# Who has innocently eaten something gross?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 26, 2000, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-innocently-eaten-something-gross/16464 "2000-04-26T16:37:00Z")\
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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-innocently-eaten-something-gross/16464/41 "2000-04-30T06:11:13Z")

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Once wasnt enough?? Had to go back for seconds?!?!?  
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HEY!! Give me a break, I was only 3 at the time and my brother was 4. What did we know???

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-innocently-eaten-something-gross/16464/42 "2000-04-30T06:39:29Z")

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Hmmm… I think most probably remember the game I described a few months ago. The one with the spices and such? Remember that. Yeah. I knew you would.

My cousin Jimmy isn’t too bright. One day we mixed rabbit poop into his raisins. A little while later we fed him oreos with play do as the creme. Then, wafers with a tabasco filling. It was a good day.

This girl I know, Tara, a fucking moron, will eat anything for money. She ran her food card down quick, so whatever it takes for a buck. The first time, I had come into the caf and found a pickle just sitting at a table. I proceeded to just soak it with salt, and when she came in, I paid her a buck to lick this pickle. After that, I salted it even more, and paid her five bucks to eat it. The next time, I had the remainder of a soft taco. It had meat, cheese, and fire sauce on it, and I put a huge dallop of strawberry yogurt on it, also. Next, she had a bottle cap full of ketchup covered with pretzel salt and cheese. The next time, I paid her to drink a cup of fire sauce, orange pop, lots of salt, some chicken skin, some foil, more salt, snot, ummm… I think that’s it. She’s a total retard. To quote this moron, “Sooo sallltyyyy…”

The bandaid thing is fucking gross.

–Tim

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-innocently-eaten-something-gross/16464/43 "2000-04-30T13:29:30Z")

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Homer “The bandaid thing is fucking gross.”

Yes it was.

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