# Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 17, 2010, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094 "2010-09-17T15:53:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/101 "2010-09-22T15:21:30Z")

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> [@wheresgeorge04](#):
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> I’m partial to [Scarlett](http://www.newhairstyles2010.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/21969_scarlett_johansson.jpg).
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> I assume she’s already been mentioned.
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> Joe

Oh, yeah, but an additional pic is always appreciated.

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**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2010, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/102 "2010-09-25T06:22:27Z")

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The obvious pick is Christina Hendricks whether they’re [covered up](http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2009/02/16/christina_narrowweb__300x450,0.jpg) or [not so covered.](http://www.thefashioncult.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/christina-hendricks-golden-globes-best-dressed-2010.jpg)  
One you don’t often hear about is Regina Spektor. [Take a look at this video especially at 3:08.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IPrMR2c2h8&feature=related) I’d probably pay a grand just to see Regina in a string bikini.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2010, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/103 "2010-09-25T06:36:40Z")

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What I always find with boobs is that I wind up finding one woman more attractive than another, and can’t place why. For some reason, when I look at boobs directly, they don’t seem nearly as appealing as seeing them as a part of the overall package.

My point is that even I noticed Ms. Spektor’s boobs, even though I didn’t notice Ms. Johansson’s.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/104 "2010-09-25T06:44:21Z")

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Quoth **Evil Captor** :

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> Women have breasts of all shapes and sizes, it’s hard to say what’s perfect and what’s not. So I’ll nominate Playboy Playmate Ellen Michaels, who has peculiarly triangular and pointy breasts. Never seen anything quite like em in modern times. Early implants or what? I dunno.

I think it’s mostly the strong tan lines that are making them look peculiar. Once you account for that, they’re fairly normal (but quite nice).

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/105 "2010-09-26T20:03:58Z")

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Look, as long as we are getting into the realm of the “unbelievable” we may as well touch on :eek: religious _beliefs_.

I present an example of bustiness which is nothing less than _**[divine](http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-suggests-god-also-had-incredibly-bust,18133/)**_.

_ **HOLYYYY- !** _

Heres an excerpt:

{Originally posted on [Onion.com](http://Onion.com):}

“In all fairness to her disciples, it must have been …  
…oh my Lord.”

😛

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/106 "2010-09-27T03:04:11Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Quoth **Evil Captor** :
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> > [@](#):
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> > Women have breasts of all shapes and sizes, it’s hard to say what’s perfect and what’s not. So I’ll nominate Playboy Playmate Ellen Michaels, who has peculiarly triangular and pointy breasts. Never seen anything quite like em in modern times. Early implants or what? I dunno.
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> I think it’s mostly the strong tan lines that are making them look peculiar. Once you account for that, they’re fairly normal (but quite nice).

My understanding was that in a lot of the earlier pre-photoshop pre-implant days there also a lot of breast “taping” going on. I’m not sure what that involves but I’m assuming it allowed holding breasts at gravity defying postions for photos.

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**Author:** ![Daylate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9dc877/32.png) [@Daylate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daylate)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/107 "2010-09-27T23:22:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The obvious pick is Christina Hendricks whether they’re covered up or not so covered.

Golden Globes award is definitely correct.

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**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/108 "2010-09-28T02:44:53Z")

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> [@neuroman](#):
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> > [@Aji\_de\_Gallina](#):
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> > Gemma Atkinson (in the “my-hands-aren’t-big-enough” category)
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> This is exactly who I thought of when I saw the thread title (though I couldn’t put the face, errrr, chest to a name).
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> More specifically, I thought of this picture, which is now my new desktop background.
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> [spoiler]no nudity but doubtlessly nsfw  
> [http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg[/spoiler]](http://www.plunderguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/gemma-atkinson-8.jpg%5B/spoiler%5D)

If you’ll excuse me, gentlemen…I’ll be spending the next decade or two in my bunk. Good day to you all.

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**Author:** ![Genzanodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Genzanodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genzanodi)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/109 "2010-11-16T02:29:30Z")

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Thought about this for years, no contest-Anita Ekberg. Pre silicon, pre photo shop pre-cisely! Great face legs and fabulous skin! Having met her I can vouch for her “authenticity”! Check out this fabulous Ekberg website [http://anitaekberg.free.fr](http://anitaekberg.free.fr) And to balance between the abundance of the curvy Ekberg there is the lovely small breasts of Elsa Martinelli.  
With the tsunami of silicon -enhanced breasts large breasted women are getting a bad rap. Huge breasts on the skinniest body are ludicrous, proportion is the key and lovely skin enhances the overall effect.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/110 "2010-11-16T03:34:28Z")

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For some reason, your post made me think of [Barbara Eden](http://www.barbaraeden.de.tl/Gallery/pic-1459.htm).

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [November 16, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/111 "2010-11-16T23:24:00Z")

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Submitted for your approval:

[Wendy Combatente (aka Wendy 4)](http://wendy4.com/photos.php)

Your welcome. 🆒

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/112 "2010-11-17T02:56:14Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Just want to share a picture I find quite funny. Liz Taylor’s expression while looking at Rita Hayworth at a dinner.
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> [Seems Liz is wondering if she may need an escape route.](http://smilepanic.com/wp-content/uploads/thousand_words6.jpg)

That was Sophia Loren looking down on Jane Mansfield.

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**Author:** ![Quasimodem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Quasimodem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quasimodem)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/113 "2010-11-17T05:22:14Z")

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Jane Russell.

[![](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/janerbra.jpg) ](https://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff71/Drummerboy49/janerbra.jpg)

Plus, pretty much any ad picture of a woman in the Sears & Roebuck catalog.

(My Mom always wondered - or did she - why she had to actually _peel_ the pages apart, rather than turning them;))

Q

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**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2010, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-had-the-best-bust-you-have-seen/554094/114 "2010-11-17T18:23:32Z")

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I’m not providing any photographic evidence, but the best bust I have ever seen is my wife’s. A nice C cup, still firm and not droopy at 43, and the thing that makes them the best? I can play with them whenever I want.

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