# Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 17, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094 "2010-09-17T15:53:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/61 "2010-09-19T16:20:34Z")

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> [@](#):
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> [http://www.carmen-electra-pictures.blogspot.com/](http://www.carmen-electra-pictures.blogspot.com/) Carmen Electra has it right.

Bah, the only thing those have going for them is that they’re large. They’re shaped all wrong, though. Give me breast-shaped breasts, of any size, over those any day.

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**Author:** ![coffeecat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coffeecat/32/3405_2.png) [@coffeecat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coffeecat)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/62 "2010-09-19T16:32:33Z")

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There are really too many to choose from, but I’ll toss Nancy Cameron into the ring. NSFW link: [Nancy Cameron](http://www.playboywiki.com/file/view/Nancy_Cameron.JPG/81188917/Nancy_Cameron.JPG)

“This must be decided at the Breastriary, in Nippopolis.”  
–_South Park_

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/63 "2010-09-19T16:59:24Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> > [@](#):
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> > [http://www.carmen-electra-pictures.blogspot.com/](http://www.carmen-electra-pictures.blogspot.com/) Carmen Electra has it right.
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> Bah, the only thing those have going for them is that they’re large. They’re shaped all wrong, though. Give me breast-shaped breasts, of any size, over those any day.

I’m guessing they’re also Photoshopped. A little shading to enhance the inner side of the cleavage; even fake boobs don’t sit quite that perfectly over top of a bustier, and it’s amazing how much a little false lighting changes the perceived shape.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/64 "2010-09-19T20:22:56Z")

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> [@Bricker](#):
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> Jennifer Love Hewitt deserves an honorable mention

Yes. Yes she does. 😉

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**Author:** ![Perciful](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b38774/32.png) [@Perciful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Perciful)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/65 "2010-09-20T02:20:00Z")

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Katy Mixon who plays April on HBO’s “Eastbound And Down”. She showed it off in episode 5? or 6?

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/66 "2010-09-20T03:29:07Z")

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> [@salinqmind](#):
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> I vote for Monica Belucci, too.

I’ll see your Monica Bellucci and raise you a Sophie Marceau. [NSFW](http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/monica-bellucci-sophie-marceau-nude-for-paris-match.jpg)

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/67 "2010-09-20T03:40:33Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Just want to share a picture I find quite funny. Liz Taylor’s expression while looking at Rita Hayworth at a dinner.
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> [Seems Liz is wondering if she may need an escape route.](http://smilepanic.com/wp-content/uploads/thousand_words6.jpg)

The funny thing is, Sophie’s are so much better. Jayne had a bigger chest, per se, but the hoots didn’t seem to be quite as large. I recall pics of Jayne, sans clothing, and they weren’t so great. (Well, you KNOW what I mean!)

Best wishes,  
hh

Seeing that the above post mentioned Sophie Marceau, I have to point out that Sophie is my diminutive for Sophia Loren. (She thinks it’s cute when I call her that!)

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/68 "2010-09-20T03:41:04Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> > [@salinqmind](#):
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> > I vote for Monica Belucci, too.
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> I’ll see your Monica Bellucci and raise you a Sophie Marceau. [NSFW](http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/monica-bellucci-sophie-marceau-nude-for-paris-match.jpg)

Not really a good view for boobage.

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**Author:** ![MTCicero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@MTCicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MTCicero)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/69 "2010-09-20T04:10:18Z")

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> [@gytalf2000](#):
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> Lynda Carter!

+1.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/70 "2010-09-20T05:33:37Z")

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> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#):
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> Gemma Atkinson (in the “my-hands-aren’t-big-enough” category)

This is exactly who I thought of when I saw the thread title (though I couldn’t put the face, errrr, chest to a name).

More specifically, I thought of this picture, which is now my new desktop background.

[spoiler]no nudity but doubtlessly nsfw  
[http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg[/spoiler]](http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D)

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/71 "2010-09-20T05:43:13Z")

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> [@neuroman](#):
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> > [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#):
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> > Gemma Atkinson (in the “my-hands-aren’t-big-enough” category)
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> This is exactly who I thought of when I saw the thread title (though I couldn’t put the face, errrr, chest to a name).
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> More specifically, I thought of this picture, which is now my new desktop background.
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> [spoiler]no nudity but doubtlessly nsfw  
> [http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg[/spoiler]](http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D)

I gotta admit, those are right up there. Ooh, to be her baby…

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/72 "2010-09-20T06:08:41Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> > [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> > I’ll see your Monica Bellucci and raise you a Sophie Marceau. [NSFW](http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/monica-bellucci-sophie-marceau-nude-for-paris-match.jpg)
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> Not really a good view for boobage.

You’re complaining that your view of a naked woman is being obstructed by a second naked woman?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/73 "2010-09-20T06:18:36Z")

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> [@neuroman](#):
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> More specifically, I thought of this picture, which is now my new desktop background.
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> [spoiler]no nudity but doubtlessly nsfw  
> [http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg[/spoiler]](http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D)

Ooh, you don’t get many of them to a pound.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/74 "2010-09-20T13:44:41Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> > [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> > Not really a good view for boobage.
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> You’re complaining that your view of a naked woman is being obstructed by a second naked woman?

Absolutely – they’re each hiding the best bits of each other, and they’re not even kissing or stroking each other.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/75 "2010-09-20T14:04:36Z")

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I don’t know who has the best bustilne, but I do know Teri Hatcher has the best bust line

They’re real and they’re _spectacular._

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**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/76 "2010-09-20T15:25:57Z")

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So many great choices. As always, I’d pick Salma Hayek, but one really must appreciate June Wilkinson from back in the day.

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/77 "2010-09-20T15:35:19Z")

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> [@StusBlues](#):
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> So many great choices. As always, I’d pick Salma Hayek, but one really must appreciate June Wilkinson from back in the day.

And for “back in the day” nobody comes even close to Rosina Revelle. And I have to put my vote on Salma for ones working these days.

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**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/78 "2010-09-20T16:25:30Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> > [@StusBlues](#):
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> > So many great choices. As always, I’d pick Salma Hayek, but one really must appreciate June Wilkinson from back in the day.
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> And for “back in the day” nobody comes even close to Rosina Revelle. And I have to put my vote on Salma for ones working these days.

Neither June nor Rosita can hold a candle to Virginia Bell. I’d post a link but I’m at work. 😉

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**Author:** ![mo50](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@mo50](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mo50)\
**Post date:** [September 20, 2010, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/79 "2010-09-20T16:28:19Z")

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I’d have to go with Jayne Mansfield, but several of the Russ Meyers actresses were very impressive too, assuming you prefer larger. Sorry, don’t remember the names, was probably too busy being mesmerized! :eek:

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**Author:** ![czarcaztic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ec9cab/32.png) [@czarcaztic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/czarcaztic)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/80 "2010-09-21T16:55:49Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Christina Hendricks. End of thread.

WOW! This^^^^

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