# Who gives a shit? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 8, 2011, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879 "2011-08-08T00:17:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/21 "2011-08-08T14:04:32Z")
I take other people’s shit. All day long! ---
**Author:** ![KinkiNipponTourist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e9bcb4/32.png) [@KinkiNipponTourist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KinkiNipponTourist)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/22 "2011-08-08T14:08:17Z")
I don’t, as a rule, give one (since mine doesn’t stink). But I will definitely hang around if someone is stirring it. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/23 "2011-08-08T14:16:19Z")
Kinky sex was never my forte. I prefer to give a fuck. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/24 "2011-08-08T16:58:12Z")
> [@poker\_in\_the\_rear](#): > > I usually leave a shit. > A lot. Not quite “best username/post combo” territory, but it made me go :dubious: and then :D. @ **Chefguy** : I don’t give a flying fuck. Top that! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/25 "2011-08-08T17:07:42Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Not quite “best username/post combo” territory, but it made me go :dubious: and then :D. > > @ **Chefguy** : I don’t give a flying fuck. Top that! Well, I used to give a flying fuck, but age and lack of flexibility has put the kibosh on that. So I don’t give a flying fuck anymore. I always wanted to have sex with royalty, but Kate’s taken and Liz is too old, so I don’t give a royal fuck either. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/26 "2011-08-08T17:07:49Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > I give a shit about a lot of things (one of the things I give a shit about is people who write it “alot” instead of “a lot”). 🙂 I give a shit about Sir Lance. Alot. ---
**Author:** ![Lukeinva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lukeinva/32/17872_2.png) [@Lukeinva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lukeinva)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/27 "2011-08-08T17:11:53Z")
Jack does. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/28 "2011-08-08T17:13:07Z")
> [@purplehorseshoe](#): > > Not quite “best username/post combo” territory, but it made me go :dubious: and then :D. > > @ **Chefguy** : I don’t give a flying fuck. Top that! I’ve been told to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/29 "2011-08-08T18:04:31Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > I take other people’s shit. All day long! _checks username_ I guess you would, at that. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/30 "2011-08-08T18:16:18Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I give a shit about Sir Lance. > > Alot. GAH! Oh, that’s okay, actually. Never mind. Shit rescinded. ---
**Author:** ![Defensive\_Indifference](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/defensive_indifference/32/6502_2.png) [@Defensive\_Indifference](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Defensive_Indifference)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/31 "2011-08-08T18:19:25Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I’ve been told to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Why don’t you take a flying fuck at the mooooon? Anyway, I’m stationed downhill, so, well, you know. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/32 "2011-08-08T18:51:22Z")
I’ve heard that life is a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/33 "2011-08-08T19:25:44Z")
In my line of work, the shit’s always given downward. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/34 "2011-08-08T19:32:51Z")
I try to give a shit, but nobody’s willing to take shit. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/35 "2011-08-08T20:51:32Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > I’ve been told to take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. Yeah, those Cirque du Soleil bosses can be demanding. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/36 "2011-08-08T21:14:03Z")
What’s really bad is people who \*regift \*shit. I mean, it’s just so awkward when the original giver finds out about it, you know? ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/37 "2011-08-08T21:54:20Z")
> [@picunurse](#): > > I’ve heard that life is a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat. And the more shit you eat, the more bread you’ll have left over. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/38 "2011-08-08T22:21:45Z")
I can’t believe Bear Nenno hasn’t posted. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/39 "2011-08-08T23:39:50Z")
Also, honey badgers apparently [don’t give a shit](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg) either. ---
**Author:** ![Mewl\_Dear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mewl\_Dear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mewl_Dear)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2011, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-gives-a-shit/591879/40 "2011-08-08T23:57:24Z")
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