# Who Has The Best Butt You Have Seen?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 22, 2010, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664 "2010-09-22T16:47:32Z")\
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**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/81 "2010-09-25T20:13:42Z")

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About the best shot you’re going to get of Doris Day’s butt, and totally SFW:

[![](https://hornytimetraveler.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tp1957.jpg?w=400&h=267) ](https://hornytimetraveler.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/tp1957.jpg?w=400&h=267)

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/82 "2010-09-26T00:13:34Z")

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> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#):
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> I agree with you on the tight firm buttock issue. However, if you’re the guy who was blurring out the women’s feet in every shot, you are an unspeakable sadist, and I hope for your sake that we never meet in a dark alley.

No, I was the guy operating the video camera. The depth-of-field shots cropping out popular body parts were others’ doing.

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2010, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/83 "2010-09-26T05:55:15Z")

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Clayton Moore. The Lone Ranger. I first noticed his buns when I was about ten.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/84 "2010-09-27T00:48:01Z")

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Kate Beckinsale’s ass.

I found a picture of her husband grabbing her butt, but the associated pictures (not of Kate) were too raunchy even for a spoiler box.

_sigh_

Oh, Kate. Oh, my.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/85 "2010-09-27T02:01:37Z")

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> [@Rysdad](#):
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> Kate Beckinsale’s ass.
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> I found a picture of her husband grabbing her butt, but the associated pictures (not of Kate) were too raunchy even for a spoiler box.
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> _sigh_
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> Oh, Kate. Oh, my.

Would it be these [pictures](http://www.thesuperficial.com/kate_beckinsale_hits_the_beach-09-2006)?

I’d be proud to have my name printed across an ass that fine.

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2010, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/who-has-the-best-butt-you-have-seen/554664/86 "2010-09-27T23:27:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Would it be these [pictures](http://www.thesuperficial.com/kate_beckinsale_hits_the_beach-09-2006)?
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> I’d be proud to have my name printed across an ass that fine.

Nope. She was in a formal-type dress, and they were dancing. He had himself a handful of gluteus maximus.

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