# Who Has The Best Butt You Have Seen? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 22, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664 "2010-09-22T16:47:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/41 "2010-09-23T01:40:41Z")
Watching the old **Route 66** series on DVD, I must say that George Maharis had a lovely bum. You can see it best when he’s in swim trunks, of course. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/42 "2010-09-23T04:20:25Z")
A girl I dated in high school, back in the 1950s. I sometimes called her cigarette because her little bottom was so round, so firm, so fully packed. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/43 "2010-09-23T04:37:32Z")
[Elastigirl](http://pixar.wikia.com/File:Elastigirl%27s_sexy_booty.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/44 "2010-09-23T05:04:25Z")
Oddly enough, one of our local political candidates. He has the perfect Levi’s butt. It’s so fine, I would have to consider voting for him even if he was running for the other party. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/45 "2010-09-23T05:44:15Z")
Vida Guerra NSFW pics: [spoiler] [![](http://www.rap-wallpapers.com/data/media/73/vida_guerra_wallpapers_056.jpg) ](http://www.rap-wallpapers.com/data/media/73/vida_guerra_wallpapers_056.jpg) [![](http://www.bizzcity.com/web/hXc/vida%20guerra%20mod.jpg) ](http://www.bizzcity.com/web/hXc/vida%20guerra%20mod.jpg) [http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/psp/Vida-Guerra-02.jpg](http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/psp/Vida-Guerra-02.jpg) [/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![Floater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dc4da7/32.png) [@Floater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Floater)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/46 "2010-09-23T08:31:00Z")
The owner of a café at the Northern end of Lac de Bourget in France. Seeing her leaning out of the window to fix something on the outside of the building ruined my outlook on life forever. I knew immediately that I would never see anything like it again. Ever. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/47 "2010-09-23T08:44:14Z")
There’s a website called [supertangas.com](http://supertangas.com) with some nice selections. Personally, I prefer… [spoiler][Dahlia](http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&searchterms=Dahlia) With honorable mention to [Fenny](http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&searchterms=Fenny) and [Keyra](http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&searchterms=Keyra).[/spoiler] ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/48 "2010-09-23T09:07:00Z")
Not the best butt ever, but Gemma Arterton deserves a special mention for [this appearance](http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01047/Gemma_Arterton_1047020a.jpg) in the new movie _Tamara Drewe_. It seems to be a chick flick but I’d go to see it on the strength of that scene alone. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/49 "2010-09-23T13:31:53Z")
Well, aside from my wife (in case she decides to start posting here), I would have to go with the appropriately named **Sheri Moon** (actually it’s Sheri Moon-Zombie). Check out House of 1000 Corpses for a wondrous butt cleavage shot. ---
**Author:** ![kombatminipig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5ac83/32.png) [@kombatminipig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kombatminipig)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/50 "2010-09-23T15:52:53Z")
> [@akira5822](#): > > My wife I agree. (Come on, that one was way open) ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/51 "2010-09-23T15:56:15Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > Well, aside from my wife (in case she decides to start posting here), I would have to go with the appropriately named **Sheri Moon** (actually it’s Sheri Moon-Zombie). Check out House of 1000 Corpses for a wondrous butt cleavage shot. Alas, she makes it quite clear in the audio commentary that said butt was not hers. ---
**Author:** ![soulmurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@soulmurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulmurk)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/52 "2010-09-23T17:21:49Z")
No love for Jessica Alba’s derriere yet? She’ll always be my callipygian princess… [Jessica Alba](http://celebritybutts.com/jessica-alba-butt-pics.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/53 "2010-09-23T17:27:49Z")
Jessica Alba. The pictures of her on all fours in a bikini [cite](http://abhaykant.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/jessica-alba-bikini-07.jpg) [cite](http://www.jessicaalba-fan.com/images/10/jessica-alba-bikini2.jpg) [cite](http://www.thevancouverite.com/pictures/jessica-alba-bikini-2007.jpg) has become known in the paparazzi community as the Jessica Alba pose. And her butt’s so nice, even she can’t keep her [hands](http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/20/72/09020_jessica_alba_yellow_bikini_candids0081_122_868lo.0.0.0x0.495x912.jpeg) off it. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/54 "2010-09-23T19:42:44Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > > [@MrDibble](#): > > > > Totally, completely, utterly not SFW - the young Jo Guest (British adult model). It’s spread a bit since, but in its day her butt was in a class of its own: > > > > [yowzers](http://www.joguest.net/pic/image_334.html) > > Looks sorta like a plucked turkey. Note to self: avoid Thanksgiving \*chez \*Chef. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/55 "2010-09-23T19:57:26Z")
