# Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 17, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094 "2010-09-17T15:53:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![palindromemordnilap](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/db5fbb/32.png) [@palindromemordnilap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/palindromemordnilap)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/21 "2010-09-17T20:19:59Z")
All of the above. The best boobs in the world are the ones in my line of sight. ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/22 "2010-09-17T22:23:31Z")
Once upon a time, someone on the SDMB linked to a full zipped archive of all Playboy models from the 1950s through the 1990s. Of all of those, Victoria Valentino in 1963 was the definite winner for the complete package. I don’t feel like I could vote on Hollywood actresses’ since I haven’t seen most of them topless. Jennifer Love Hewitt certainly is the winner for _cleavage_ though. [NSFW](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=7697028#post7697028) artistic photo of Victoria: [spoiler][http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4181904/196309\_Victoria\_Valentino\_21.jpg[/spoiler]](http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4181904/196309_Victoria_Valentino_21.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D) ---
**Author:** ![Enuma\_Elish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5e9695/32.png) [@Enuma\_Elish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enuma_Elish)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/23 "2010-09-17T23:07:25Z")
First a disclaimer: I was much much younger then and this was before anyone knew she was underaged. The winner is: Traci Lords. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/24 "2010-09-17T23:13:19Z")
Just want to share a picture I find quite funny. Liz Taylor’s expression while looking at Rita Hayworth at a dinner. [Seems Liz is wondering if she may need an escape route.](http://smilepanic.com/wp-content/uploads/thousand_words6.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/25 "2010-09-17T23:20:12Z")
Um, enipla, isn’t that Sophia Loren looking at Jayne Mansfield? ---
**Author:** ![jharvey963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/54ee81/32.png) [@jharvey963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jharvey963)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2010, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/26 "2010-09-17T23:32:28Z")
I’d nominate [Sofia Vergara](http://www.flickr.com/photos/27764636@N04/2748712534/). J. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/27 "2010-09-18T00:00:25Z")
> [@rhubarbarin](#): > > Um, enipla, isn’t that Sophia Loren looking at Jayne Mansfield? Yep. I missed on both counts. I can never put names with faces. Or other parts. 🙂 Just seems a funny pic. ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/28 "2010-09-18T00:19:36Z")
I’m another fan of petite boobies. Goldie Hawn, back in the day – yummy! ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/29 "2010-09-18T00:30:22Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > Victoria Valentino She is a real cutie, Rat, and I’m not usually a fan of nude photos but I like that picture. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/30 "2010-09-18T00:53:07Z")
Anything more than a mouthful is a waste. Then again, that does mean there is more to snack on later. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/31 "2010-09-18T02:35:17Z")
Rosanna Arquette, Rosario Dawson, Salma Hayek, Marlee Matlin, and Winona Ryder all deserve mention. ---
**Author:** ![Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maggie_the_Ocelot)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/32 "2010-09-18T02:49:05Z")
My ex-boyfriend always said that Jamie Lee Curtis had the best breasts ever. (In her youth, obviously.) ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/33 "2010-09-18T02:52:29Z")
Salma Hayek in Desperado. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/34 "2010-09-18T02:52:35Z")
[Salma Hayek](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&expIds=17259,17291,22881,26285,26512&sugexp=ldymls&tok=0E26kkEAUX_FWgz9udFEyA&xhr=t&q=salma+hayek&cp=5&safe=off&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=univ&ei=SymUTIOQIYSglAfg5ICpCg&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&sqi=2&ved=0CDUQsAQwAA&biw=1600&bih=692). How the hell is this even a question? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/35 "2010-09-18T04:23:37Z")
> [@Maggie\_the\_Ocelot](#): > > My ex-boyfriend always said that Jamie Lee Curtis had the best breasts ever. (In her youth, obviously.) Have to agree. Larger breasts are not even my preference, but this is undeniably true. As witnessed in _Trading Places_. ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/36 "2010-09-18T05:12:39Z")
Gemma Atkinson (in the “my-hands-aren’t-big-enough” category) Jennifer Connely Halle Berry Special mention: Sophia Loren ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/37 "2010-09-18T06:17:50Z")
Jennifer Tilly deserves a mention I think. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/38 "2010-09-18T06:40:05Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > > [@Hari\_Seldon](#): > > > > You know I am not familiar with most of the names mentioned. > > You’re not familiar with Kate Hudson? > > http: [//www.parati.com.ve/images/articles/small/kate-hudson1.jpg](https://www.parati.com.ve/images/articles/small/kate-hudson1.jpg) Really? They’re hardly even there. [Penelope Cruz](http://www.santabanta.com/wallpapers/gallery1.asp?catid=691), however… ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/39 "2010-09-18T07:19:28Z")
> [@Koxinga](#): > > A Japanese model named Natsuko Tohno. Do a Google image search (with “safe search” _off_) and you’ll see what I mean. You are SO RIGHT! ---
**Author:** ![Dervorin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Dervorin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dervorin)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2010, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/40 "2010-09-18T09:05:32Z")
How you people can choose just one, or even a few, from all the myriad of wonderful boobage out there is something I will never understand. I like so many that it would be impossible to narrow it down, or even order them by preference. They’re all just classified together in the “truly spectacular” category, a Bose-Einstein condensate of single-state perfection, if you will. It amused me very much, though, that Google image search has a setting for image sizes, which is hilarious in this context. Available options: Any size Large Medium Larger than… Exactly… 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094.md?page=3)