# Who Has The Best Butt You Have Seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 22, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664 "2010-09-22T16:47:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/21 "2010-09-22T18:36:38Z")
Rafael Nadal. He seems enamored of it, too. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/22 "2010-09-22T18:45:08Z")
> [@PunditLisa](#): > > Rafael Nadal. > > He seems enamored of it, too. _::snerk::_ ---
**Author:** ![VarlosZ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d78d45/32.png) [@VarlosZ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VarlosZ)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/23 "2010-09-22T18:45:44Z")
So, what, most of you guys don’t know how these threads work? You need to post pics, people! Especially the ones who are making claims about ex-girlfriends and the like. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/24 "2010-09-22T18:53:43Z")
Here ya go: [http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/content/posts/545/a-little-birdie-told-me-will-smith-plays-golf-zing-main.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/search/%3Fq%3Dcabo&usg=\_\_eqPJ\_YXxqng5W4v1S1gw2N7vAjs=&h=430&w=675&sz=74&hl=en&start=174&zoom=1&tbnid=-bEgMf9itl6RvM:&tbnh=143&tbnw=193&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwill%2Bsmith%2Bass%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D596%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=203&ei=IlGaTNbbB8KAlAf\_2ZQf&oei=AFGaTKWvAYa8lQep6bjYDw&esq=8&page=12&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:174&tx=159&ty=127](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/content/posts/545/a-little-birdie-told-me-will-smith-plays-golf-zing-main.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hollywoodchaos.com/search/%3Fq%3Dcabo&usg=__eqPJ_YXxqng5W4v1S1gw2N7vAjs=&h=430&w=675&sz=74&hl=en&start=174&zoom=1&tbnid=-bEgMf9itl6RvM:&tbnh=143&tbnw=193&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwill%2Bsmith%2Bass%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D596%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=203&ei=IlGaTNbbB8KAlAf_2ZQf&oei=AFGaTKWvAYa8lQep6bjYDw&esq=8&page=12&ndsp=15&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:174&tx=159&ty=127) [http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://wandaphullworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ws1.jpg%3Fw%3D497%26h%3D434&imgrefurl=http://wandaphullworld.com/2008/12/30/guess-who-whos-ass-is-this/&usg=\_\_uALVG6e2v8vRKZw6jLBh\_o\_OJps=&h=434&w=497&sz=54&hl=en&start=220&zoom=1&tbnid=MNODNONfrlj\_4M:&tbnh=151&tbnw=173&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwill%2Bsmith%2Bass%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D596%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=110&ei=tVGaTOvnI4HGlQes5Nkv&oei=AFGaTKWvAYa8lQep6bjYDw&esq=6&page=15&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:220&tx=172&ty=109](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://wandaphullworld.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/ws1.jpg%3Fw%3D497%26h%3D434&imgrefurl=http://wandaphullworld.com/2008/12/30/guess-who-whos-ass-is-this/&usg=__uALVG6e2v8vRKZw6jLBh_o_OJps=&h=434&w=497&sz=54&hl=en&start=220&zoom=1&tbnid=MNODNONfrlj_4M:&tbnh=151&tbnw=173&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dwill%2Bsmith%2Bass%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1003%26bih%3D596%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=110&ei=tVGaTOvnI4HGlQes5Nkv&oei=AFGaTKWvAYa8lQep6bjYDw&esq=6&page=15&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:220&tx=172&ty=109) ---
**Author:** ![jharvey963](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/54ee81/32.png) [@jharvey963](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jharvey963)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/25 "2010-09-22T19:38:48Z")
I’m at work so I can’t search for a suitable picture, but I nominate Kylie Minogue. Yowsa! J. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/26 "2010-09-22T19:42:56Z")
Female - [Marisa Tomei](http://www.celeb-porn.info/marisa-tomei/marisa-tomei-nude-the-wrestler-02.jpg), especially when she was on the show Rescue Me. It was like two perfect soap bubble stuck together! (Couldn’t find a pic of that, so had to go with one from the movie, The Wrestler, instead) Male - my husband. I like those small male butts that are more narrow than his hips yet still nicely rounded. I call it a muffin tin butt. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/27 "2010-09-22T19:55:19Z")
Totally, completely, utterly not SFW - the young Jo Guest (British adult model). It’s spread a bit since, but in its day her butt was in a class of its own: [yowzers](http://www.joguest.net/pic/image_334.html) ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/28 "2010-09-22T20:25:36Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Totally, completely, utterly not SFW - the young Jo Guest (British adult model). It’s spread a bit since, but in its day her butt was in a class of its own: > > [yowzers](http://www.joguest.net/pic/image_334.html) Looks sorta like a plucked turkey. ---