> [@Tangent](#): > > Vida Guerra > > NSFW pics: > > [spoiler] > > [http://www.rap-wallpapers.com/data/media/73/vida\_guerra\_wallpapers\_056.jpg](http://www.rap-wallpapers.com/data/media/73/vida_guerra_wallpapers_056.jpg) > > [http://www.bizzcity.com/web/hXc/vida%20guerra%20mod.jpg](http://www.bizzcity.com/web/hXc/vida%20guerra%20mod.jpg) > > [http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/psp/Vida-Guerra-02.jpg](http://images.psxextreme.com/wallpapers/psp/Vida-Guerra-02.jpg) [/spoiler] I withdraw my previous entries and second **Tangent**. Viva la Vida! ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/56 "2010-09-23T20:15:55Z")
> [@Sage\_Rat](#): > > There’s a website called [supertangas.com](http://supertangas.com) with some nice selections. Personally, I prefer… > > [spoiler][Dahlia](http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&searchterms=Dahlia) > > With honorable mention to [Fenny](http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&searchterms=Fenny) and [Keyra](http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&searchterms=Keyra).[/spoiler] Wow. Just… wow. Though I’ll put Keyra ahead of Dahlia. With me in the middle. > [@Bosstone](#): > > And remember, in this thread you cannot lie and you can’t deny. But then what shall we do when a girl walks in here? Y’know, with the itty-bitty waist and the round thing and whatnot. This thread’s got me feelin’ cheeky. ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/57 "2010-09-23T20:16:08Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Not the best butt ever, but Gemma Arterton deserves a special mention for [this appearance](http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01047/Gemma_Arterton_1047020a.jpg) in the new movie _Tamara Drewe_. It seems to be a chick flick but I’d go to see it on the strength of that scene alone. It’s been getting good reviews, I really liked the comic strip. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/58 "2010-09-23T20:23:48Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Jessica Alba. The pictures of her on all fours in a bikini [cite](http://abhaykant.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/jessica-alba-bikini-07.jpg) [cite](http://www.jessicaalba-fan.com/images/10/jessica-alba-bikini2.jpg) [cite](http://www.thevancouverite.com/pictures/jessica-alba-bikini-2007.jpg) has become known in the paparazzi community as the Jessica Alba pose. And her butt’s so nice, even she can’t keep her [hands](http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/20/72/09020_jessica_alba_yellow_bikini_candids0081_122_868lo.0.0.0x0.495x912.jpeg) off it. Me -----\> My bunk. ---
**Author:** ![A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@A\_Spoonful\_of\_Awesome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/A_Spoonful_of_Awesome)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2010, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/59 "2010-09-23T20:37:19Z")
Ok I take it all back. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a new champion. [Spoiler][Hello, Kitty](http://www.supertangas.com/videos/girls/tangas/st-2010-0023-tangas-kitty-colombia-video.jpg) (video). NSFW. It’s a butt. A beautiful bouncing butt. [/spoiler] I could watch this all day. And I just might. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2010, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/60 "2010-09-24T00:16:49Z")
Miranda Kerr has a fine butt. [cite](http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/miranda-kerr-nude.jpg) [cite](http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images3/miranda_kerr_lingerie_vs_two_small.jpg) [cite](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bworKqIvlU4/SmSMtvfaYgI/AAAAAAAACNk/pcqnb0AaFcY/s400/miranda-kerr-ass-thong-vs-01.jpg) [cite](http://www.celebgossipz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Miranda-Kerr-lingerie-Victorias-Secret-Ads-4.jpg) [cite](http://www.jojostopten.com/images/items/46_312.jpg) [cite](http://www.hellomagazine.com/imagenes/fashion/200911032329/miranda/kerr/lingerie/0-3-949/miranda-kerr-1-a.jpg) [cite](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_rPuhgiGm-xw/TIPwL5IdgUI/AAAAAAAABlE/k0TFUB0ueq0/s1600/2.jpg) [cite](http://image.take40.com/300x400/miranda_kerr_nude_gq_gstring_jeans_300x400.jpg) and[cite](http://sithomeandrot.com/XXX-SEX/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/miranda-kerr-nude-01.jpg) [cite](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.stylelist.com/media/2010/01/miranda-kerr-naked-gq-590sc012010.jpg) [cite](http://shesocrazy.com/images/content/miranda-kerr-nude-gq-06.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664.md?page=4)