# Who farted? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 3, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047 "2004-08-03T00:26:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![furnishesq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/977dab/32.png) [@furnishesq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furnishesq)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/1 "2004-08-03T00:26:24Z")
Alright. . . who did it? I know it was YOU :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/2 "2004-08-03T00:31:29Z")
“Verily I say unto you that he who hath doth smelt it must have delt it.” -Jesus ---
**Author:** ![Necro\_Romancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/50afbb/32.png) [@Necro\_Romancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necro_Romancer)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/3 "2004-08-03T00:34:39Z")
Of course they couldn’t spell things correctly back then. ---
**Author:** ![VunderBob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/839c29/32.png) [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/4 "2004-08-03T00:35:46Z")
It was my dog. Honest. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/5 "2004-08-03T00:35:47Z")
It may just be that you’re smelling the smelt. They could be old. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/6 "2004-08-03T00:38:07Z")
Sorry, man. It was the ice cream. It always does that to me. Or maybe the beans I had with dinner. I won’t do it again. ---
**Author:** ![furnishesq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/977dab/32.png) [@furnishesq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furnishesq)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/7 "2004-08-03T00:46:03Z")
With a smell that foul, a doctor might be in order. . . :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/8 "2004-08-03T00:50:52Z")
\ BAAAAAsil did it. _cough cough_ ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/9 "2004-08-03T02:02:06Z")
> [@furnishesq](#): > > With a smell that foul, a doctor might be in order. . . :rolleyes: Indeed, I need a nose transplant here!! ---
**Author:** ![IrreverentTone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@IrreverentTone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IrreverentTone)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/10 "2004-08-03T04:29:33Z")
All right, who stepped on the duck? ::gags, chokes, runs vomiting into the night:: ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/11 "2004-08-03T05:27:43Z")
I farted. You see, holding it in was hurting my intestines. And frankly, I would rather my intestines not hurt than you smell my fart. ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/12 "2004-08-03T05:34:09Z")
Y’all are being silly. It doesn’t smell _that_ bad. _: backs out of room with one hand over nose and spraying Lysol with the other. :_ ---
**Author:** ![Cockatiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cockatiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cockatiel)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/13 "2004-08-03T07:16:58Z")
> [@](#): > > “Verily I say unto you that he who hath doth smelt it must have delt it.” -Jesus He who said the rhyme, did the crime 😉 . ---
**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/14 "2004-08-03T07:22:27Z")
Are you saying the _Jesus_ farted? You are so going to hell. ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/15 "2004-08-03T12:05:16Z")
It wasn’t a fart. My chair just makes that noice sometimes. See? :wiggles around in chair to demonstrate farting noice: ---
**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/16 "2004-08-03T12:06:30Z")
The smell in here caused me to misspell “noise.” ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/17 "2004-08-03T12:44:25Z")
Anybody in here a true gourmet? You should be able to smell the fart and identify what the person had for dinner last night. In this case, I think it was fried skunk and kimchi… :eek: ---
**Author:** ![noname](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@noname](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/noname)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/18 "2004-08-03T12:51:46Z")
True gourmet reporting. _sniffs_ hmmm…you are right, and not only that, the skunk was fed on fried bean. _Holds nose and runs_ ---
**Author:** ![jttm80](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@jttm80](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jttm80)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/19 "2004-08-03T13:05:40Z")
> [@Cockatiel](#): > > He who said the rhyme, did the crime 😉 . You denied it, you supplied it. ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047/20 "2004-08-03T13:15:43Z")
My father, who was somewhat notorious in this department, was fond of observing: **Keep it in and bear the pain, let it out and bear the shame.** I take after him, apparently. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/258047.md?page=2)