# Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 17, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094 "2010-09-17T15:53:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Toxylon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f05b48/32.png) [@Toxylon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toxylon)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/81 "2010-09-21T17:21:23Z")
Wha…? No mention of Halle Berry? It’s been years since I saw her topless in _Swordfish_ (I think), but I was literally stunned by the utterly gorgeous breasts suddenly on display. Haven’t seen better since. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/82 "2010-09-21T17:54:05Z")
> [@czarcaztic](#): > > > [@Munch](#): > > > > Christina Hendricks. End of thread. > > WOW! This^^^^ I know some will disagree, but she seems to have an… overabundance of bust. I’m one who believes is is possible for breasts to be too large. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/83 "2010-09-21T17:57:22Z")
Hey, so do I, but hers don’t cross that line (they do come close). Plus they’re real, so they’re not grotesque alien shapes. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/84 "2010-09-21T19:36:15Z")
Women have breasts of all shapes and sizes, it’s hard to say what’s perfect and what’s not. So I’ll nominate Playboy Playmate Ellen Michaels, who has peculiarly triangular and pointy breasts. Never seen anything quite like em in modern times. Early implants or what? I dunno. SOOO NSFW [Ellen Micheals naked.](http://ww.vintage-erotica-forum.com/t13681-ellen-michaels.html) Check out the pics where she is sitting in profile with her hands on either side of her bust, and where she is apparently petting a houseplant. ---
**Author:** ![Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a88e57/32.png) [@Fried\_Dough\_Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fried_Dough_Ho)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/85 "2010-09-21T19:39:59Z")
Me. 36G. No surgeries… :p:p:p ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/86 "2010-09-21T19:41:01Z")
Without a pic it doesn’t count. ---
**Author:** ![Rocketeer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocketeer/32/4437_2.png) [@Rocketeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rocketeer)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/87 "2010-09-21T23:49:57Z")
> [@Rocketeer](#): > > > [@Zeldar](#): > > > > And for “back in the day” nobody comes even close to Rosina Revelle. And I have to put my vote on Salma for ones working these days. > > Neither June nor Rosita can hold a candle to Virginia Bell. I’d post a link but I’m at work. 😉 …and now I’m not at work: (NSFW!!!) [http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/932/430932-virginia-bell-picture.htm](http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/932/430932-virginia-bell-picture.htm) [http://www.bigbreastarchive.com/alphabetical/virginiabell/virginiabell8.html](http://www.bigbreastarchive.com/alphabetical/virginiabell/virginiabell8.html) [http://www.bigbreastarchive.com/alphabetical/virginiabell/virginiabell34.html](http://www.bigbreastarchive.com/alphabetical/virginiabell/virginiabell34.html) …And that brings to mind the great Tempest Storm: [http://www.operagloves.com/BestOf/tempeststorm001.jpg](http://www.operagloves.com/BestOf/tempeststorm001.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Daylate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@Daylate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daylate)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/88 "2010-09-22T01:09:58Z")
If athletes are OK, try this one. 17 YO at the time the photo was taken, 18 YO now. This should be safe for work, unless your boss is a real Puritan. [http://sportsbybrooks.com/17-year-old-simona-halep-is-shot-jaw-dropper-23512](http://sportsbybrooks.com/17-year-old-simona-halep-is-shot-jaw-dropper-23512) ---
**Author:** ![phungi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phungi/32/395_2.png) [@phungi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phungi)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/89 "2010-09-22T01:19:12Z")
Jamie Lee Curtis, in the days of _Trading Places_ Link **NSFW** [boobage](http://64.15.74.3/~majorpic/Animated%20Gifs/Jamie-Lee-Curtis%20topless%20scene%20from%20Trading%20Places%202.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Crafter\_Man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crafter_man/32/458_2.png) [@Crafter\_Man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crafter_Man)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/90 "2010-09-22T03:47:14Z")
> [@Daylate](#): > > If athletes are OK, try this one. 17 YO at the time the photo was taken, 18 YO now. > > This should be safe for work, unless your boss is a real Puritan. > > [http://sportsbybrooks.com/17-year-old-simona-halep-is-shot-jaw-dropper-23512](http://sportsbybrooks.com/17-year-old-simona-halep-is-shot-jaw-dropper-23512) Say good-bye to those. [She had breast reduction surgery](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1281502/Teen-tennis-star-Simona-Halep-breast-reduction-surgery-boost-game.html). ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aji_de_gallina/32/260_2.png) [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aji_de_Gallina)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/91 "2010-09-22T04:43:45Z")
> [@neuroman](#): > > This is exactly who I thought of when I saw the thread title (though I couldn’t put the face, errrr, chest to a name). > > More specifically, I thought of this picture, which is now my new desktop background. > > [spoiler]no nudity but doubtlessly nsfw > [http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg[/spoiler]](http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D) That picture is…c’mon, it’s against the Geneva convention or something. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/92 "2010-09-22T06:34:18Z")
Pornstar Gianna. The perfect mix, some real sag, jiggle, and fullness ala Christy Canyon yet with that Jamie Lee Curtis trading places mass and upturned nipple shelf -perkieness. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/93 "2010-09-22T06:36:49Z")
I also love B puffies. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/94 "2010-09-22T06:39:33Z")
Generally I like B upturned firm breasts, but I like them all. I juste hate fake ones. Fake breasts are active turnoffs for me. Dick deflater. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/95 "2010-09-22T07:12:54Z")
I’ve tried to consider why fake breasts are so repellant to me…and I think it comes down to unnatural proportions. That Golden Ratio, I jus t have always been able to tell that they are fake, there is no sliding one past me, they just have an artificial or plastic, if you will, look asnd unnaturalness. they are quite superlatively, scarred, unnatural, and attenuated unnatractive. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/96 "2010-09-22T09:47:20Z")
[Christina Ricci](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Ricci) had my ideal breasts, C bordering on D perfection, before her unnecessary reduction. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/97 "2010-09-22T13:31:37Z")
Does it have to be a celebrity? Because in college I dated the greatest bust I’ve ever seen. The gold standard of boobage by which I judge all others and find them wanting. Research continues though. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/98 "2010-09-22T14:01:57Z")
> [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#): > > > [@neuroman](#): > > > > This is exactly who I thought of when I saw the thread title (though I couldn’t put the face, errrr, chest to a name). > > > > More specifically, I thought of this picture, which is now my new desktop background. > > > > [spoiler]no nudity but doubtlessly nsfw > > [http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg[/spoiler]](http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D) > > That picture is…c’mon, it’s against the Geneva convention or something. They could kill millions if used for Evil. And they could be used to torture prisoners. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/99 "2010-09-22T14:03:47Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > [Christina Ricci](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christina_Ricci) had my ideal breasts, C bordering on D perfection, before her unnecessary reduction. Speaking of which: Jennifer Connelly! ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/100 "2010-09-22T14:32:52Z")
I’m partial to [Scarlett](http://www.newhairstyles2010.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/21969_scarlett_johansson.jpg). I assume she’s already been mentioned. Joe [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094.md?page=6)