# Who Has The Best Butt You Have Seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 22, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664 "2010-09-22T16:47:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/1 "2010-09-22T16:47:32Z")
As a companion thread to [Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=578602). Who Has The Best Butt You Have Ever Seen? I’ll start out with a professional - [Sasha](http://www.imperfectenjoyment.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sasha-grey-2.jpg) [Grey](http://www.edge.ca/Pics/sasha%20grey.jpg) (not nude but these are pictures of a woman’s ass) ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/2 "2010-09-22T17:01:45Z")
Will Smith. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/3 "2010-09-22T17:03:58Z")
Descamisado. No, srsly, this dude Marvin who works with my husband. Daaaaayyyyyyummmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/4 "2010-09-22T17:14:34Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’ll start out with a professional - [Sasha](http://www.imperfectenjoyment.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sasha-grey-2.jpg) [Grey](http://www.edge.ca/Pics/sasha%20grey.jpg) (not nude but these are pictures of a woman’s ass) Oh my. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/5 "2010-09-22T17:16:22Z")
And remember, in this thread you cannot lie and you can’t deny. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/6 "2010-09-22T17:26:13Z")
My ex-girlfriend Patti. Honorable mention to Kim Wardlaw, a cheerleader at my highschool who went on to be named the “#2 Superhotty of the Federal Judiciary” in 2004. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/7 "2010-09-22T17:26:57Z")
Miranda from Mass Effect 2. ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@Alan\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Bird)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/8 "2010-09-22T17:32:48Z")
Kim Kardashian. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/9 "2010-09-22T17:33:54Z")
I’m going to stick with Kate Hudson. Might as well love the whole package. But this is a tough question! So many nice butts to consider, so little bunk time available. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/10 "2010-09-22T17:37:31Z")
Nina Hartley ---
**Author:** ![The\_Controvert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@The\_Controvert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Controvert)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/11 "2010-09-22T17:39:18Z")
I’ll have to answer Ines Sainz. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/12 "2010-09-22T17:49:23Z")
Doris Day. Honestly. The woman played all of those girl-next-door roles, but was a slut at heart and had a great tush. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/13 "2010-09-22T17:55:30Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I’ll start out with a professional - [Sasha](http://www.imperfectenjoyment.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/sasha-grey-2.jpg) [Grey](http://www.edge.ca/Pics/sasha%20grey.jpg) (not nude but these are pictures of a woman’s ass) Yeah, she is my ideal physical specimen of a woman. Just my type. I’m going to go with that college pole vaulter who’s picture swept the intarwebs a few years ago, Allison Stokke. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/14 "2010-09-22T17:59:03Z")
An unknown woman at the gym. You could crack walnuts on it. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/15 "2010-09-22T18:05:47Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > An unknown woman at the gym. You could crack walnuts on it. Agreed. She’s freakin’ awesome. ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/16 "2010-09-22T18:08:37Z")
An ex toy boy of mine. Lordy, he had a delicious bum… ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/17 "2010-09-22T18:11:45Z")
> [@Alan\_Bird](#): > > Kim Kardashian. When she was in prime form, I agree. She’s gotten a bit softer recently. I must find out more about Sasha Grey, though. ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/18 "2010-09-22T18:19:58Z")
Forgot to add: Nicki Minaj ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/19 "2010-09-22T18:25:17Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > Descamisado. _::kicks dirt, bashfully::_ Gee, shucks, thanks. _::walks away, proudly::_ ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/20 "2010-09-22T18:30:08Z")
A girl I dated about 15 years ago. It was, without question, the best ass I’ve ever seen on anyone- amateur, professional, porn, you name it. It was perfectly sized and shaped and without the slightest flaw or imperfection, and as smooth as china. Now excuse me while I daydream about it for a while. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664.md?page=2)