# Who gets more action? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 30, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272 "2003-06-30T02:44:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/21 "2003-06-30T20:44:46Z")
My vote’s for the “HARDy boys”… Starsky or Hutch? ---
**Author:** ![Francis\_E\_Dec\_Esq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/48db29/32.png) [@Francis\_E\_Dec\_Esq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francis_E_Dec_Esq)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/22 "2003-06-30T21:03:52Z")
Starsky. He’s got the car. Andy or Barney? ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/23 "2003-06-30T21:55:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > \*\*Starbuck or Apollo? \*\* Clearly Starbuck; he’s a wealthy coffee shop tycoon. What? ---
**Author:** ![milquetoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@milquetoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/milquetoast)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/24 "2003-06-30T22:25:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Francis E Dec, Esq \* > \*\*Andy or Barney? \*\* Definately Barney. He was bouncing back and forth between Thelma and Juanita. Andy only had Helen or he had nothing. Shaggy or Scooby? ---
**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/25 "2003-07-01T00:52:18Z")
That depends. Why is he called Shaggy? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/26 "2003-07-01T01:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by milquetoast \* > \*\*Shaggy or Scooby? \*\* I am so tempted to just echo Lamia’s post about Batman and Robin. Umm…Fred or Barney? No, wait. This thread needs more chicks. Wilma or Betty? ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/27 "2003-07-01T02:00:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster \* > \*\*R2D2 or C3Pio? \*\* I know this has been answered already, but: R2-D2 has the distinct advantage that his body is phallic in overall shape. (Though, admittedly, not to the extent that the nose on an X-Wing fighter is – you can tell that an X-Wing’s nose is circumcised, fer cryin’ out loud!) ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Tambo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/76d3ee/32.png) [@Mr\_Tambo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Tambo)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/28 "2003-07-01T02:18:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by betenoir \* > \*\*I am so tempted to just echo Lamia’s post about Batman and Robin. > > Umm…Fred or Barney? > No, wait. This thread needs more chicks. Wilma or Betty? \*\* [Cat] I’d go with Betty… but I’d be _thinking_ of Wilma [/Cat] So there you have your answer. Tisiphone, Megaera or Alecto? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/29 "2003-07-01T02:43:20Z")
Whaaat??? Curly, Moe, or Larry? (yes, I know that’s 3, try to play along) ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/30 "2003-07-01T03:39:22Z")
Larry. Curly’s too hyper and Moe’s too unpleasant. Crusher or Troi? ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/31 "2003-07-01T03:55:07Z")
I hate to show my ignorance yet again, but I can’t help it. Who are Crusher and Troi? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/32 "2003-07-01T04:04:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moejuck \* > \*\*I hate to show my ignorance yet again, but I can’t help it. Who are Crusher and Troi? \*\* Thank you for having the courage to admit your ignorance, while I hide like a coward… People, people!!! Who gets more action: (can’t BELIEVE this hasn’t been posted yet) **Betty or Veronica**? ---
**Author:** ![FairyDust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ccd318/32.png) [@FairyDust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyDust)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/33 "2003-07-01T04:05:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by moejuck \* > \*\*I hate to show my ignorance yet again, but I can’t help it. Who are Crusher and Troi? \*\* Two women from [Star Trek : The Next Generation](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0092455). ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/34 "2003-07-01T12:14:44Z")
**Betty or Veronica** – obviously Veronica, since she puts out. **Leno or Letterman?** ---
**Author:** ![Rapunzel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cc9497/32.png) [@Rapunzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rapunzel)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/35 "2003-07-01T13:04:28Z")
Leno. He’s the better flirt and doesn’t Letterman have some whole ‘Mom’ thing going on? Baldrick or Lord Percy? ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/36 "2003-07-01T13:49:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by milquetoast \* > \*\*Definately Barney. He was bouncing back and forth between Thelma and Juanita. Andy only had Helen or he had nothing. > \*\* Barney liked to show the ladies his “bullet”! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/37 "2003-07-01T14:10:07Z")
Baldrick of course. He had his cunning plans. Ginger or Mary Anne? ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/38 "2003-07-01T15:05:26Z")
Mary Anne for sure. Ginger was so high maintenance, plus she is just annaproachable. Jerry, George, or Kramer? ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/39 "2003-07-01T15:06:46Z")
unapproachable. Man that was awful. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/40 "2003-07-01T15:14:28Z")
Jerry – George had too little hair, Kramer had too much hair, but Jerry was “just right.” Which of “The Three Amigos”? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272.md?page=3)