# Who has never stolen anything?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-never-stolen-anything/451778>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 4, 2008, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-never-stolen-anything/451778 "2008-06-04T17:23:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-never-stolen-anything/451778/41 "2008-06-07T00:15:09Z")

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Once. Long ago. College Book store. I knew everyone who worked there. I needed condoms. Bad. I took them. Had sex for first time ever. I have given thousands of dollars to my alumni association in retribution since then.

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