# Who gets more action?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 30, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272 "2003-06-30T02:44:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/81 "2003-07-05T03:25:30Z")

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John Smith: “I’d like you to meet my young Indian wife.”

Aquaintance: “Pocahontas?”

John Smith: “Why, yes. Almost every night.”

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**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/82 "2003-07-05T04:02:47Z")

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Huck Finn or Tom Sawyer

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/83 "2003-07-05T04:33:40Z")

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to the dyslexic, that one is a no brainer.

Think about it

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/84 "2003-07-05T22:33:53Z")

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Um. Before some other Trekkie comes along and beats me to death, I just realized the error in my post. My new answer is B4.

:smack:

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**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/85 "2003-07-06T00:35:08Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Krokodil \*  
> \*\*Dumbledore. Gandalf hadn’t yet benefited from the discovery of penicillin.
> 
> Ming the Merciless or Disco Stu? \*\*

I say no contest, Disco Stu in a landslide. He is too smooth, to Travoltaesque if you will not to win.

Cecil Adams or Straight Dope Staff?

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**Author:** ![RangerDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9e8a1a/32.png) [@RangerDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RangerDude)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/86 "2003-07-06T01:55:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by FairyDust \*  
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> The Punisher or Preacher? \*\*

I’d have to say Preacher. Jesse and Tulip can’t seem to keep their hands, lips and other parts of their bodies off of each other.

I’ve only read a few issues of The Punisher, and he wasn’t getting any in the ones I’ve seen.

Jeeves or Wooster?

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**Author:** ![E.Thorp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@E.Thorp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E.Thorp)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/87 "2003-07-06T03:39:48Z")

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Wooster.

Oh…you did mean **straight** action, didn’t you?

Bloom or Dedalus?

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**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2003, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gets-more-action/185272/88 "2003-07-06T14:54:29Z")

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Could you please identify Bloom and Dedalus for me? Thanks.

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