# Who got the better deal? Bruce or Demi?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-got-the-better-deal-bruce-or-demi/490478>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 23, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-got-the-better-deal-bruce-or-demi/490478 "2009-03-23T17:51:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-got-the-better-deal-bruce-or-demi/490478/21 "2019-09-29T16:38:33Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> she reveals she and hubby Ashton Kutcher had threesomes because she wanted to be ‘the perfect wife’. I never knew this was a requirement for perfection:confused:, it should be more well known.

I’m letting my wife know this because my ultimate fantasy is to disappoint two women at the same time.

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**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-got-the-better-deal-bruce-or-demi/490478/22 "2019-09-29T17:52:11Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> Bumping it up because Ms. Moore wrote a tell-all, ‘Inside Out’. Wherein she reveals she and hubby Ashton Kutcher had threesomes because she wanted to be ‘the perfect wife’. I never knew this was a requirement for perfection:confused:, it should be more well known.

The next time my wife cries and tells me that she tried to be the perfect little wife and I neglected her, I will point out that she never offered any threesomes.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-got-the-better-deal-bruce-or-demi/490478/23 "2019-09-29T18:51:42Z")

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> [@The\_Batman](#):
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> They won’t last a year. Something tells me that she, for some reason, would only put out with a ring on her finger so he married for a little while.

> [@The\_Batman](#):
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> Maybe he likes a challenge, maybe he thinks it will give him bragging rights with his buds. “I married a broad just to nail her! Beat that, chump!” Or maybe not, but I’ll tell you one thing: He sure as hell didn’t just find his soulmate in a model/actress/whatever 24 years younger than him.

10 years later, google says they are still married. (EDIT: And they have two children together.)

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-got-the-better-deal-bruce-or-demi/490478/24 "2019-09-29T19:47:12Z")

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Bruce Willis was born in Idar-Oberstein, West Germany. Is he eligible to be POTUS?

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**Author:** ![DinoR](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dinor/32/2821_2.png) [@DinoR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DinoR)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2019, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-got-the-better-deal-bruce-or-demi/490478/25 "2019-09-29T20:02:15Z")

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> [@BlankSlate](#):
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> Bruce Willis was born in Idar-Oberstein, West Germany. Is he eligible to be POTUS?

Odd question but likely yes without digging into all the relevant bits. His father was [stationed there](https://www.biography.com/actor/bruce-willis) while serving in the military.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2019, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-got-the-better-deal-bruce-or-demi/490478/26 "2019-09-30T01:37:20Z")

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[Moderating]  
Since the link that most of this thread is talking about is long dead, let’s close this. If there’s current discussion to be had, please start a new thread.

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