# Who farted? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 16, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737 "2006-02-16T02:25:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![furnishesq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/977dab/32.png) [@furnishesq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furnishesq)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/1 "2006-02-16T02:25:02Z")
Pee–uu! I know it was you that did it! :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/2 "2006-02-16T02:26:22Z")
The windows don’t roll down, either! Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/3 "2006-02-16T02:33:15Z")
I’m sorry about that. Taco Bell does it to me every time. Robin ---
**Author:** ![David\_Simmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9de053/32.png) [@David\_Simmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David_Simmons)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/4 "2006-02-16T02:33:52Z")
> [@furnishesq](#): > > Pee–uu! > > I know it was you that did it! :rolleyes: Of course. You don’t think I smell that way all the time, do you? Do I smell that? I ought to, I’m sitting in it. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/5 "2006-02-16T02:37:53Z")
Sorry, but I have been rather gassy all day. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/6 "2006-02-16T02:41:40Z")
Yeah, I farted. I know you’re jealous. ::hops away on one leg:: ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/7 "2006-02-16T02:50:42Z")
Sorry! _lights incense_ ---
**Author:** ![xbuckeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9e8a1a/32.png) [@xbuckeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xbuckeye)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/8 "2006-02-16T02:57:05Z")
> [@Hung Mung](#): > > Yeah, I farted. I know you’re jealous. > > ::hops away on one leg:: I laughed…I cried because I love that sketch…and because I love that sketch. :o ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/9 "2006-02-16T02:58:29Z")
_Bad_ dog! ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/10 "2006-02-16T03:17:16Z")
He who smelt it, dealt it. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/11 "2006-02-16T03:20:25Z")
Man, am I _ever_ glad I’m well out of the Pong Zone. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/12 "2006-02-16T03:25:48Z")
Just be thankful it wasn’t my cat. Pepper can put out a stink like you wouldn’t believe. _pukey smiley_ ---
**Author:** ![A.R.Cane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@A.R.Cane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A.R.Cane)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/13 "2006-02-16T03:31:04Z")
The smeller’s the feller’! ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/14 "2006-02-16T03:31:04Z")
> [@The Sausage Creature](#): > > He who smelt it, dealt it. He who denied it, supplied it. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/15 "2006-02-16T03:40:27Z")
NONO… I stepped on a spider! not sure what that means but thats an excuse ive heard ---
**Author:** ![TwistyLamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@TwistyLamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistyLamp)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/16 "2006-02-16T03:41:57Z")
Why do farts smell? So that deaf people can enjoy them too! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/17 "2006-02-16T04:09:43Z")
How could you tell? Was it because I leaned to the left? ---
**Author:** ![Lionne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Lionne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lionne)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/18 "2006-02-16T04:16:20Z")
> [@Rock n Roach](#): > > How could you tell? Was it because I leaned to the left? Ah, you stole my reply! It was all witty, too… ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/19 "2006-02-16T04:21:07Z")
> [@David Simmons](#): > > Do I smell that? I ought to, I’m sitting in it. [Madge] You know you’re soaking in it?[/Madge] ---
**Author:** ![Rock\_n\_Roach](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Rock\_n\_Roach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rock_n_Roach)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2006, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737/20 "2006-02-16T04:30:17Z")
> [@LunaV](#): > > Ah, you stole my reply! It was all witty, too… Not only did I steal your reply but I stole your credit too. I now return it (in more ways than one) See… it was the only way to find the true identity of the stinky culprit. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-farted/344737.md?page=2)