viewed a video where the young lady, at the height of passion, made similar noises. I said “so that’s what the woman who did the voice for the Swedish Chef is doing now”. **Anastasaeon** ’s sign ensued. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/29 "2005-03-13T00:39:20Z")
Have you guys seen this Captain Stabbin’ thing? They pick girls up, take them on their boat, have sex with them, and then they _throw them off the boat_. I should totally go all women’s college on it, but just between me and you, folks - it cracks me up. I die laughing thinking about it, every time. _They throw them off the boat!_! I mean, if that’s all your guy watches, I might suspect he’s a little mean spirited, but just enjoying it among other things - it’s a riot! Plus, you know they’ve got to be actresses and get paid for it. Anyway, I get a kick out if it also because while the sex is a little man-centered, the girls make a good show of enjoying it and the guys are always talking to them, not making stolid Iron Curtain-ish faces. I think even more guy-centered porn is becoming more concerned with the women’s sexual pleasure, even when they, snort, throw them after the boat when they’re done. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/30 "2005-03-13T01:00:57Z")
> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#): > > **Anastasaeon** ’s sign ensued. _checks my sign_ _draws a penis on it_ _holds sign up again_ Unless you’re talking about my _sign_, which is Gemini… which would mean… woohoo! _Twins_ ensued! Porn is a powerful thing. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/31 "2005-03-13T03:04:17Z")
> [@Anastasaeon](#): > > _checks my sign_ Sorry, sorry! Damn typo. Should have said “sig”, not “sign”. ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/32 "2005-03-13T03:16:40Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Have you guys seen this Captain Stabbin’ thing? They pick girls up, take them on their boat, have sex with them, and then they throw them off the boat. That’s the funniest thing I read all day. I’m guessing there’s not a whole lot of porn where one of the requirements is “Actress must be able to at least tread water.” ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996/33 "2005-03-13T15:59:06Z")
There’s samples on the website, FYI. “Must be able to squeal and act real surprised when thrown off boat.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-enjoys-porno-style-sex/293996.md?page=1)