**Author:** ![Omi\_no\_Kami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a88e4f/32.png) [@Omi\_no\_Kami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omi_no_Kami)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/29 "2010-09-22T20:34:36Z")
She isn’t as athletic looking as I prefer, but [Grace Park](http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/battlestar-galactica-boomers-butt-2.jpg) (NSFW. Also a picture of a butt.) has absolutely wonderful proportions. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/30 "2010-09-22T20:40:23Z")
> [@Omi\_no\_Kami](#): > > She isn’t as athletic looking as I prefer, but [Grace Park](http://www.superherostuff.com/blog/images/battlestar-galactica-boomers-butt-2.jpg) (NSFW. Also a picture of a butt.) has absolutely wonderful proportions. Wow. As long as I have a face, she’ll have a place to sit. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/31 "2010-09-22T22:05:31Z")
I have never been into men’s butts. I love a man’s chest or arms or calves or whatever, but I never thought, “wow, he’s got a nice butt.” I know it sounds odd but it is true. For whatever reason though, I really do like to admire a woman’s booty. I big ol round one always makes me sneak and stare, trying not to get caught. I can’t even link to one, because the kind I tend to admire don’t make it to Hollywood. I’m not gay, so I have no idea why I like to look at woman’s booties, but, there you have it. ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/32 "2010-09-22T22:10:15Z")
> [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](#): > > > [@Alan\_Bird](#): > > > > Kim Kardashian. > > When she was in prime form, I agree. She’s gotten a bit softer recently. I must find out more about Sasha Grey, though. [Prime enough](http://hotcelebrity.name/2009/11/22/kim-kardashian-gallery/?pid=252) for Reggie, but she’s one year beyond prime now…:rolleyes: I wish I was [Reggie](http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/gallery/kim-kardashian-pictures/kim-kardashian-grinding-reggie-bush_1_1.jpg) for those 15 seconds… ---
**Author:** ![Kalypso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/df705f/32.png) [@Kalypso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalypso)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/33 "2010-09-22T23:10:26Z")
Keyra Augustina Here’s a youtube video, and it’s not explicit enough to be banned from youtube, but really, don’t watch it at work. _Really_ I’ll even break the link so you don’t click by accident. [http://www](http://www). [youtube.com/watch?v=nvSwF4u4wlQ](http://youtube.com/watch?v=nvSwF4u4wlQ) If you like butts, you’ll probably want to be someplace private to see this anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/34 "2010-09-22T23:13:24Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > And remember, in this thread you cannot lie and you can’t deny. I see what you did there. And I approve. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/35 "2010-09-22T23:18:49Z")
Of famous butts, Nathan Fillion’s is up there. ([Nude buttshot](http://www.heatworld.com/upload/99308/images/1000021043.jpg)) ---
**Author:** ![akira5822](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@akira5822](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akira5822)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/36 "2010-09-22T23:21:09Z")
My wife ---
**Author:** ![rhubarbarin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eb9ed0/32.png) [@rhubarbarin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rhubarbarin)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/37 "2010-09-22T23:45:36Z")
> [@The\_Controvert](#): > > I’ll have to answer Ines Sainz. She’s clearly a butt-pad user. You can see where the butt-padding shorts she wears cut into the backs of her legs, even through her pants. Also, the many pictures of her in a bikini are from the front. It will come out sooner or later, trust. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/38 "2010-09-22T23:47:26Z")
Luscious Lopez, hands down. ---
**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/39 "2010-09-23T00:27:26Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Doris Day. Honestly. The woman played all of those girl-next-door roles, but was a slut at heart and had a great tush. I’ll have to defer my vote, but, I must agree that DD had an incredible one. Check out Teacher’s Pet, with her and Clark Gable. Best wishes, hh ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/40 "2010-09-23T00:34:59Z")
Anonymous teller wearing camel-toe yoga pants at the bank, who, while trying to run my bank card in the machine against the far wall, rubbed my card against her butt. It stuck out nicely, and wasn’t too big. I’ve always admired Jamie Lee Curtis’ ass. Sandra Bullock’s ass in Demolition Man was pretty fine too, although the pants had something to do with it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664.md?page=3)