# Who has gone without sex the longest and the shortest amount of time (at the time of your reply) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 10, 2009, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304 "2009-10-10T11:56:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/21 "2009-10-10T19:41:14Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > There will be two categories for “longest time without sex”. A. Those who have never had sex (the winner being whoever is oldest)… and is willing to admit it. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/22 "2009-10-10T19:45:20Z")
Do INFLATABLE AMERICANS count as masturbation? If so, does it have to be an inflatable human? For me… well, I’ll just say Bush was still president. But ego requires I mention he was in his second term. ---
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/23 "2009-10-10T19:45:51Z")
Virgin, 42.10. And Age of Consent here is 16… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/24 "2009-10-10T20:01:28Z")
HA!!! I am relieved to find I don’t win category B. The fact that I would place is really nothing to brag about. ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/25 "2009-10-10T20:06:20Z")
About two and a half hours. ---
**Author:** ![shellofmyformerself](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@shellofmyformerself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shellofmyformerself)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/26 "2009-10-10T20:06:48Z")
I haven’t done the deed since I got pregnant with MiniShell. She turns 8 in December. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/27 "2009-10-10T22:42:45Z")
Well, so far I have you all beat.:(:(:(☹ ---
**Author:** ![Harry1945](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Harry1945](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harry1945)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/28 "2009-10-11T05:05:15Z")
It’s been a long strange time without…mid-90’s, somewhere. I’ve actually lost track. ---
**Author:** ![horsetech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/dec6dc/32.png) [@horsetech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/horsetech)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/29 "2009-10-11T05:13:51Z")
> [@Icerigger](#): > > Well, so far I have you all beat.:(:(:(☹ But masturbation doesn’t count… oh. ---
**Author:** ![Victory\_Candescence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Victory\_Candescence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victory_Candescence)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/30 "2009-10-11T05:45:03Z")
> [@Quartz](#): > > Virgin, 42.10. And Age of Consent here is 16… From **Quartz** ’s profile: > [@](#): > > Occupation: IT professional Why is it that women hate us so? I’m a 26 year old virgin male, not by choice. Also, not an IT professional, but close enough. I think within 100 years humanity is going to go extinct once there’s no one left to fix the computers that are needed to run anything and everything. Women, why must you destroy humanity? Why do you all hate the human race? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/31 "2009-10-11T05:50:12Z")
About 30 hours ago. Maybe 31. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/32 "2009-10-11T06:04:33Z")
> [@Idle\_Thoughts](#): > > 2 years. So the last time you had sex was October 10, 2007? Cuz the last time I had sex was Dec 12, 2007. And the time BEFORE that was January 6, 2007, and the time before that was August 31, 2006. So that makes three times total in just over three years, the last time being 1 year and 10 months ago. ---
**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/33 "2009-10-11T06:07:58Z")
You people are depressing the hell out of me. And of course, driving me crazy with curiosity. Do your parts still work? Maybe that should be a category separation… what’s the longest for people whose bodies still function and feel sexually? Cuz I can’t believe that all you folks who’ve gone such incredibly long times have done so while still being able, willing, and eager. My sympathies. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![StaudtCJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/90ced4/32.png) [@StaudtCJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StaudtCJ)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/34 "2009-10-11T06:22:30Z")
_sigh_ Without for 35 weeks and 1 day. (and 3 hours, but who’s counting?) 35, female, married, 37 weeks preggers. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/35 "2009-10-11T06:36:45Z")
> [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](#): > > I am celibate. I have gone without sex for over ten years. Please send me my prize. You do know it won’t be the booby prize, right? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/36 "2009-10-11T06:51:24Z")
Oh, what the hell. 44 years, 2 months. ---
**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/37 "2009-10-11T07:37:19Z")
What counts as sex anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_Jewett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bcef8e/32.png) [@Helen\_Jewett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_Jewett)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/38 "2009-10-11T10:01:42Z")
I’ll be 25 on Wednesday and I’m a virgin. Also, I’m starting to think I may be invisible. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/39 "2009-10-11T13:48:50Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Oh, what the hell. > > 44 years, 2 months. Holy crap..I was just about to tell **Quartz** he won the virgin one…but do you have him beat? If not, you definitely have the longest “non-virgin” win… ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2009, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-gone-without-sex-the-longest-and-the-shortest-amount-of-time-at-the-time-of-your-reply/513304/40 "2009-10-11T14:17:01Z")
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