# Who gets more action? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 30, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272 "2003-06-30T02:44:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/41 "2003-07-01T17:26:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by twickster \* > \*\*Which of “The Three Amigos”? \*\* Gotta be Martin Short. Steve Martin just looks so … old. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/42 "2003-07-01T17:27:58Z")
So, who gets more action: Dick Tracy, Dick Clark, or Dick Butkus? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/43 "2003-07-01T17:36:10Z")
Dick Tracy. Chicks dig yellow coats. Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangalo… or Splinter? ---
**Author:** ![Parkerz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@Parkerz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Parkerz)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/44 "2003-07-01T18:26:25Z")
Bert or Ernie? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/45 "2003-07-01T19:03:59Z")
Ernie – he’s definitely a lot more fun in bed, and chicks can tell these things. Grant or Lee? ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/46 "2003-07-01T21:44:24Z")
Definitely Lee Grant. Tammy Faye or Jim J. Bullock? ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/47 "2003-07-01T22:11:38Z")
I hate to think of either one, but I will have to go with Jim J. No one can get past the makeup. Greg, Peter, or Bobby Brady? ---
**Author:** ![jeanster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@jeanster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jeanster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/48 "2003-07-01T22:23:16Z")
Greg. Blackadder or Baldrick? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/49 "2003-07-02T00:58:01Z")
Baldrick. He’s not as picky. Jaws or the T-Rex from Jurassic Park? ---
**Author:** ![Tarrsk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@Tarrsk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarrsk)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/50 "2003-07-02T01:49:06Z")
Depends. The T-Rex in The Lost World had a mate, so that one would win if we include sequels. Otherwise it’d be Jaws, as the shark actually has potential mates in the wild. Dumbledore or Gandalf? ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/51 "2003-07-02T03:06:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tarrsk \* > \*\*Dumbledore or Gandalf? \*\* You can tell them apart??! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/52 "2003-07-02T03:56:16Z")
Blonde: > [@](#): > > The Lone Ranger or Tonto? > > My money’s on Tonto. Are you kidding? Clayton Moore had the most fantastic buns in the West! (I was a connoisser by age ten thanks largely to him.) ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/53 "2003-07-02T04:02:53Z")
?? **Catwoman** or **Wonderwoman**? Bonus question: **Jughead** or **Reggie**? ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/54 "2003-07-02T04:13:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zoe \* > \*\*Blonde: > Are you kidding? Clayton Moore had the most fantastic buns in the West! (I was a connoisser by age ten thanks largely to him.) \*\* I’ll have to agree with that sentiment! But American Indian men are so fine. For the guys: **Pochontas** or **Sacagawea**? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/55 "2003-07-02T04:20:33Z")
“Jughead or Reggie?” Reggie may get it once in a while. Jughead flat out doesn’t want it. ---
**Author:** ![Spiratu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@Spiratu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiratu)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/56 "2003-07-02T04:42:14Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Johnny Bravo \* Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michaelangalo… or Splinter? [QUOTE] You’d think Michaelangelo, the “party turtle.” But chicks dig Raphael because he’s so dark and moody. ---
**Author:** ![Spiratu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@Spiratu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiratu)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/57 "2003-07-02T04:59:30Z")
I messed up my coding, and forgot to post another duo. I need to go to bed. But if you’re up, try the other half of the Turtle’s theme: **Bebop** or **Rocksteady**? (It would have been Krang and Shredder, but that’s just nauseating 🙂 ) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Mook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Mr.Mook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Mook)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/58 "2003-07-02T05:43:58Z")
Bebop. Neo or Ted? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/59 "2003-07-02T22:13:06Z")
Ted, of course. His sexual partners abound–threesomes with princesses, his stepmom, babes in history. Plus, he could even go back and time and have sex with himself if he wanted to. I mean, I’m just saying. And as for Neo…well, sex is a part of the Matrix, man, what kind of a sell out would involve himself in such bodily things? Ted, that’s who. Sherlock Holmes or Hercule Poirot? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/60 "2003-07-02T23:07:13Z")
Ooh, excellent question, **Zoggie**. I’d have to say Sherlock – Hercule is a little too effete. The Tin Man, the Scarecrow, or the Cowardly Lion? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272.md?page=4)