# Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 17, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094 "2010-09-17T15:53:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/1 "2010-09-17T15:53:22Z")

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In the interests of modesty we will exclude female dopers.

So, I am asking who you folks think had the best set of ll time.

I realise tastes have changed and Marilyn Monroe may not be that attractive anymore.  
I still think it is difficult to go past Susan Sarandon in Rocky Horror.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/2 "2010-09-17T15:56:53Z")

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Oh, it has to be someone famous? I don’t get to vote for my ex-GF?

In that case it’s a 3-way tie between Kate Hudson, Debra Messing, and Juliet Lewis.

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**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/3 "2010-09-17T15:58:05Z")

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Jessica Biel has a pretty great [set](http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/21/jessica_biel_2.jpg). (bikini pics)

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/4 "2010-09-17T16:02:47Z")

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No need to be famous but we need some measuring points (VEG).

And I will declare up front (so to speak) that I am a fan of small boobs. (Trying to phrase that without using the word sucker).

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/5 "2010-09-17T16:46:24Z")

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Well, I’d measure Hudson’s, Messing’s, and Lewis’s “points” any day. Yes, I’m a fan of the small ones too.

I still remember seeing Charlize Theron for the first time in Reindeer Games. When she took her top off, I thought to myself “Now that’s someone who’s going to win an Oscar someday!”

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/6 "2010-09-17T16:52:01Z")

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Shroeder in Peanuts had a pretty good bust of Beethoven.

What?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/7 "2010-09-17T16:55:56Z")

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Christina Hendricks. End of thread.

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**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/8 "2010-09-17T16:57:43Z")

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Christina Hendricks. I’m not a fan of large chests _qua_ large chests, but she carries hers very well as well as having a lovely face.

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/9 "2010-09-17T16:59:04Z")

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> [@Scuba\_Ben](#):
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> Shroeder in Peanuts had a pretty good bust of Beethoven.
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> What?

I knew that was coming!

_ **- Jack** _

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/10 "2010-09-17T17:08:15Z")

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I’d have to go with either [Popeye Doyle](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_JbcW7ewATGo/S9ttyPfkyNI/AAAAAAAACQU/QIes2hPO9pk/s1600/hackman+popeye.jpg) or [Rita Hayworth](http://iconicphotos.wordpress.com/2009/05/10/rita-hayworth-pin-up/).

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**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/11 "2010-09-17T17:15:56Z")

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You know I am not familiar with most of the names mentioned. I’ll stick with Marilyn. Incidentally, Jayne Mansfield had larger tits, but MM’s were just so shapely. Around here there was a local celeb named Busty Morgan who was said to be 45-25-??, but I never saw here. But it sounds grotesque to me.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/12 "2010-09-17T17:25:02Z")

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> [@Hari\_Seldon](#):
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> You know I am not familiar with most of the names mentioned.

You’re not familiar with Kate Hudson?

http: [//www.parati.com.ve/images/articles/small/kate-hudson1.jpg](https://www.parati.com.ve/images/articles/small/kate-hudson1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/13 "2010-09-17T17:39:57Z")

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A Japanese model named Natsuko Tohno. Do a Google image search (with “safe search” _off_) and you’ll see what I mean.

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**Author:** ![filling\_pages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b9bd4f/32.png) [@filling\_pages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filling_pages)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/14 "2010-09-17T17:49:47Z")

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This far into the thread and no mention of Selma Hayek? Are you people blind?

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/15 "2010-09-17T17:50:30Z")

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Anita Ekberg

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**Author:** ![gytalf2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac91a4/32.png) [@gytalf2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gytalf2000)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/16 "2010-09-17T18:02:05Z")

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Lynda Carter!

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**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/17 "2010-09-17T18:13:12Z")

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Raquel Welch in her prime.

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/18 "2010-09-17T18:14:05Z")

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> [@gytalf2000](#):
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> Lynda Carter!

(music)

Won-der Boo-zummmz! 😃

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**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/19 "2010-09-17T19:06:41Z")

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Jennifer Love Hewitt deserves an honorable mention

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**Author:** ![kathmandu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kathmandu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kathmandu)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/20 "2010-09-17T20:11:29Z")

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I’m a chick, and I would KILL to have Scarlett Johansson’s body.

[Boobage.](http://www.scarlettjohansson.org/gallery/displayimage.php?album=toprated&cat=-51&pos=0)

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